Meeting the Straw Hats Pt 3: The Doctor

I awoke to an ungodly scream from outside the office.

My first few seconds of reawakening were pretty confusing. In a room I’d never been in before, with the strange creature I’d only seen a photo of shining a light in my eyes. My limbs scrambled for a second before they were held down by multiple hands pushing down on me.

“It’s okay Natsuo-san.” Cooed a smooth voice above me, a soft hand running through my hair to calm me. “You’re safe, Chopper just wants to give you a check-up.”

I craned my neck upwards to see the bottom part of two amazing breasts. They were two I’d recognise anywhere but Robin still poked her head over the top to give me a reassuring smile. I was currently laying on her soft thighs, body feeling rough but not as catatonic as it had when I’d collapsed.

My view tore itself away to look at the thing operating on my pinned body. Currently he was applying a bandage to my forearm before noticing I was looking at him. “Hi, I’m Tony Tony Chopper. We haven’t officially met yet but Robin told me all about you.” He smiled, though only briefly, quickly setting about continuing his work.

“D-did she now?” I said, I could feel her smile at me even over the dual mountains. His demeanour did calm me a little though, and I took a breath to respond properly. “Yeah, she told me all about you guys too. But to be polite, I’m Natsuo, nice to meet you.” He seemed to appreciate that and nodded with a smile before returning to fixing me up. “Um, nothing’s… wrong with me, right?”

“You took a nasty few cuts there, but nothing this crew hasn’t seen far worse of.” said the strange creature. “Just sit tight while I finish the last of the closing.”

He brandished a needle and I was suddenly happy I was tied down. Otherwise I might have freaked out since I have a tinsy phobia of them. “S-so!” I squeaked, trying to change the subject. “You’re a reindeer. W-what’s that like?”

Chopper frowned at me, “Oh, you’re one of those.” He sighed, shaking his head at me and staring at the pointy hell stick. “I suppose I should be used to a fear of needles, there were so many in the Torino kingdom who had never even seen one of these. Just be as still as you can and look away until I’m done, okay?”

I gulped my fear back a little. I was surprised by his perceptive ability, but then I guess that was part of being a doctor. A fact I was still coming to terms with a little.

Suddenly I felt a damp cloth on my arm and even that made me jump. “C-can you guys at least tell me what the scream was when I woke up?” I asked, trying to change the subject.

“Seems Cook-san has found our navigator and sniper’s little tryst.” Robin replied, brushing my hair a little to reassure me. “He’s currently berating him on how to take care of his girlfriend. That means the heat seems to be off of you. For now, at least. Though I’d avoid eating in the kitchen for today.”

“Chef? Heat? What?” I babbled, genuinely confused and concerned about what she was talking about before I was distracted again by a needle. “OW!”

“Hold still!” Chopper growled, looking very serious as he closed up my wound. How he managed to hold a needle and thread with fucking HOOVES is beyond my comprehension of the universe. “Please stop freaking him out Robin!”

“I’m sorry Doctor. Natsuo is just a little too fun to tease,” said Robin. “I’ll keep him better distracted now.” My vision was quickly overcome by delicious underboob as Robin lowered her back and leaned her ample chest into my face. I’d say under regular circumstances that drowning a patient was not the best bedside manner, but when you’re entire face is feeling soft flesh bend around your cheeks, smelling her lovely flowery aroma and getting the sense of her heartbeat as she moved it was VERY hard to complain.

Chopper just shrugged (I think), “Whatever works is fine by me.”

Soon after, Chopper finished wrapping me up. Robin also retreated her tits from my face but not after I’d licked and kissed a good portion of them. Honestly with the painkillers, burn ointment, breast massage, and the fresh bandages I was feeling a lot better. Now able to sit up properly with minimal aches. “Thanks Chopper. You’re a really good doctor.”

