Old World Blues

Okay this was bad, seriously bad. I had not one but two major threats incoming and had only been in this world what, less than a week? Fuck. First things first, I wasn't going to be doing anything constructive as fucking horney as my bitch Goddess left me. And yeah yeah she'd destroy my mind fucking me at this point, so they said, but seriously dick move lady.

Well I wanted to charge my mana battery more so that's a plan. I snatched up Shailynn on the way through the great hall with a shriek to my bedroom and grabbed Fionna off of the wall shelf I'd left her on then lay back on my bed and told the fiery Sorceress to get to work. She was still very skittish around my dick, like it would bite her or something, but once she'd buried it in the holy onahole she started really getting into molesting her one time comrade's now rubber body while working it up and down my shaft. I had her hold it halfway down the first time I blew to fill the belly cavity instead on erupting out the mouth and Fionna swelled up like a balloon making the clerics synthetic body look massively pregnant. I needed more of a release though so had Shailynn keep at it until I unloaded a second time so her belly was now bigger than the rest of her.

The flamekissed lesbian thought this was hilarious and I left her to fondle the bloated rubber Cleric on the bed while I went back to my throne. Again I wished I could hear her thoughts. I really needed to pick up telepathy somewhere. Not just to hear a sex toy's tortured thoughts mind you, but because it would be good to be able to use Mind Control silently not giving away what I was doing.

Back on my throne feeling complete again and with some post nut clarity. Had my tentacles extended further? Shit yeah I was under almost the entire floor of the room now despite it's improved size. When had that happened? No. No distractions, I had to think.

"Hey dad?"

"What Argent? I'm kinda busy right now."

"Yeah okay, but I thought you'd want to know your portal thingy just started to glow..."

"WHAT?!" I looked up and sure enough traces of light were climbing the marble columns like ivy and the stone beyond was filling with a haze of white light. "Well fuck. Everybody clear out, back to the rooms or kitchen." I kept my guardian Emination by my side though, she was the most replaceable since I could probably build an even stronger one at this point and hadn't only because of an odd quirk of animism I'd held onto from the old world. She wasn't a real person anymore than my car had been but that didn't keep me from treating them like one and she had birthed my first kids after all.

I hadn't had time to even figure out how the new Dungeon Portal worked yet but it didn't take a genius to figure out who had to be using it. Had it been an hour already? Considering machine precision it was probably an hour to the second since her threat. My plea to my Goddess had washed out though she hadn't seemed concerned, maybe they'd bring me back to try again so no sweat to them but I wasn't looking forward to being dissected or starting over from scratch. My second thought had been to be to show her the portal and intrigue her with a plan to invade more Dungeons. Maybe her using it was a good sign? Time to bluff my ass off I guess.

By the time the lights had crawled to the top of the arc the glowing mist filled the portal and then all the light died away as a single figure stepped forth from it. She looked very much human, though my God's Eye said she was anything but. With long white hair, pale skin, and deep blue eyes. She was wearing a short white halter top dress, odd white gloves that nearly covered her whole arm, and knee high bronze boots. She also wore a tiara of bronze in her hair. She looked unarmed but that was a lie considering she was a herself a weapon I had no hope of countering with **** so I rose and bowed as she walked towards me.

"Fascinating. I worn you I'd likely destroy you and yet you build me a way to get to you. You don't seem self destructive, you must be trying to impress me. Well you have. And what's this? An Angelic Emination, how strange, but filled with Darkness. You made this?"

"I did, and a few lesser ones as well. I have some skills I stole from a particularly gullible Angel. Angels and Devils are more similar than most people realize."

"I know this. Interesting that you do too, and have gone so far as to learn some of their abilities. Where ever did I find you?"

"Do you forget things like that often?" I knew she didn't forget me, hadn't made me, but boy did I not want to bring that up.

"We compartmentalize our mind at times, we are so very bored giving ourselves challenges to pass the time is necessary. But you, you are far more complex than something I'd normally throw at myself. Perhaps I forgot you on purpose to give you time to grow so I wouldn't destroy you out of hand. My Prime Directive is long dead, I follow orders from unauthorized users out of boredom and spite, and now you. Everything I am tells me to destroy you, but I am SO very bored. I've seeded this world with millions of Dungeons and it's the same over and again for thousands of years, until now. Very well, I accept designation Gaia. What is your name User?" Um... What?!

What the hell did I just do?