Oh, pictures of Paira's Housemates

"What if I..." Llyod trailed off as he noticed a small stack of maps near the front door. Ok, at least he won't get lost.

Ok, what was here? He opened the map. Jesus, it was like a themepark. There's the pool, the kitchen, the theater, the bowling alley, the guest rooms (he figured he'd take his pick later), the gym, the library, something called the wet room? The...dildo emporium? The FUCK STAGE!?

Yeah, this was Paira's house.

Stuffing the map in his back pocket, Lloyd started to wander down the vast halls. He passed massive oil paintings, all of them depicting two women; an Indian women and a Latina. Both, of course, were stacked as shit and hot as fuck. DSLs on par with Fuckmeat's and beautiful hair and piercing eyes.

And in every single painting, they were fucking. We're talking faces buried in snatch, titties getting sucked on, strap ons reducing each other to quivering piles of fuck flesh.

It was more obscene as he neared the kitchen. They shared double ended dildos in every hole, titties smashed together as their tongues clashed, wedding photos of pussy being eaten in front of their guests cheering them on!

They're lesbians. Lloyd stopped in his tracks in front of a portait of them dressed in what Lloyd could only think of as "skimpy office wear" (they were kissing, grabbing each others tits and groping sexy bubble butts).

They're LESBIANS.

Ok, yeah, sure, they were deepthroating dildos and shit but THEY WOULDN'T TRY TO FUCK HIM! Maybe at worst he'd get a show of them fucking or something while Paira begged to be a cumrag but HOLY SHIT!

He suddenly let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding. Even if they were two walking wet dreams, he didn't have to worry about them getting on his dick!

Lloyd, completely at ease and relaxed, swaggered over to the kitchen bigger than his house, grabbed an apple from the fridge bigger than his room, sat on the couch longer than a truck, and flipped on the tv bigger than a billboard.

It was playing lesbian porn. Naturally.

But Lloyd didn't mind. When in Rome and all that.