No that's crazy.

"Come on man can't you cut me a break, I think I lost everything last night, hell I missed my interview, I don't know if I even have a job anymore. Can't I just stay a little while longer?"

He looks away, "Dude how do I argue with a naked man. I can't let you stay." But he rubs his chin thinking. "Fine I will leave your id in the system as a guest till I get off at 9 tonight. You can't stay in the room but you can hang out anywhere else.

This calm you a little as you remember the pool. Then looking around you ask frantic, "Wait, where is my bag?"

"You didn't have one when you came in, I just reviewed the footage." He says after tapping his temple. Then he looks over at your vomit encrusted clothes and says, "Ok I'll tell you what. Give me your clothes so I can wash them, then wrap up in a towel and go pick something out of lost and found to wear. Then go hang out at the pool, I will bring your clothes when they are clean."

With a sigh of relief you thank him and do what you are told. You find lost and found easy enough, but sadly your selection of garments is pretty thin to say the least. The only two pairs of swimwear that you think would fit are clearly women's, a black short skirt with attached briefs underneath, and a pair that look like simple short tight shorts which might look okay if they weren't pink. Then the only other items you think you could put on is a neon green tube dress that clearly found its way here from the strip club, and a pair of cut off jean shorts. Last possibility is unlikely as it is armor, you think, it is shiny black latex and tiny, but feels very stretchy, so you could try, it would look an awful lot like you were wearing a black snake scale catsuit. Then of course is the option of just staying in the towel.