No...Well, maybe...

No! You shouldn't look! Even though thee chance hypnosis is real is small, it's not a chance you're willing to take!

You sit, firmly seated away from the TV. You're not gonna look! But then, you start hearing strange noises emmiting from the screen. Beats, musical notes, an odd twinkling...

One hurt couldn't hurt, right?

Quickly, you glance over at the screen. You catch a number of bright, swirling colors before you turn away. What was that about?

You know...if that one look didn't hurt, how much could a second?

You quickly glance your eyes in the direction of the TV. This time, your eyes linger long enough to catch images among the swirls....a face?

You approach the TV and peer closer, trying to see the face better as it continues to flicker in and out of sight. Soon, the flickers pick up speed, so much that the face almost looks solid.

Then, it speaks.

_Hello, _says a feminine voice.

"...Hello?" you ask curiously.

Is this your first session?

"I guess, yeah."

Good. We'll start from beginning.

Holy shit, that's some avanced--wait a minute! This must be the hypno starting up! You shou--

Repeat after me. The melodic, feminine voice sucks you back in.

Men should be strong.

Well, yeah, that's obvious. "Men should be strong," you repeat. You have no problem saying that.

Good. Now, repeat after me. Men should have big dicks.

Wait, what?