My Hero Academia

"Hey, Bakugo! My dick's three times bigger than yours, right?"

The blond muscle-head's eyes went wide. Only the fact that I'd used the ring on my mom, asking her if it was true that no one would dare try to hurt me, that kept the perennial hothead from blasting me right then and there.

"Yesss." he growled, hands trembling.

It never ceased to amaze me, this ring.

"That bug you, buddy?"

Bakugo hissed, teeth grinding together so hard that I swore I heard something crack, "Yes! It fucking pisses me off!"

He smashed the back of his hand into the locker behind him, leaving a spider-web of cracks in the metal door before stalking off.

I watched him go with a smug grin and then ducked into the nearby bathroom, excited to see the bounty I'd acquired from my question for him.

In one of the stalls I unzipped and took out my cock.

I frowned down at my thoroughly unchanged penis.

Huh? What happened?

Maybe I'm a grower. I got to stroking.

It was soon swelling in my grip, but I was frowning as it did so at a very familiar rate and feel.

Hard.

Still a perfectly respectable member. But most certainly not the hentai sized schlong I'd been shooting for.

What the hell?

I already knew the ring could affect me physically, the effect not being as total as it was for everyone else. I got to keep my old memories as well as the new ones. That's why I remembered my old lame quirk as well a my new (and old) totally awesome one.

After a few moments of thinking about what I'd said, I snorted with laughter holding my face.

Path of least resistance, this ring...

A lazy bastard but a hilarious one.

My dick was three times bigger than Bakugo's.

Heh. A micropenis was definitely a good reason for that guy to act like such a fucking asshole.

Putting myself away I went back into the hallway. There were plenty of students around me as they changed classes and I quickly zeroed in on Kyoka Jiro. Cute purplette, kind of a punk vibe going on, looking pretty unimpressed with everyone as she leaned back against the lockers and toyed with one of her earlobe-jack things.

"Hey." I said.

The girl looked up, lidded eyes sweeping over me dismissively before turning away.

Typical Class 1-A arrogance.

Everyone knew this class was filled with elite wannabes and arrogant assholes.

Oh, you're Support, you don't matter.

Oh wait I was in 1-A now.

I'm one of those arrogant assholes.

My ring-made memories were basically in the back of my head, easily accessed but still feeling a bit foreign and separate. Changing my quirk had made so many changes to my life, big and small, that I was constantly having weird deja vu moments.

Anyway. I was looking for a way to box the ring in, to make sure my question actually produced the result I was looking for. And it looked like Miss Stuck-Up had volunteered to be my guinea pig.

I walked right on over and didn't give her a chance to react before I asked her, "Hey there! Your quirk is x-ray vision, right?"

She stared at me, blinking several times.

"Uh... yes." Abruptly the ends of her jacks changed their shape, molding like clay and swelling into round balls. Instead of dangling off her ears they began to lift up and sort of wiggle around in the air like they had minds of their own.

I could see her brow start to line like she was about to snark at me so I spoke first, "Are you a total perv who likes to check out guys'dicks and girls' panties and keep track in a little notebook?"

"I... yessss." She drawled, suddenly looking a little different, a bit of a skeevy vibe coming over her, "And so are you! I can't believe you just went into the bathroom to jerk off after taunting Bakugo about his little wick!"

In her hands was a black and blue notebook that hadn't been there a second ago and she was rapidly jotting something down in it. Coming around I saw a sketch of a penis in profile.

MY penis.

Oh great. I guess I'd set myself up for that one. I wonder what Jiro had been hanging out here for originally. Now the whole reason she was posted up here was BECAUSE it was right across from the boys restroom. She'd just spied on my whole self-measuring jerk off session there.

As if to emphasize the point, one of her jacks opened what was now obviously an eyelid to reveal a fat eyeball as it very clearly checked out my package while the other briefly opened to follow the hips of a girl who passed us.

Yeah, definitely a perv.

I grabbed the notebook out of her hands, "Hey! Give it back!"

I turned away with it, flipping through it quickly before she could snatch it back. I saw sketch after sketch of penises and the panty-clad hips and butts of girls.

And damn, she was quite the artist.

It was organized by student. Nearly every boy's page had a sketch of a flaccid penis with careful labels and notes made about size. About half also had an erect drawing as well. Clearly Jiro was on a mission to 'collect them all' and had been tickled pink when I'd gotten myself hard for her in the bathroom a minute ago.

"Wow, you're more of a creeper than I am..."

"Give it back, dammit! You fucking perv!" She lunged at me.

I jumped backwards while spinning in a circle so she couldn't get her hands on the notebook.

For the girl's pages, along with lots of sketches of panties and the way they hugged the various shapes of girls' rears and mons, there were running lists of the types and colors of panties each girl owned.

I snorted as I got to Bakugo's page and saw the fruits of my attempt to use him to increase my own dick size. The flaccid picture was literally just a pair of balls with a cockhead hanging between them. The erect one was hilarious, the glans having lifted off those balls and maybe three centimeters of shaft looking like the angriest little mushroom ever.

I flipped to the next page and found Midoriya.

Thirteen centimeters.

That'll do.

"Hey Jiro! Is my dick three times bigger than this one?"

I pointed.

Her face went red as she saw whose page I was at but answered immediately, "Yes, you fuckwit!"

WUMPH!

Between the space of one second and the next I was suddenly feeling a lot more going on in my pants. All- 22 centimeters of my soft prick were all coiled up in my underwear, creating an obvious bulge that advertised my status as the kid with the biggest junk at UA.

Oh HELL YES.

I called up memories of this thing hard and grinned at the image of the absolute meat-club of a cock now attached to my groin.

Jiro's whole manner changed as she sidled up to me, looking all sweet and coquettish now all of a sudden, "Hey now... Um... You think you could give that back now? I was still working on your page, you know..."

"Oh yea?" I asked with a smirk, picking up on her change in attitude instantly, "What are you going to do for me if I do?"

Some of her old personality shined through as she gazed at me silently and confidently as she raised a fist slowly to her face, shaking it as she used her tongue to push it suggestively against her cheek, doing a picture perfect blowjob gesture.

Oh.
My.
Fuck.
YEAH.

I couldn't believe that I'd turned this smart aloof Class 1-A hottie into a hardcore perv who apparently was more than willing to suck dick in return for her notebook back.