One humiliating potty break later

I finally found myself back on two feet and properly clothed again. Or as proper as you can call the Snow Kyan Kyan outfit.

But my indignation had risen even beyond that.

“Sorry, sorry, Handsome!”, Sylphid laughed devoid of any care while handing me the Kyan-Kyan ears. “But can you blame me? You would have done the same.”

No, I would most certainly have not **** you to raise your leg and relieve yourself while a gaggle of overeager girls looked on and commented on how cute the way you urinate was.

I am not even sure how much their current behavior is due to the cuteness curse and these girls just...being themselves.

“And I am not putting them on.”

“But why not?”, Sanakia asked with a whine. “They compliment your outfit most splendidly, my Lady.”

Because I have no desire to prance around while being constantly horny.

“Regardless, now that we have united it is of the utmost urgency that we...”

“Oh, Oh, Oh, right Handsome! Guess what?”

I took a very deep breath.

“What?”

“Lucky show him!”

Lucky started pushing a button on her new remote before I had even a chance to protest. The collar around my neck started beeping but beyond that nothing seemed to happen.

“It comes with an orgasm lock function!”, Sylphid explained, somewhat helpfully.

…

“Meaning it doesn’t matter how horny you get in the arena! You can totally wear the entire set for the match. Isn’t that awesome?”

“Sylphid, the return woods”, I growled. I will properly punish them later. Right now, there was no time to spare.

“But my L…”

“NO!”, I roared at Sanakia. “We have already wasted way too much time! We are leaving right now!”

“Please, my Lady just…”

“I said no!” I was adamant and furious. Even I could only take so much. “Do you not know what is at stake here? We can not afford to remain here any longer!”

“Handsome…”

“I do not wish to hear it! We are leaving right…”

GLOMP!

My righteous indignation was cut short by a loud, lustful gasp escaping my mouth.

Sanakia had managed to snuck upon me and began fondling my breasts from behind.

Absurd!

I was not even wearing the full Kyan-Kyan set, and yet this was a completely brain melting experience!

I was unable to even form a coherent word anymore. Drool was dribbling out of my mouth as Sanakia’s hands had their way with me.

H-How is that even possible? My breasts should not be that sensitive.

“Nice…”, Sylphid was just enjoying the show, a knowing smirk on her lips. “I knew that would come in handy.”

I glared at Sylphid while my entire body shivered. “Y-you...w-what...”

“Please listen to me, my Lady!”, the Sexy-Knight interrupted, stopping her fondling just a bit, but never removing her hands from my chest. “We must find the Holy Blade of Nikkou! My intuition tells me that without it you will lose against the Dark Lord!”

What?

She continued.

“The fact that we have arrived on Ylapu IS divine guidance, my Lady! You must understand that all that is happen and will ever happen is according to the Goddess’s grand design. You must embrace your destiny!”

She said while rubbing me again. I shivered. If it was not for that orgasm lock, no doubt I would have already climaxed simply from having my breasts molested.

Sylphid pointed at the map on screen. Specifically the area called Holy Casket. “Look, Handsome. We just want to check out this last place. Then we are done. I promise.”

“Please, my Lady! Just one more small area! I beg you!”

…

Between the manhandling and the curse of gullibility, there was absolutely no way for me to resist. My brain was essentially on a very horny autopilot.

It was almost six in the morning. We are well and truly out of time.

And yet all I could utter was...

“Fine...”

The girls nodded pleased ar my obeisance and at last Sanakia released me.

“You are most certainly getting punished once this is all over”, I growled.

“Looking forward to it, Handsome!”, Sylphid winked. “Now then.” she gestured towards the teleportation console. “Would you do the honors?”

…

..

.

We arrived in what appeared to be an antechamber. There was little else of note to this place besides the teleporter.

And of course, the massive, gigantic door that was barring our path forward.

I stared at the colossal door rather apprehensively. According to the map “Holy Casket” was indeed a very small area, compromising of only two rooms.

But that only caused to make this place appear more ominous.

