Mull it over

"We'll know on a day or two if you're crazy..." the first officer purses his lips, "...and it's not like there's anywhere to go. Even if you know how to navigate, the lifeboat doesn't have the kind of fuel needed to reach shore."

The fat captain nods, "Yes... simple enough. Go... hang out in the rec room or something while we discuss things."

You nod and head down the halls, hearing an explosion of voices behind you the instant you close the door:

"What the hell?"

"We're gonna lose our dicks?"

"Immortality's worth it!"

"Maybe if she'd asked!"

"She didn't know! We were all drunk! How many times have..."

They fade as you get further away. You sit down in the rec room and finish Waterworld. Then grab the one next to it... a plain labeled move called Watersports. Figuring you could do woth a nice game of water polo or something, you plug it in... and find out it's pee porn. Not your cup of tea, so you put it back... but find yourself feeling warm. Shrugging, you put that one back, and find something else... 'Western Wench Wanderlust' looks like it will do... and sit down for the 'movie'.

Three hours later when the credits roll, nobody's come for you yet. So you put that one away and pick out another... this time, the first Christopher Reeves Superman movie. When that's done, you frown, head to the mess hall, fix yourself some lunch, and check out the gym, testing the limits of your nanite-built muscles. You find you're a lot stronger than you look, but won't be throwing cars around. You get a good workout in, and head back to the rec room for Superman II. Then III.

Halfway through IV, there's a knock in the door....