Really scraping the barrel pal

John is confused but then recalls what Lani said about there not being any humans for thousands of years. Just then, he's blind-sided as Tally latches onto him for a hug, almost picking him up in her strong arms.

She then begins shaking him which causes a major problem for John as his crotch is now rubbing against the slightly shorter woman and with John only wearing sweatpants, he couldn't exactly hide an impending erection.

Tally eventually let's go and says, "You have no idea how long I have wanted to fit a human! It's like finding unicorn cum!" John's face morphs into a look of confusion as he looks to Lani who explains, "Unicorns aren't a sexual species, so their, ejaculate, is highly valuable".

"Oh, still kinda weird though" John comments.

"Oh in this place, weird is normal" Tally chimes in as she is looking for her measuring tape.

After a few seconds of rummaging, Tally finds the tape and says, "Okay, i'm ready to take your measurements. If you would please stand by the mirror".

Tally motions to the mirror and John obliges, now facing the mirror in the corner of the store. As he does, Lani comes up to him and says, "Hey, while you're doing that, I'll make some preparations for a bath and a room for us at the nearest inn. Will you be okay until I get back?".

"Yeah, I should be fine" John replies and so Lani nods in acknowledgement before Tally interjects with, "He'll be fine, I promise to take good care of him until you return".

Lani then nods again, this time to the seamstress before turning around and flying out through the door.

Tally then gets to work measuring John.

She begins with his arms, both length and width before moving over to the torso, as she does, Tally begins humming.

As Tally hums away, John notices that her whistling pitch gets higher as she is measuring his body, almost like she's impressed with what she sees.

However she eventually finishes with the torso and now kneels down to measure his legs but as she does, John now has a good view of Tally's breasts.

Two gorgeous mounds somehow held by some cloth but with the great view comes an even greater problem.

His impending erection.

He wasn't showing earlier but now, there was no chance of hiding it when it reached full mast. He begins trying every method to try and quell it, imagining everything from his ugly P.E teachers to the opening battle from Saving Private Ryan.

Nothing works however and it's only getting worse as he feels Tally's breath around his crotch. John is now almost pouring with sweat from the embarrassment.

Meanwhile, on the other side, Tally is working away, having to contain her excitement of meeting a human for the first time, hearing many stories about humans and Earth itself.

She wants to absolutely bombard him with questions but decides to be professional about it, getting on with her work, hoping that maybe she'll get to ask afterwards.

As Tally continues on with the measurements, she sees that John is acting kind of strange. She wonders what it could be but chalks it up to him being nervous, after all he is a freshie and has been left alone by his guide, so she continues on, not wanting to embarrass him even more.

However those thoughts are quickly stopped as she sees something, weird. As she's measuring the inside of his leg, she sees something almost, taking shape within his pant leg, she stares at it for a few short moments before she realises what it is, a human penis.

She had heard the stories of how different they were to the ones in Fucknowswhat. From the books she had seen and words of travellers she had heard, she quickly became enthralled with them, almost to the point of dreaming of them

However never in a million years did she ever think that she would see one, but now, she has a chance, a real chance. She immediately wants to just rip the trousers off and examine it, but she has no idea how John would react, so she manages to restrain herself, but she wants to see more of it.

She then begins purposefully measuring slower and slower, even at one point accidentally grazing what appears to be the tip of the penis, but finally, after a few seconds of mental **** for both parties, Tally finally says, "Hey John, can I ask you something?".