Notoriety

Whatever he was musing about was derailed as Xander suddenly heard Harmony and another Cordette he couldn't remember the name of gossiping. About him. Suspiciously easily overheard to boot. Xander paid attention to the nearby twoseome as his name was bandied about.

"-finally figured it out?" Nameless Cordette asked.

"Yeah. I know why Cordelia had Harris as a boyfriend." Harmony nodded.

"Besides him being hot?"

"Yeah."

"So what did you do?"

"I grabbed that little nerdy guy Levinson and told him to tell me what Xander did for Cordy." Harmony drifted off as she smiled.

"And?" Nameless Cordette prodded.

Harmony shuddered, "He dropped to his knees and immediately ate me out. And OH MY GOD was it good! That little nerd knew what he was doing!"

"No!"

"Yes! The geek gave me the best oral of my life. And not only tongue, he knew what to do with his fingers, too. Cordelia found out geeks give good oral and snagged the best one for herself!"

"And she didn't tell us." Nameless Cordette was clearly offended.

"I know!" Harmony shook her head, "That greedy bitch."

Nameless Cordette clicked her tongue in disgust.

"And the worst part..." Harmony leaned in to the other girl. "The geek had one of the biggest dicks I've ever seen outside of porn. Maybe even for porn."

"Nooooo." Nameless Cordetter said in shock.

Harmony nodded quickly, "Yeah. Seriously." She held her hands about seven inches apart. "Seriously serious here."

"Did you... y'know..." the Cordette waggled her eyebrows.

"Oh my gawd yesssss." Harmony hissed as she shivered at the memory. "For a virgin... not as good as his oral but he had more talent then jocks I know have had a bunch of girls. The geek will be one of my top five."

Nameless Cordette hmmed, "So what made Cordy go for Harris?"

Harmony held her hands further apart, "According to the geek I picked Xander is... seriously packing."

"Wow." Nameless Cordette held her hands up against Harmony's hands. "Wooooow."

"Yeah. Can you imagine?" Harmony acidly added, "Nothing but the biggest and best for Cordelia."

Nameless Cordette smirked, "Not anymore tho."

"No. He's a free agent now." Harmony smiled back evilly.

"You think... I mean... would it be worth crossing Cordy?" Nameless Cordette raised an eyebrow.

"Well, if we keep it on thr down low. Maybe have someone to distract her." Harmony chewed on her lower lip, "I take one day. You take another. We cover for each other. We get to experience to best hottest geek that Cordy was hogging."

The two made hmming noises as they looked at one another.

Xander looked back at the computer as the twosome turned their heads in his direction. Well this was certainly an interesting development.