It's a fucking mansion!

Lloyd did not grow up rich. But you'd be forgiven for thinking he grew up poor as well. True, his luck up until today would lend itself very easily to thinking that he lived in a broken down trailer with his sleeping back set up in the septic tank. Alas, this was not the case.

His parents were solidly upper-middle-class with enviable careers, salaries, and assests. The unlucky part for Lloyd was that he was never able enjoy any of that wealth.

All this is to say that Lloyd knows what rich shit looks like.

And HOLY FUCK, this place blew it out of the goddamn stratosphere!

Easily 7 stories tall, half a mile of immaculately maintained landscape in every direction, a driveway filled with cars that would make Andrew Tate fall to his knees weeping at his own inferiority, there was JUST SO MUCH!

And one of it's occupants was soaking in various juices next to Lloyd.

What in the goddamn shitfuck did he agree to?

Half dazed, he followed Paira to the front door past all of the sports cars. Wait...

"Why don't you just drive yourself to work with one of these?"

Sweettits snorts, surprising the hell out of Lloyd. "I'm not paying the university for a parking pass!"

"Uh..." Lloyd's eyes flicked to the house, the cars, her once pristine clothes. "Yeah, wouldn't wanna waste the cash."

Sweettits fishes out a key, dripping wet of course, and unlocks the 20 foot tall carved wooden doors. (Lloyd only now notices the carvings of big titty bitches in every inch of the wood. There is no other way to describe them. The positions, the proportions, the climactic faces, these are just big titty bitches with fat asses.)

Lloyd steps into the oversized foyer, ceiling shooting up into the fucking sky, and can't keep his jaw off the floor. Calling this place opulent would be like calling the ocean a little wet. What in the fucking titshit!?

"I'm going to wash up, is that alright?" Sweettits said, waddling up the stairs. "Or do you want to fuck my jugs while they're all lubed up?" She offered, shaking those delicious tits.

"Uh, no, that's, I'm good from uh, the car ride." HOW was his dick getting hard again!?

"Oh, of course," she meakly responded. Fuck, this was awkward. "Um, help yourself to anything you find. Invade every boundary, I insist!"

With that, she took herself upstairs, leaving Lloyd to explore the mansion.