Say it ain't so, Takahata!!

Kazumi: T-takahata-sensei!!!

Takahata: I heard my name. Rather loudly, too. What's up?

Kazumi: Uh...n-nothing! Nothing at all!! Ha-ha! We'll be on our way, right Negi-k..

Negi: Takamichi!! Did you take ms. Yukihiro's (Ayaka) innocence!?

Takahata: EH!?

Kazumi: DWAH!! He-he's just kidding, Takahata-sensei! Let's go, N..

Negi: Is it true!?

Takahata: Uh...well, the thing is....uh...heh-heh...

Negi: Takamichi, why!? Wh-what about Shizuna-sensei!?

Takahata: ?

Negi: A few years ago, Asuna and i saw you at a cafe with Shizuna-sensei! You're together aren't you!?

Takahata: Well....to be honest, we haven't been what i'd call close lately. Wait! How did you even hear about Ayaka and i, anyway?

Kazumi: EEK!! Th-that's not important!!

Negi: Ms. Asakura (Kazumi) just told me!

Kazumi: I'm screwed!

Takahata: Is that so?

Kazumi: YAAH!! I...i found out by accident!! I mean, th-the kid's makin' up stories! You know how kids do that!! Ha-ha!! Good one, Negi-sensei, but i think we should go now. Like, RIGHT now!

Takahata: sigh Well, i guess i'm caught. Yes, Yukihiro and i did....that is...

Negi: She gave you a cherry!

Takahata: Huh?

Kazumi: 'Her' cherry, Negi-kun. HER cherry!

Takahata: Ah. I know i shouldn't have, but she caught me using...uh...

Kazumi: Magic?

Takahata: URK!

Negi: It's alright. She knows. She was my partner for a while.

Takahata: Oh. Yes, magic. (Whew. I was afraid i'd have to say she caught me using smack or something.) She said i either had to...ahem be with her, or she would expose me.

Negi: That's awful!!

Kazumi: Why would she do that? Class rep's not a malicious person. Except to...

Negi: ...Asuna!! That must be it! She knew Asuna loves Takamichi, so she was 'with' him so she could have a trump card over her!! It's diabolical!

Takahata: Asuna what's Takamichi?

Kazumi: Of course! I never thought she's stoop so low as to sleep with Takahata-sensei just to get one over on Ausna!! How low can she go!?

Takahata: Hey now...

Negi: I...i don't believe this! I thought only Evangeline was evil in my class. But to do this to the one Asuna loves!

Takahata: The one Asuna whats? I think i missed something...

Negi: WHOOPS!!!

Kazumi: Anyway, now you know about Takahata-sensei and class rep.

Takahata: And so do you, ms. Asakura.

Kazumi: EEP!

Takahata: I should probably erase your memory, but who knows how many photos you have. Hmm. A delicate situation indeed. Besides, even if i do erase your memories, Sayo-chan will still have her's. Right? Sayo-chan?

Sayo: He...HE SEES ME!? No way!

Negi: Ha ha! Leave it to Takamichi. Anyway, Kazumi has kept my secret for years, so i don't think she's anything to worry about.

Kazumi: Well, i dunno. I COULD use the answers for finals...

Takahata: You know, if memory-erasing wouldn't work, i could just use magic arrows.

Kazumi: ...BUUUT, since it's you, i think i'll keep it between us!

Takahata: Thanks, Asakura-chan. Anyway, now that that's settled, i should be on my way. Good evening, Asakura-chan. Sayo-chan. Negi-kun.

Kazumi: That was too close! I have to stop getting involved with you mages, it's bad for my heart. Anyway, dumb question, but have you given any thought to my proposal?

Negi: Huh? Oh, Ch-chisame's site...right?

Kazumi: Yup!

Negi: Well....it IS a teacher's duty to help a student. Then again...

Kazumi grabbed Negi by the arm and ran in the direction of Chisame's dorm.

Kazumi: GREAT!! I knew i could count on you and your fanatical devotion to a 'teacher's duty'!!

Negi: HEY!! DIDN'T YOU HEAR THAT 'THEN AGAIN...'!?

Kazumi: Too late for that now, Negi-boy! Consider yourself drafted!!