Bargaining with Thirteen

"Oh no, you don't." A voice accompanying a hand announced, snatching the book from my hands before I could take Jiro up with the offer. The slightly bulky form of the teacher Thirteen had taken the forbidden book and was waving it around in front of us, "I can't just allow **** in the halls to go forth! And Jiro, we've talked about keeping records of the other students' genitals! It has to stop!"

Like I was gonna let this grumpy guy get in the way of my new greatness, "Hey space man, aren't you going to-"

"Man?! I'm a woman ya know!"

Oh? "You're a hot babe under all that suit?"

I think I heard a gulp and quick mumble of acknowledgement. If Thirteen wasn't attractive before she sure as hell was now. Makes me wanna rip the space suit off of the hero just to see what was underneath! "Oh yeah, she's a real looker. Amazing body." Jiro confirmed, scanning the snack with her powers as Thirteen waved her hands around defensively.

"H-hey! No peeking!" She growled, "Why do you think I keep under this big puffy jacket and helmet?! It would be inappropriate to show off my body to the student body! I'm not Midnight!"

"Hm, I thought it was to do with some quirk bullshit..." I scratched at my chin before shrugging off the notion, "Ah well. Too bad for you teach, since Jiro offered me a blowjob for that book and you took it off me then you have to complete the bargain, right? That's only fair?"

Thirteen's limbs reacted with shock, her big eyes on the helmet going wide, "Hrk! Y-yeah, that makes sense..." She mumbled, looking at the book like she really regretted taking it off me now.

"Hey! Is bargaining still on the table?! I'll do more than a blowjob to get my book back!"

"Ooh~ a bidding war, I do declare!" My hands rubbed together excitedly, Jiro clearly more defiant than the teacher, who very much wanted out of this situation no matter what. She wasn't going to get that chance though, "Since you already have the book, you'll always have to do more than what Jiro is offering, Ms. Thirteen, right?"

She scrambled in a flurry, fumbling with Jiro's book, "Ah, you're right! Take-!"

"I'll suck your dick every day!"

"Locked in. That means you'll have to suck my dick twice a day now, teacher!"

"Wait! Take the book back!" She screamed, trying to give it to either Jiro or me. Thankfully it seemed both of us were in a playful mood, and with my new pervy partner in crime we apparently both decided to not accept the book until Thirteen's punishment was completed.

"I'll send you topless photos!"

"Naked photos from my teacher!"

"No! Please take it!"

"You can finger me in the bathroom!"

"Sounds like I get to finger Thirteen in the teacher's lounge!"

"After school, you can totally take my-!"

"STOP!"

Before Jiro could finalise another bargain, the book had landed on the floor in a panic. Thirteen quickly activating her Black Hole quirk through her fingertips and destroying the genital documentation at the molecular level. "THERE! Now no more bargains because there is NO BOOK!"

Jiro and I took a folded arm beat, then I looked at her, "You have backups in your locker, right?"

"For sure, dude."

"What?!" Thirteen exclaimed, "You-?!"

"The bargaining portion of the day is over," I said with a cocky wave of my hand, "so what would you like first, Ms. Thirteen? Fingering in the lounge or one of my two blowjobs?"

I still had no idea how much of a babe this woman was under the huge space helmet and white puffy coat. She's a little taller than me but that might change with all this junk off of her trunk. It was almost unfair that Jiro got to see what was underneath while I was left to my own paltry imagination, but I knew that getting her to take it all off naturally would be far more rewarding than just asking her to take it off here in the hallway.

"...f-fingering..." The awkward spacewoman mumbled, pulling lightly on her coat before abruptly walking away in the direction of the teacher's lounge without another word. Metal boots clanking away before I quickly began following her.

"Hey wait!" said Jiro, "Can I watch?!"

I shrugged to the girl walking next to me, "I couldn't really stop you anyway with a quirk like yours. But either way, I say it's fine to join us! You have to make sure the bargain is successfully one upped, right?"

