Monica and Jess read Dustbin Stories by TheLeherengin

"Does this guy need the "the", Monica?"

"Apparently there is more than one Leherengin and he wanted to establish that he was the true Leherengin."

"What is an Leherengin?"

"I do not know. What's a Gambio or a Zeebop? Lets just begin these Dustbin Stories."

READING IN PROGRESS

"Hey, Jess, doesn't Arboria sound like its a better fit for a kingdom in a fantasy setting?"

"You know I don't care about that geek stuff."

"And how does Dustbin City keep its corruption secret? Surely all the people never coming back from there should raise some alarms. There are multiple character options. I'm gonna go with Ruby. You'd think she'd more introverted, living in this place."

"Couldn't she just dye her hair to a colour that won't stand out so much?"

"I like red hair. She reminds me of Ashley."

She had illegally inherited the apartment after her father was killed and her mother, well she liked to assume she had simply been killed as well.

"Hold on, Monica, did Ruby kill her parents, herself?"

This entire area of the city was run by Claw's gang and anyone living here had to pay "Rent" to the gang.

"Oh great, this is a geeky comic book. I don't wanna read this geek shit. And why did you have Ruby take the ****?"

"It might led to a sex scene."

"Don't complain if its with a man like you did in Hard Candy."

Her tongue is still searching for more of the taste and she vaguely hears the man speak, "You want something to suck on, girl?" she barely registers the words until she suddenly feels something large, hard and with a salty taste push into her mouth forcing her tongue against the floor of her mouth.

"EWWW! Why is there a dude in my porn?!"

"You took a **** from a suspicious man. What did you expect?"

"A hot lesbian scene."

"I'm more concerned about the fact that Ruby is going to go to hell for giving a blowjob to a guy she wasn't married to."

"Are you going to complain every time there's a sex scene involving people not married to each other? Well, we come to a dead end. That's a first for us. You know I was excited about the game mode but Leherengin doesn't appear to do anything with it. We've been through nine chapters and the score hasn't changed at all. I also noticed that Ruby doesn't appear to be as outgoing as Leherengin describes her as. She's like the anti-Marcie. Its really weird. Ruby is just as introverted as I'd expect someone like her to be but the author tells us otherwise."

"At least this is over. I'm glad is wasn't as long as Zeebop or Gambio's shit."

"When Marcie and Gina hit a wall less than ten chapters in, they go back. Also, at this point, our review is not long enough so let's go back."

Ruby could almost imagine how the place must have been back when it was called Arboria.

"I'm sorry, Jess, I'm still imagining a castle where female elven archers fight against invading orcs. Ruby runs into another man. Why does Leherengin have to ruin this story with men? Where is the lesbian action? I feel this scene would be much better if it was another woman was cutting her clothes off and **** her."

"Are you sure that's not just your sexual preferences? We've got to an ending this time. Can we end this, already?"

"But the review is still too short so we're going back to see the other options. Finally, something happens with the game mode as the **** takes her money."

"She just got **** by one man. How is she able to fight off four guys? Even if they're drunk, they'd just be able to overpower her."

"I'm just glad there wasn't any more dick in this story but our review is still too short. Sadly, this means I have to read about more dicks being shoved into Ruby's face."

"You know. I heard once that if you're drunk, you can't get a bitch pregnant, cause like your sperm is all drunk as well and stuff," the man on her left says and the third man grins,

"Is this guy stupid? And why did Leherengin end the sentence with a comma and not a full stop?"

"Yeah, Jess, I don't think sperm works that ways. I like how Ruby ends up naked though the broken nose ruins it. This could have been a good opportunity for another woman to come by and have lesbian sex with her but alas we hit another dead end."

"This is ****? Can't Leherengin finish a branch?"

"To be fair, our own author has the same problem. Anime Club Harem has only had three chapters added to it since Marcie and Gina reviewed it. At this rate, we could be overtaken by Monstergirl Academy. Our review is still not long enough so lets go back again. This time, we're gonna run away from the knife wielding ****. Unfortunately, she runs into another man and this one is old. Aren't there any other women in this city?"

"There were a couple of Reign junkies at the start."

"Too bad Ruby didn't end up having sex with them."

His voice is sophisticated and gentle with a slight Russian accent and she finds his voice strangely comforting though at the same time she feels a strange chill in her body.

"Please tell me has a granddaughter that Ruby can have sex with. A sexy Russian chick with that sexy accent."

"I doubt it, Monica. So far its only been straight sex."

"Who writes porn about dudes?! Regardless of whether or not he has a granddaughter, we hit another dead end and our review is still too short."

"So we have to go back again."

She's naked except for her panties and her breasts are red where they've apparently been played with quite roughly. She feels sick realizing that any number of things might have happened to her in this bedroom while she was ****.

"Really, Leherengin? An offscreen sex scene?"

"You would have probably hated it anyway. Given your aversion to straight sex."

She tries to sit up again managing to do so after a few tries and she hears the door open before she turns to see it open and the man from earlier who gave her the **** is standing there, completely naked, his cock facing her fully erect.

"Told you so."

"Honestly, I don't know why Leherengin is so obsessed with straight sex. I think he's trying to push some kinda straight agenda onto me."

"Do you have to make everything about you?"

"Don't worry we haven't had sex. I just fondled you a lot and you gave me a pretty excellent hand job. You said you wanted to wait until you came down to actually have sex,"

"Doesn't that count as sex?"

"Apparently not, Jess. Unfortunately, we get more dicks in the face."

"I'm disgusted that this guy expects sex from a woman he isn't married to. He is going to hell for that and unfortunately so is Ruby for giving him a blowjob."

She looks up at him, all things considered he doesn't seem like a bad guy.

"He ruined my porn with his penis. That sounds pretty evil to me."

"Fortunately, the story ends there. Please tell me this review is long enough."

"Its long enough, Jess."

"Finally."

"I feel that the story would benefit from some lesbian rapists. What did you think of it?"

"I think the people of Dustbin City need Jesus."

"What?"

"Well, if they embraced Jesus, the city wouldn't be so corrupt. There'd be no **** users, no rapists, no crime at all if everyone was Christian."

"Did you masturbate to it?"

"No."

"Me either. Too many dicks. There were a lot of opportunities for a lesbian scene but Leherengin just wanted to push his straight agenda. At least Gambio can get me to jerk off."

"That's not an agenda!"