Next Rule?

Morgenlatte (Morning Wood)

Tobias knew two things that would come in the morning, hangovers and morning wood. Time to get rid of them.

Old Rule: Hangovers don't exist.

Old Rule: Every time a man gets morning wood it's socially acceptable for women in the local area to help get rid of it for him.

And then he went to sleep.

He dreamt of stars as he floated in the ocean. Serene silence was accompanied only by a sucking sensation on his German sausage. A tongue rolls around his cock as 5 more proceeded to lick his balls. It blissfully felt like it went on forever, but he woke up cumming all the same.

He felt like he had the best sleep in the world, with nary a hangover. He opened his eyes to see his mother passed out on the floor with cum in her mouth and the door to his room wide open. He gets out of his bed and helps his mother lean on the wall. He kissed her before trying to find his book.