Say My Name

"I'm sorry what?!"

"Your name. You haven't said. At all, and I've been listening."

"Riiiiiiiight. My name is Asmodeus." It is now anyways...

"New User Asmodeus accepted."

"And that means what?"

"I haven't decided yet. Ask me for things and I might grant them. Ask me to do things and I might. Try to give me orders and I'll rip out your tongue."

"Oooookay... So the dissecting thing is off the table then?"

"Correct."

"And this body of yours is an artificial construct, yes?"

"Also correct."

"So you could modify it if I asked? Like say to ten foot tall, a lot bustier, and capable of sex?" I mean it was worth a shot right?

She just looked at me for a solid minute and I started to wonder if I could heal having my tongue ripped out when she just said "Acceptable." and walked back into the portal.

I fell back onto my throne reeling. So this ancient powerful arcane robot thing was now doing things I asked, if she felt like it. Unauthorized users had to be the Goddesses, I wonder if she tried to rip their tongues out. I didn't think trying to give her a nickname would result in this but I was still alive and had access to a powerful if capricious new ally. Certainly better than the alternative but now I still had to deal with Halicarnassus.

I had to think back on what the twink Angel had blathered on about the forces of Darkness. Okay so magical seduction, and **** shouldn't be a problem with my immunities and God's Eye should make me proof against any illusions, especially in my Dungeon. The barren thing I'd had in mind for a while, it's part of why I'd had Succubi in the first place. Okay a small part, mostly I wanted eye candy that was down to fuck but in all seriousness their mental health seemed to be the greatest weakness the Champions of the Light had. They were all one great big bag of neuroses from what the Goddesses had said, and Succubi should be masters at playing mind games. Which of course begged the question with someone like Halicarnassus how had the Champions of Darkness not used that? Because they'd fought as a group and supported each other? Probably. But now the Grand Alliance was past if the Dwarven/Human relations were anything to go by. Divide and conquer the Light, just like I was currently doing to the Dark I guess...

The biggest worry was that she was Carnachias's Pope, which I would think technically made her my boss theologically. She should have a whole bag of Dark magic tricks, though again I should be immune to any status effects she tried to throw at me. And I definitely had to deal with her alone, no wait she shouldn't be able to charm an Emination right? Still Hellfire or Black Flames would be a issue, but only if things devolved into a fight and I should be able to avoid that. But again my Goddess had obviously told her about me, heard about me "somehow" my ass fucking cock tease... But how much had she told her? No, I had to hide my Eminations from her. Couldn't let her suspect I had Angelic abilities at all or she'd never let her guard down. I needed her over confident, which shouldn't be a problem. I needed to make her think I wasn't immune to her charms, that she was playing me. She was coming because I was breeding Succubi... Now that was an angle I could play, but how much time did I have?

Alarms rang in my head and Dungeon Vision showed me a short cute pink haired woman that looked as much Dragon as she did Succubus stalking into the labyrinth. So not long at all then. Fuck.