“DON’T COMPLIMENT ME ASSHOLE!” He yelled at me in what seemed like anger. It made me jump but also he was sounding quite different to how he looked, which was over the moon happy and dancing at the praise. Robin just smiled in amusement while I was once more left baffled. When Chopper calmed down he resumed doctor mode. “We’ll have to change the dressing over later before bed, but it’s nothing to worry about. For now just relax and meet everyone properly!”

I nodded, “Alright, thanks again.” Part of me worried he’d yell at me again for praising him but thankfully the doctor just smiled. I began to sit up but was strangely pulled back to my seat by Robin.

“Actually Chopper, there was something I thought you’d want to know about Natsuo-san before we depart.” said Robin, gesturing to me. “He’s a world class masseuse.”

“I wouldn’t sa-”

“REALLY!?” I was cut off by a reindeer in my face. “That’s so cool! We’ve been needing one of those since forever! Masseuses are so useful for tissue repair and healing damaged muscles! And let me tell you, there are a LOT of times that this crew pushes themselves way beyond human limits but still feel the effects later on.”

“Uh… dang.” I lamely replied. “But like, I’m alright at massages but I don’t know how good I am at healing. Not enough to compare to a doctor at least.”

“Don’t sell yourself short.” Robin smiled, touching my knee supportively. “You fixed my lower back pain I was suffering with for a few months.”

“I did?!”

“That’s amazing! I’d love to see an example up close!” Chopper exclaimed, the little doctor pulling on my shorts with unbridled excitement. “Um. Can I please have a massage? Please please please?!”

“S-sure…” I agreed, somewhat nervously. Look, I know I have the skills, but this was my second massage subject and I was nervous my earring power was running out or something. Not only that, this dude had a fucking weird body to be doing a massage on.

The little doctor beamed and jumped up onto my lap excitedly, turning around and sitting down while repeatedly looking back to see if I’d started yet. Honestly? I had no idea where to begin. His body looked like the size of a toddler’s but his head was the size of a steroid infused watermelon. I decided the shoulders were the classic point to start. Pushing into his lab coat I applied the appropriate level of pressure for such a small thing. Slowly drawing circles with my thumbs on his little reindeer shoulder blades.

“Oh wooowww~!” He marvelled. The little guy’s breath slowed down to reflect the relaxation I was pouring into him. “Y-you’re amazing Natsuo! I can see how you’ll be really beneficial to have around when we’re healing the crew!”

Seems my role was quickly being decided for me but considering I used to be a dishwasher this ain’t a bad life to live “Um, thanks doc.” I replied. “I’ll be honest I’m not used to performing on such a tiny body so I’m glad it’s working for you.”

“Oh, is my size a problem?” He asked, almost dreamily.

Worried I’d hurt his feelings I quickly replied, “It’s cool, I’m makiiiaaAATTT THE FUCK?!”

“Chopper stop it!” Robin exclaimed.

Somehow the little tanooki sized doctor had ballooned up into a huge hulking beast! The small apple-sized shoulders I was squeezing were now bigger than watermelons and towering above me out of reach. Not only that, I was being crushed by a sea of reindeer muscle that was still sitting on my lap. My yelp of pain was pretty palpable, luckily that mixed with Robin’s outburst seemed to throw him out of his confusion and he morphed back to his little form.

“AH! I’m so sorry!” Chopper cried, jumping down and looking over my pained form as the throbbing in my legs started to die down. “I was enjoying the massage, and you told me to make my shoulders bigger, and I didn’t think of what would happen to the rest of me when I did!”

I waved him off, “I-It’s fine…” trying to seem cool in front of the two pirates as they doted on me. We all heard some unseemly cracks as I moved my knees again, but luckily it didn’t seem like he’d actually damaged me, I just wanted a longer sit down.

Robin quickly guided me to lie down and lean my head back down on her lap. It was very sweet of her since I could then stretch my creaking legs out on the bed. A series of cracks in my knees as they moved. Meanwhile, Chopper was still looking very upset at me that he’d done that.

