Nah, you look like shit

John and Lani finally get off of the dirt path and are now walking the cobblestone road into the heart of the town.

As the duo stroll in, eyes from every direction beam down upon the new arrivals.

John almost feels naked, or rather, more naked than he currently is, seeing that he's the current town attraction, John asks, "Hey Lani, can we speed up? I feel like a goat in Jurassic Park".

"Oh, of course, the place its just around the corner" The duo then quickly pick up the pace, eventually making it down the long street and around the corner, coming up on a store named "Talyisha's Tailors".

The duo walk up to the entrance and John opens the door before both get inside and as they walk up to the counter, a deep, almost sensual female voice is heard emanating from the back room, "I'll be out in a moment!".

Just then, some movement can be heard and after a few seconds, out walks an elegant and extremely attractive woman from the back of the store.

John's jaw immediately drops, seeing the woman's toned arms and stomach which is just showing due to her half shirt. Eventually, he snaps out of his gaze as the woman says, "Hello! Welcome to my store! What can I do for you both today?".

John begins stammering, still in awe of the silver haired woman however Lani steps or, flies in, "Hi, my companion here needs some new clothes".

The woman is in shock as she sees the fairy floating beside the man, "Oh my, a fairy! I haven't seen one of you in ages! Wait, is he a freshie?".

The fairy giggles, "He is, yes" The two women are seemingly on a different wavelength as they continue talking. John however, stays silent, not sure on how to even begin talking to the woman behind the counter.

Eventually, he tunes back into their conversation, "-ell, I am honoured to help. It's always nice to see a new face around here that isn't backed with a dick-ish attitude".

The woman then turns to John and says, "Hi there, i'm Talyisha but you can call me Tally".

Tally puts out her hand and John takes it in his, shaking it as he say, "I'm John".

The two let go as Tally says, "Well John, its lovely to meet you".

"You too, Tally" John replies as Tally begins to examine him, looking him up and down to try and get an estimate of his measurements when she realises something, "Hold on. I'm sorry for asking but... are you a... human?".

John simply nods, "Yep, human as can be".

Tally almost takes a shocked inhale, her eyes open wide as she says, "Holy shit, a human! A human is in my store!".