Our Act

God I had to give it to Lynn, when she sank her teeth into a concept she held on like a Pitbull to the ass of a mailman!

“No fucking way am I going to be stuck in a car with someone who couldn’t be happy that his mom found a decent guy, for a two hour trip to Lake Simons!” Stopping long enough to snort (And I mean actually snort at that concept!). “I would rather have a root canal without any freezing!”

I felt it was time for me to get in on the act. “Look your poor man princess, I would rather have my balls crushed in a vice rather than have to be in any sort of confined pace with you!”

Apparently that was too much for mom and Mr. Webber to take. He started “Oh god would you listen to yourselves!”

Mom took over, “You both claim to be university students but I swear neither of you have the brains to make someone believe that you're mentally mature to be called a person!” Taking a pause then, “I know that at least one of you can drive, so if the other one can, then take two cars and drive up there by yourselves!” Then she went further than either Lynn or myself though she would go. “I’m sure one of you can sleep in your car, until the referees get there two days later!”

I bit my lower lip, too worried to look at Lynn. Meanwhile as we squirmed under the gaze of mom, Mr. Webber wrote out directions on how to get to the cabin at Lake Simons. "So Jim this is for you, since Lynn already knew the direction by heart!” Then turning to Lynn, maybe we should call it a night before something happens that neither Mary or myself could smooth over.

Mom thanked both for coming over and said that she was looking forward to the four of us being at Lake Simons. Lynn and Mr. Webber left and mom immediately started in on me about how appalled at the way I acted all night. My punishment was to wash the dishes and clean up. While I was sweeping the dining room I got a call from Lynn.

“Dad blasted me the entire way home, but all I could think of was the fact that we were going to have at least two days all alone!” She went on to tell me what she was going to do to me before mom and her dad arrived.

I don’t know what made me ask, “Hey you ever been fucked under the stars by a bonfire on a beach?”

“Is that a question or what I can look forward to when it’s just you and me alone?”

Then “Lynn Marie Webber, I have grounded you from using your phone for a week!”

I giggled at that, “Well you better do as he says or I’ll have to do something to you to make you obey your dad!’

We both giggled as we hung up. Not sure about Lynn but I was looking forward to going to a cabin at Lake Simons.