Part 2

"It is gonna be hard to remain professional about this, Jess."

"We're supposed to be professional?"

"Yeah, well, 'Leherengin' says that Emily's run has lesbian sex if you do down the correct path so I wanna do that."

READING IN PROGRESS

"I'm a little put off by Emily's boyish figure."

"It still counts as lesbian, Monica."

"She is naive to think that one woman will be enough to fix the corruption within Dustbin's Police Department. The first assignment would have been a good opportunity for a lesbian scene in which Emily is tasked with **** the woman in the stocks. Unfortunately, because Leherengin has some kinda straight agenda, Emily is instead given the less sexy task of shooting her in the head. Fortunately, the gun isn't actually loaded."

"I hope whoever it is that **** the woman married her first so she doesn't go to hell."

"That's what you're worried about?"

"Are we even going to remember Officer Pent, Lieutenant Allans, Detective Gibson, Officer Byler or Officer Kretch?"

Next she was greeted by Officer Byler and Officer Kretch, Officer Byler was a woman with red hair in a ponytail, blue eyes and average sized breasts, Officer Kretch was a man with black hair, brown eyes and a mustache.

"There's a number of commas where full stops should be."

"Are we really going for that one, Monica."

"It took ages to find enough words for part 1 so yes, I will resort to grammar nazism if I have to."

"Emily goes on her next assignment with Officer Pent who I think was the same guy who had her shoot the woman in the stocks."

"So not only does Leherengin fail to give us a hot lesbian scene but doesn't even show the woman being **** at all. So far, this is worse than Ruby's run."

"Who are Jin and Claw?"

"Leherengin is introducing way too many characters at once."

"Its only been one chapter and I've already forgotten who the other cops are. I think Byler is the guy who had Emily shoot the woman in the stocks and Pent is the police chief."

"If you wanna know how her patrol went, the bitch got her ass kidnapped. And holy fuck, Leherengin is into some disturbing shit."

"I was promised a lesbian story, not **** porn! What makes the bad guys think this is a good idea?! Cops always make a big deal about harming cops! And if this is in police territory, the cops are gonna be all over them!"

"Is Claw supposed to be a supervillain? He seems a bit outlandish in what was previously a gritty noir. Now I'm just waiting for Emily to become a cyborg."

"And Emily goes home in the same paragraph as she was with Pent. That's gonna make things confusing for readers. Why is Emily so surprised that Pent shot someone? These people keep sex slaves and execute them."

"She is not the quickest on the uptake, I must admit. I don't know why she shot Pent. She was fine with him **** good cops but the instant he harms the poor wittle sex slaver, she just loses her mind."

"Characters behaving in ways that they completely arbitrary is a recurring theme in her works."

"Come on, this promised there would be lesbians in this branch, so where are they? This isn't some Kevin Smith He-Man bait and switch, is it?"

"She mustn't have a lot of faith in her own work if she has to do that."

"Somehow I'm not too surprised by this. Instead, Emily fucks Pent because the author has some bizarre straight fetish. She's not gonna try to make Pent seem sympathetic after keeping a sex **** in the basement, is she? You don't get to have standards after that."

"I'm pretty sure that Leherengin runs on blue and orange morality given her definition of the word "bullying". She should come over my school, I'll show her what real bullying is."

"You actually know what blue and orange morality means?"

"Shut up, Monica. I'm just saying, we shouldn't expect any consistency."

"But doesn't make any sense for Pent for go along with letting the sex slaves go when he previously had no problem with it before. Police are also expected to kill innocent people who cause problems for them so you'd think he'd just shoot Emily. If feels like the author just forgot about the previous chapters she wrote. He even has police trying to protect the sex slaves, despite like I said, having no problem with sexual slavery before."

"This whole thing is fucking stupid."

"And Emily just cozzies with him, a sex trafficker. If Leherengin tries to make this guy a hero... I hate MCU's Valkyrie for a reason."

"Her dreaming of Prince Pent is cringe as fuck."

"Before Karen whines about "misreading", we know Pent was a knight in the dream and not a prince."

"Is it just me or is she making some of the same mistakes from Dark Lord? She said something similar about Alice suddenly falling for Fred for stupid reasons but this is the same thing."

"I have to agree with her on that point even if Karen's attempt to make Unknown7 seem like a scumbag for the "crime" of writing a Cursed Punishment branch she didn't like actually makes me sympathise with Unknown7."

"No doubt, Karen will lose her shit over you saying that."

"The doctor does know that molesting a police officer is a bad idea? Especially in a corrupt city with a corrupt police ****. He's just asking for brutality. And we've still not gotten to the lesbians."

"I think Leherengin might have lied about it to get us to read Emily's branch."

"Wait, no, Emily has found a nurse. Lesbian scene coming up."

"If Mandi has high heels, couldn't Emily just trip her?"

"It was indeed a lesbian scene but I couldn't masturbate to it."

"Maybe it was because Emily's vagina was bleeding. That's just gross."

"I'm not sure its within the rules. Maybe this scene in supposed to be some kinda conversion therapy? Is Leherengin trying to cure homosexuality by grossing people into turning straight? I'm starting to wonder if she actually fits Zeebop's definition of a Karen."

"Well, at least we got enough to make this review long enough."

"Did you masturbate to it?"

"If you couldn't, what makes you think I could?"