Of course there is

No one notices two women walk into room 313 and shut the door. The sleeping man does not notice either as one of them grabs his chart and begins to read out loud. "Alright, we have David Palmer, Age 32. He's in for chest pains and issues breathing." She begins to stroke the sleeping man's leg."

"Mr. Palmer? Wakey-wakey Mr Palmer."

David wakes up to a sight to behold. Two beautiful women, their breasts are just about bursting out of their nurse outfits. Both women are stunningly attractive and look like they could be porn stars. His heart rate monitor jumps up a few numbers.

"Hi Mr. Palmer. My name is Alexis and this is my nursing assistant, Melanie." Melanie smiles and gives him a playful wave. "We understand that you are here for issues with chest pain and some breathing issues?"

David nods.

"Well, we are authorized to perform a procedure that will 100% eliminate these issues. In fact, they will make you into a new man. You won't be billed for this and there will be no issues with insurance. You'll be able to be released within hours. There are just a few side effects but the pluses completely outweigh the negatives."

"Side effects? What kind of side effects? My wife will be coming back within the hour. Maybe we should wait until she comes back....."

Melanie sits on the bed next to him. "Oh there's no need to wait. I believe she will be a fan of the side effects. One of them are increased erections and increased size and girth." She starts to rub his cock through the hospital gown which causes David to jump.

"What the hell. Did you hear that I say that I'm married?"

Melanie ignores the question and continues to fondle him while Alexis begins to list of side effects.

"Ok, other side effects are increased thirst, nocturnal alertness, strength, increased libido, increased lifespan."

"This isn't funny. I don't know what you guys are doing, but--"

Melanie looks at David in the eyes. "Oh, we're not joking. We're serious." With a smile Melanie hisses as she extends her long fangs. David looks at Alexis and sees her large fangs as well. The heart rate monitor begins to sound an alarm which Alexis quicky unplugs the machine.

So, David...interested in the procedere? You get to fuck us as well."

David is speechless as Melanie is rubbing a fully erect penis.

"Oh Lex, I think he's interested." Melanie lifts the gown up and starts to run her tongue over David's penis.

David moans as Alexis walks over to the bed to join them.

**

Mia pulls Dr. Rollins into the hall.

"This is going to sound cliche as hell but we had an ....outbreak, I guess.....of vampires on my island when I was a kid. I saw my grandfather kill three of them. They're strong, they're fast and the strong ones can bend your will in seconds if you meet eyes with them. They will make you want to fuck them and give up your soul to them. We need to keep an eye on that woman he bit. The victim needs to consume their blood as well to turn into one. I don't think she did but we need to make sure. This building can be overrun with vampires within the hour. The books and movies got a few things right. Holy objects work against them. Stakes work obviously. Do you have a cross, Shelby?"

She shakes her head no.

"Ok We need to make some. I think we need to check on the animal attack victims that came in earlier." Mia picks up the stake from the ashes and her and Shelby leave the room.

**

Amanda Palmer felt a little better. She thought her husband was going to die of a heart attack right next to her but the fast EMS crew came quickly and picked him up. They were still running tests on why he was having issues with pain in his chest but he was stabilized and resting. She was scared of being made a widow at 26. Her husband was so young and took good care of himself. Amada felt guilty as hell and she knew that David was going to flip out on her but she was chain smoking in her car. She had quit smoking for the past 2 years but the stress of tonight compelled her to buy a pack. She took a sip of her coffee and took one last deep drag of her cigarette and blew it out the window. She sprayed body spray on herself and popped gum in her mouth as she prepared to go back to her husband's room. .

Amanda found room 313 with the door closed.

She opened up the door and found .....