Sanakia was much more carefree. “We have arrived, my Lady! The Holy blade Nikkou awaits just behind these doors, I feel it!”

The only thing awaiting us is most likely a particular nasty boss monster.

“Eh, it will be fiiiiine, Handsome.” Sylphid assured me with a pat on my behind. “I’m way above this floor level wise, Sana has that OP sword and your pretty good too. Will be an easy victory.”

Hmph. Pretty good. Clearly my own abilities are far beyond a mere pretty good.

“And! And! Imagine the amazing treasure that we will get for beating the boss!”, Lucky was pretty much bouncing up and down, giddy with excitement.

Sylphid went up to the door and tried pushing it, to no avail. As to be expected, this door was locked.

However, on the face of it were seven volleyball sized indentations

“Hmm, I see”, Sylphid nodded thoughtfully and then pulled a melon sized blue Orb out of her bag. “We found this thing while exploring.”

Sure enough, the melon orb fit effortlessly in the volleyball sized hole and lit up.

“Just as expected. We need to find the seven magic orbs scattered all over Ylapu in order to open this door.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW ABOUT NO?

“My Lady!” Sanakia stared at me. “There is another option. Please perform your dance once more to invigorate me.”

“Oh riiiight, You are a dancer now.”, Sylphid grinned widely at me. “That’s hot as fuck. Guess I can’t go ahead with my slowly turn Handsome into a Doggie 24/7 plan after all.”

I pretend I did not hear that.

Right, my dancer techniques. I can not say that I was quite used to them. And I certainly did not appreciate how Sylphid was looking at me.

But there was nothing to be done, we needed every possible advantage available to us.

I opted for the “Pep Rally” and this time the dance took on a more cheer-leading performance. The way these dances work was rather curious. Once I mentally choose a technique my body pretty much acts out on its own and I performed the necessary movements almost out of pure instinct. That involved jumping up and down and wiggle some pink pom pom’s around that for some unfathomable reason appeared in my hands.

It was very silly, but no matter how farcical it looked, it did the trick. I felt a noticeable increase in my strength. The same was true for my companions.

Out of curiosity I performed pep rally again.

Oh, it stacks.

Three more rally’s followed and our STR went up by 50%

“My Lady, this power...you are amazing!”

“Hmm...Handsome…”, Sylphid could barely contain herself as she watched my performance.

“According to my estimates you are currently consisting of 98,5% pure, unadulterated sex. Only a little more and you turn into the legendary Super Kyan Kyan.”

I have no idea what newest manner of idiocy this was.

Fortuitously, the buffed up Sexy-Knight had no patience for Sylphid’s insipid shenanigans and readied her sword of ruin. She then charged at the door.

“WAAAAAAAAALLLL CRUSHER LEVEL I! TOOOOOOOO!!!!”

MISS.

HOW IN BLAZES DO YOU MISS A DOOR!

The Sexy-Knight blushed and cleared her throat. “Uhh...let me try this again!”

This time the attack connected. The door was immensely sturdy, no doubt crafted with the finest magi tech available and further guarded via a seven orb lock system.

But it was up against a Strength stat of 245. Of course it got obliterated.

Sanakia gave a proud nod towards her destructive power. “He he. Take that, door!”

“That was amazing, Sana!” Sylphid praised and patted the Galmon on the head. “You are probably about half as strong as Valk’s genocide punch right now.”

That was only half?

Meanwhile, I put on my Kyan-Kyan ears and was immediately affected by horny bunny. There was no helping it. We had no idea what awaits us in there after all. Even I will need to be on the top of my game.

We waited for the cloud of dust to clear and then slowly stepped inside.

Inside the chamber was not what I expected.

From the map I could tell that “Holy Casket” was a very small area of only two rooms. However, the sterile display could not possible have done it justice.

Everything in here was beautifully and intricately carved out of a sort of blue marble. Unlike the rest of Ylapu, there was a rather solemn atmosphere to this place. Holy, was indeed a fitting word for it.

And in the very middle of it, resting within a pedestal, was a long, slender sword, gleaming with a golden glow.