Only Woman in the World

I wake up, feeling all groggy and disoriented, and what do I find? I'm fucking shirtless. Can you believe that shit? Confusion seeps into my brain as I notice my dad's hungry eyes fixed on my goddamn tits. I blurt out, "What the fuck, Dad?"

My mom steps into the room, sensing the tension. She tries to explain, "Honey, something really crazy has happened. You're the only woman in the entire goddamn world."

I stare at her like she's lost her damn mind. "Are you fucking serious, Mom? How the hell does that even happen?"

Still shirtless, I stumble downstairs, feeling like I've stepped into the twilight zone. Desperation sets in, and I desperately grab the remote, flipping on the goddamn TV. "Maybe there's some explanation for this fuckery," I mutter to myself.

But, man, I find no answers. Even the movies from the past have twisted around. The male characters are all swapped out for women. It's like a cosmic fuck-up that's beyond comprehension.

In a frenzy, I turn to my trusted source of comfort—porn. But fuck my luck, it's all men getting down and dirty. "The entire world's gone bonkers, and I'm the one left out," I grumble.

Outside my window, I see men leering at me, their eyes practically undressing me. Panic rushes through my veins, and I let out a scream. "What the fuck is happening?!"

Rushing to find a goddamn shirt, I search through my old wardrobe, but nothing fucking fits. It's like my body decided to say, "Fuck your old clothes, here's a new you."

My mom, bless her twisted heart, decides to help me. But hold the fuck up, she ain't my old mom anymore. No, she's transformed into a man with a dick that could rival a goddamn horse. "What the actual fuck, Mom? Is that a fucking monster down there?"

She gently reaches out to fit me with a bra, that massive dick of hers dangling in front of my face. I can't help but feel a mix of terror and sick fascination as I mutter, "This shit is fucked up, Mom."

Determined to find some answers, we switch on the TV and there it is—a news report confirming that everyone in the fucking world has turned into a man. "Holy fucking shit, Mom! We're surrounded by dick-carrying men, and you've got your own goddamn meat hammer now!"