"Exactly! Thirteen destroyed my book even though I offered so much!"

"Inappropriate book!" The teacher reprimanded over her shoulder, but clearly only barely argue that point. She was marching to get fingered by her student after all. "W-we're here..." She mumbled in front of the door. Still looking rather antsy about this whole sordid affair.

I wasn't though, "Sweet! Let's go inside!"

Barging in, I was sort of annoyed there wasn't any other teachers.

It wasn't really much to look at even if there were any teachers. Grey walls. A single green couch with coffee table in front of it right in the middle of the room. Some alright looking windows. A small corner counter with fairly rudimentary coffee making apparatus. And a basic wooden table with basic wooden chairs in this basic looking room.

Thirteen sighed a quick sigh of relief that we were alone, and Jiro silently waltzed in to sit at the wooden table. Positioning her pervy self to get the best view of what was about to happen.

"Okay, so, um, y-you just s-sit down on the couch," My teacher explained, to which I happily followed. The awkwardness was alarmingly fun, as my shit eating grin was clearly making Thirteen nervous. Her big gloves shifting the puffy coat away to grab at the hem of her trousers, "T-then you just need a-access to my p-pants..."

"Why would I need that? You said you'd give me a blowjob first, right?"

I couldn't really tell behind the helmet, but 100% she was pouting as I spread my legs wider. "Yes... but then we should really get the fingering done!"

"Whatever you say!" I sarcastically agreed. Clearly prompting her to get with the nakedening. "May as well tick getting naked off the list too, right? ...it's totally safe for you to take off your clothes here, true?"

With a final shoulder slump, Thirteen nodded in agreement. I was mostly just worried that her Black Hole quirk would perhaps inadvertently activate and kill the school or some shit. Without much build up she took off her gloves. The clanky metallic things hitting the floor before she reached up and took off the spaceman helmet too.

"Woah! Hold up!" I exclaimed at the sight of her real face. Thirteen wasn't what I was expecting, even after the change. She was younger. Her hair was shorter, a black bob with a slight swirl of yellow in the front that made it look almost cosmic. Then her actual face... I guess the ring didn't just make her conventionally attractive like I thought it would. No Midnight or Mt Lady under there, no, she was MY kind of attractive. The kind I especially liked. Cute, hot, yet also approachable. Like she'd walked right out of a tomboy doujin where the girl discovers just how much she loves getting dicked by a chad more than the boy next door...

I'd taken the pause to admire the teacher, but she was blinking in confusion, "What is it?"

"Well... Jiro would have made this sexy! Wouldn't you Jiro?"

I finally turned to look at the pervy rocker, who was openly stroking herself to the scene with little care, "Oh, so sexy."

"There! So you have to do even sexier than that!"

Her blushing pout was both cute and a good tell of what was to happen soon. The pro-hero gone teacher placed her helmet to the side before giving it a quick think.

After a second, Thirteen's hands disappeared inside her puffy white jacket. Retreating like a turtle.

"Uhh, what are you-?" I began asking before I realised what she was doing.

Her bra fell right out of the front of her hero gear.

"H-how's that for s-sexy?" She smirked. A blush still present, but her smugness at trying to be sexy was cute as hell too. I could only assume that meant that under the big clunky outfit, she was wearing nothing at all. And from the size of that bra, she was concealing quite the weapons of mass destruction inside the jacket...

"I'll give it to you," I admitted with a gallant nod, "But I still want to see what they were hiding."

With a quick exahle that leaked some of the steam filling her head, the cute teacher nodded. Grabbing the bottom of her outfit and slowly beginning to lift it upwards. I perhaps hoisted my own petard here by insisting she be sexy about it, because now she was almost painfully slow. A lovely sight of her wide hips, raising up into an hourglass figure that still held enough pudge to grab onto, and all before she'd finally unleashed the sweater puppies.

But with a final teasing pause, my teacher finally flashed me her tits.