Oh, just pop her cherry. Nothing major.

Kazumi: Let me ask you this, Negi-boy: Is Mahora not an all-girls school?

Negi: It is.

Kazumi: Which means...?

Negi: Um....no men's room?

Kazumi, rolling her eyes: ..close. It means there are no boys here. Which means...?

Negi: Uh.......i give up.

Kazumi: Oh, come on, Negi-sensei, guess!

Negi: ....

Kazumi: It means...

Sayo: I think i know...

Kazumi: Yes, Sayo?

Sayo: I-it means that Chisame doesn't know any boys, so she can't l-lose her vir-vir....

Kazumi: Bingo! Without a boy around, Chisame has four options: One, she can give it to a teacher, which would not only disgust her since she doesn't like older men (kind of an anti-Asuna), but also certainly get them both thrown out (i happen to know no fewer than seven teachers check these pictures regularly); Two, she can give it to one of the boys who come onto campus for a panty-raid, which she would rather use Windows 95 than do (to her, that's major); Three, she can disappoint all her fans, which she would rather use Windows 98 than do (not as bad, but still no picnic. Isn't she a devoted web-mistress?); Or, four, she can find an alternative. Know any? Negi-boy?

Negi: Um....well, maybe that dog-eared boy from Kyoto, but i think he'd be a bit rough...

Kazumi and Sayo fell over sideways.

Kazumi: IT'S YOU, NEGI!! YOU!!! I'M ASKING YOU TO DO IT!!! Jeez, for a former child-prodigy, you sure can be slow.

Negi: What?! Me!?

Kazumi: That's what i said.

Negi: B-but, i couldn't! She's a student!!

Kazumi: Didn't stop you a minute ago.

Negi: Huh?

Kazumi shows Negi the view-finder on her camera and he almost passes out as a slide-show of the evening's encounter with Ayaka flashes before him.

Negi: EEP!!

Kazumi: Well?

Negi: B-but!!! Her first time!? It's...No, she wouldn't want me...

Kazumi: It's you or a stranger. You're easily the least of the fours evils here, Negi-sensei.

Negi: But!!! I've already been one girl's first tonight! Two would be disrespectful to both!!

Kazumi: You were!? Who!? How'd i miss it?!

Negi: Ayaka. You saw the whole thing APPARENTLY!!

Kazumi: Oh. snicker

Negi: What's so funny?!

Kazumi: That you think you're Ayaka's first.

Negi: What do you mean?

Kazumi: Let's just say she had a fun summer while you were away.

Negi: Eh?

Kazumi: She already busted her cherry, Negi-sensei.

Negi: WHAT!? WHO!?

Kazumi: Uh....i don't know if i should tell you that.

Negi: Why not?!

Kazumi: Other than the invasion of privacy...

Sayo/Negi: YOU'RE talking about invasion of privacy?

Kazumi: ...if Asuna knew, it'd kill her. AAAA!!! F-forget i said anything!!!

Negi: Asuna? I don't underst....GASP!

Kazumi: Negi, you absolutely canNOT tell Asuna!!

Negi: You don't mean!?

Kazumi: In fact, don't tell ANYone!!

Negi: IT was...

Kazumi: SHHHH!!! Someone might hear!!

Negi: TAKAMICHI!?!?

?: Yes?