Obviously not

Sylphid was purring softly as she pressed her entire body against me in complete submission. Her mouth may say one thing but her body clearly spoke another language.

A sexy language.

And as it happens I was fluent in it.

“You have tiny boobs!”

“You are a super dork!”

“Your hair is like old people hair!”

“And you are way too straightforward! Don’t you know that **** is very bad?”

“A-and and...you uh...uh...hurry too much!”

As I slung finely crafted insult after insult towards my soon to be ****, Sylphid started to moan and shiver as her leg gently applied pressure against my mighty rod, her pussy craving my dick like a thirsty adventurer in the desert would a bottle of water “Oh, Handsome, you are soo much better then me.”

Yes, I am your Master! My every whim should be your pleasure!

Sylphid sighed alluringly. “I am nothing but your dorky ****, that has no right to be even in your presence. All I should be allowed to do is crawl meekly behind you, my beloved King!”

King! Yes, indeed. Hohohohohoho! I like the sound of that! I am looking forward to introducing Sylphid to my royal harem!

My **** continued to rub herself against me in a gesture of complete submission. “You are so amazing, my King. It is your very birthright and privilege that you’re pleasure always has to come first. To that end, allow me to worship you.”

Yes! Yes! Finally she got it! I am your Goooood! Worship meeee!!!

“Allow me to worship you, my King. So that you might cum first.”

Yes! Yes! Yeeeee...wait what?

Sylphid suddenly pushed herself hard against me. My rock hard dick reached the limit of his endurance and exploded a torrent of sperm into my pants. The orgasm was so massive that my knee buckled and I would have collapsed if it wasn’t for Sylphid catching me.

Shuddering in the afterglow I looked up to her.

Her submissive demeanor was completely gone, exchanged for a mischievous grin as she stuck her tongue out towards me.

“Gotcha. You dork.”

“Mari Beta has ejaculated! The winner of this cum battle and the combatant to advance to the finals is none other then Speed Demon Sylphid!”