Now, what kind of guy are you?

A german dude with a party mom

Tobias Hecker was a simple man with simple desires, to party and to fuck. However, his 5 sisters were always making sure he had no fun on account that most of their friends disliked him. His mom on the other hand was very much a party whore, going to once a week at least but at the very least bringing him lots of beer to share with. Rummaging through her late husband's belongings before his mysterious disappearance she found a notebook with his name on it and attached was a note that said it to be given to Tobias.

So on his 22nd birthday, she gifted it to him, little did they both know that his father just given him an awesome birthday. After a quick birthday, he was given it as a sentimental item, which he found very heartwarming. Even his sisters shook off their friend's bad influence to celebrate with him. After the celebration, he went to his room alone and opened the book to find a note left by his father.

Dear Tobias, in the event that you find this book, I am dead. I bargained this book thanks to the help of an old friend, just write a rule for the world, trust me.

P.S. New Rules if you want reactions and old Rules if you want limited reactions.

He thought his father was mad, in town he was a well-known collector of magical trinkets. But the book had this pull to it that he couldn't resist. He opens it and writes the rules he wants.

New Rule: Any party that Tobias goes to has a fuckton of weed, beer and women DTF.

New Rule: These parties will never get busted by cops.

He shrugs, he wishes that last one was true, every time he goes to a party he always gets busted by the same cop. Solona the Party Bitch everyone called her. He took a short walk through his apartment, sometimes coming across a lot of people also going to the same party.

When he finally arrived he did not remember there being this much weed. 'Holy fuck, how have the cops not busted this yet?'

Tobias didn't care, he knew it would only be a matter of time before the cops would come. He smoked the weed, drank the beer and had at least 2 fucks before the night would be out. Then he left, hoping not to get caught.

3 hours passed and it was 2 am. There was no police yet. This is when Tobias realized that the book was very much the real deal.