We are still not done, introducing how to center pictures

"Really, Marcie. We are really doing this. Again."

"Gina, this has simply become too widespread of an issue to keep ignoring. If I can at least help one of those imbecilic troglodytes that have the audacity to call themselves an author become a slightly better version of themselves then that is an afternoon well spent."

"What the fuck has this even to do with reviewing stories? This is Marcie and Gina reads not Marcie and Gina bitch about stupid bullshit nobody cares about."

"Your misgivings are noted but will be ignored. For the sake of my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder we have to explain to these foolish creatures how to properly center a picture."

"Fine! Just get fucking on with it so I can return to my Jaws Marathon. Fucking hell."

"Your wish is my command, first let us all take a look at this illustration:"

"See this? Look how hideous it is!"

"We sure agree on that, Marcie."

"But fret not. All you need to do is center the image and voila!"

"Oh god, now it's even more in my face."

"Notice how beautifully and perfectly centered it is compared to the first one? Surely you must be in awe about how majestic and perfect it looks. All you have to do is center your images and you too can achieve perfection such as this."

"Riveting, Marcie. Are we done now?"

"Hardly. The nitwits reading this are obviously incapable of figuring out what exactly centering a picture entails. Fear not. I solemnly vow to not rest until I have illuminated their ignorance."

"Why are you even more insufferable here then normal? Just get on with it!"

"All you have to do is click on your image and then pick the rightmost option on the appearing menu named "blockquote" And since I do not trust someone with room temperature IQ, here is a picture of it:"

"STOP SHOVING THIS THING INTO MY FACE!"

"And with that we are done. Hopefully this will help authors improve themselves."

"Hate to burst your bubble, but I think most of the lazy bitches will just ignore it, Marcie."

"Oh we do not have to worry about that, Gina."

"I sure as fuck won't."

"You see, these picture happens to contain a cognitohazard that is activated upon sight. Do not worry though it is a perfectly harmless one, provided you will center your images from now on."

"..."

"Should you fail to do so, it will know."

"Very funny, Marcie."

"Yes, for legal reasons I will have to state that this is a joke."

"Haha."

"Sweet dreams everyone. And remember...center your images."