One teeny tiny issue

There was a reason your hands shook so much as you reached for your belt. You knew you wouldn’t be breaking any records for size, at least, not positive ones. With a deep breath to help ignore your anxiety, you **** your underwear down and freed your penis. There was a moment of silence as you saw Sarah and Miranda looking at Tom’s dick and Nicole blushing at Matt’s, but then you felt their eyes shift to you. The silence continued as you could only stand still and watch them react. A shocked smile spread across Sarah’s face, a shameful blush crept into Nicole’s cheeks, and Miranda wordlessly covered her open mouth with a hand.

Then the laughter started. Sarah was soon bent double by whole hearted guffaws as Miranda tried to hide her giggles behind her palm. The sudden outburst from the two of them brought Matt's and Tom's eyes to your little prick and, just like in your worst nightmares, they were soon laughing too. Matt did his best to hide it at least, turning away from you and burying his face in his hands, whilst Tom cackled at you directly. Only Nicole was quiet, her eyebrow wiggling like confused caterpillars as she stared dumbfounded at your dick.

This was exactly the kind of reaction you'd always expected, and feared. Your shameful cock had been the reason you had not only stayed a virgin until now, but even avoided anything too hands on with a girl. You knew it probably wasn't going to be enough to satisfy a woman, but you'd hoped that if you got close enough to a girl first you could move past it together. Now, all three inches of it's "glory" twitched petulantly in the night air in front of everyone, drawing down their mockery like a tiny, pink, lightning rod.

"Wh-why is it so small?" Nicole asked, a question so stupefying that all you could do in response was shrug your shoulders up as high as your crimson cheeks. "I, I don't know, it just is!" You stuttered, to even more laughter from the peanut gallery. At this point Matt has his head buried resolutely in his hands and Miranda her own hand so tightly over her mouth it was as if she was **** herself, the pair of them trying their hardest not to laugh directly at you. Sarah and Tom, meanwhile, had both collapsed backwards into their chairs in open hysterics.

"It's not that small!" You argued, preparing to defend yourself with a few well-researched facts you'd sought out for an occasion just like this. "It, it, it's actually within a couple standard variations of average, and it still works exactly like normal," you explained, to no avail. "It's normal sized and fully functional," Tom yelled in a high pitched impression of you, before descending into a cackle.

His interruption reduced everyone to laughter again, even Nicole had to hurriedly muffle a laugh before shooting him a dirty look. You turned to glare at him as well, seeing to your chagrin that his cock was literally three times the size of your own. Anything you were about to say to him died in your throat at that sight. It was so ludicrously unfair that an asshole like him would be blessed with a pornstar size cock whilst a nice guy like yourself was saddled with a wrinkly worm.

While everyone was still laughing at you, you glanced to your other side just to confirm something. A quick look down made it clear that Matt's dick, whilst not as big as Tom's, was still easily twice the size of your own. No wonder you were the only one being laughed at, your dick was the only one that was laughable. Since you knew that nothing you could say would stop them, you irritably shoved your hands in your pockets and stared at the ground as you waited for their laughing to subside.

It took a while, every time Sarah looked up at your cock she would start laughing again, but eventually things began to settle down. "I think it looks nice John," Nicole confidently supported you, only to be met by another round of laughter. Both of you were embarrassed this time and, although she had done little to help your battered ego, part of you was glad to at least have her camaraderie in your shared misery. While waiting for their laughter to subside you retook your seat on the couch and did your best to act unbothered, like a substitute teacher with an unruly class, despite your humiliation.

"Oh my god, let's keep playing before I pee myself," Sarah choked out as the laughter quietened down one last time. "Honestly John, I think it's cute," she continued, wiping a tear from her eye as she got to her feet. "Here you can give the next dare," she finished, placing the hat down on your thigh beside your twitching dick. As she spoke she did her best to maintain eye contact with you, clearly worried that another glance at your tiny dong would make her laugh again. With a warm squeeze of your shoulder, she straightened up and walked away, leaving you to look down at what she'd deposited in your lap.

The hat provided an unwelcome sense of perspective to your dick. Tom's cock would probably stretch from brim to brim, with a little overhang. Matt's would easily cross the middle. Yours, would be lucky to to get to the crown if you were to press it onto your crotch. Ignoring that, you picked up the hat and shifted it to cover your modest erection, stirring the slips as you moved it. You knew you'd been given the hat out of pity, but there must have been something you could do to prove to the girls (especially Miranda) that you were more than just your little dick.

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