Office job

A mindless part-time job doing nothing but shuffling papers is exactly what you need right now.

The next morning, you put on your best (and only) suit, and head up to the offices downtown. Thankfully, you already have a resume typed up, as you'd been planning on getting a job for a few weeks.

Stomach growling, you enter the office building. You approach the desk, and awkwardly say to the secretary, "Uh, I'm here for the job."

The hot young blond looks you up and down. "Go right in.," she says to you, followed by, "Another applicant, sir," into her phone.

"Send her in," says the masculine voice back. Her? Whatever. You enter the office.

The boss, a suit-wearing man that looks unbelievably manly, says without looking up, "Are you the new applicant for the secretary position?"

"Uhh...yeah?" you say. The boss looks up in shock.

"Huh. Jennifer could have mentioned the applicant was a guy," he says. "Whatever, accommodations can be made. I'm Mr.Strickland. I assume you have a resume?"

Sitting down, you pass it to him.

"Hmm..." he sits silently reading it.

"You're hired." Really? Just like that?

Mr. Strickland passes a contract across the desk. "Sign it and you can start immediately."

Damn, that contract is thick.