No, but...

You came home and everything seemed to be in place. Both Mimi and Tegan were on the couch with a large pizza and some reality show on. Tegan loved watching trash TV when she was down; you guessed you know where she got it from.

Suddenly, there was a loud pounding on the door. The girls jumped, but you held your hand up to keep quiet. You looked through the peephole and saw several rough-looking men. They didn't appear to be friendly. You could hazard a guess at who they were and what they were doing here.

You held you finger to your lips and retreated back to your room for a moment. "We know you're in there, Mimi. Why don't you and that fine piece of ass you're staying with come on out? I promise we'll be gentle. You know I love you, right? I wouldn't do anything to hurt you?"