“Ohhh… you’re never gonna wanna massage me again, are you?” He whined, nearly tearing up at his assumption. “I’m sorrryyy Naaattssuuoooo!!”

As I leant on the soft legs of Nico Robin while looking at a blubbery mess of reindeer… it just seemed to remind me this was seriously not what I was expecting from this crew. Cutthroat killers they did not appear to be.

“I’m sure Natsuo will forgive you.” Robin hummed, “I’ve got my ways to make his legs feel a lot better.” She raised a little eyebrow above me and I felt the tell-tale signs of a few kisses lining my thighs. “Maybe Natsuo doesn’t mind finishing his massage on Chopper’s head?”

Man, this woman. I shrugged, sort of dazed by the rapidness of pain to pleasure to pain to pleasure that was happening to me. “Sure, I’ll pet your doctor, why not.”

Chopper was way too excited to do anything but rip his helmet thing off (I have no idea how he got it around his horns) and sit down on the floor full of anticipation. I decided not to lift my head from Robin’s thighs (sue me) and just brought one hand over to massage the top of this weirdly headed creature.

“Wow, your fur’s really soft.” I admitted in surprise, not really getting a feel of it from his clothed shoulders before. It was so fluffy it made me sit up so I could massage with both hands, something the happy giggle showed was agreeable to him.

“And you PROMISE to do EVERYTHING for her?! No matter what she requests of you?!”

“Yes dammit!”

“To LOVE her?! To make her happy every damn day she chose you?!”

“SANJI!” Usopp snapped, pushing back on the chef that was crowding around him too intensely. “F-frankly it’s none of your business!” He hissed, looking both angry and embarrassed about the whole affair. “...but yes, I do love her…” The sniper mumbled while looking at his wide smiled girlfriend, “a-and that should be enough for you!”

“Naww, you’re willing to fight Sanji over me? I’m touched.” Nami beamed, hopping off her seat to wrap her arms around him and peck his cheek. “And he’s right. Sorry you had to find out like this but you’re just going to have to be happy for us, Sanji-kun.”

The chef watched over the two of them like a hawk. Studying both their body movements, watching their reactions, before finally relenting and lighting another cigarette. “Admittedly I feared this might happen one day. You two have always been close.” He said, “But you jumping overboard at the first sign of trouble made me fear you weren’t serious about her. Let’s just make sure you keep to that resolve, Usopp. She deserves it, alright?”

Usopp gulped but nodded. Trying to replicate how manly Sanji was sounding right now by letting the moment go with no more words.

“Naww, aren’t you two cute together.” Nami giggled, ruining their manly auras instantly. “Don’t worry Sanji, I’ll still be taking my crewly right to grope you all you wa-”

Her hand reached forward to once more try and grab some meat, but was quickly dodged by fast moving hips. “Woah there Nami-san.” Sanji warned, a large drop of blood already splashing on the deck. “I-I don’t think that’s wise right now…”

Both Usopp and Nami gave him a concerned look. “Why? Are you okay Sanji? You keep bleeding from the slightest pervy thing.” said Usopp.

“Yeah, and you haven’t been peeking at my breasts as much as you normally do.” Nami pouted, playing with her bra and making her mounds bounce. “Even though they’re so big and juicy now! Are you ill?”

Sanji practically broke his neck flipping his head away. “N-no… I just…” His eye betrayed him, peeking at the jiggling flesh before his nose uncorked again. “I-I-IIIII just need some time!” He screamed, running away and slamming the kitchen door closed.

Nearby, happily sitting on the swing, Luffy clapped. “Yay! Sanji’s done playing with Usopp and he’s now cooking a big meaty lunch!” He cheered, but then tilted his head at the couple. “But why was he bleeding? Did he get really mad at you for something?”

Usopp shook his head, “Dunno why he’s bleeding. Maybe a wound he got in training? And he was angry because…” He slowed down a little, gulping down his feelings before suddenly wrapping an arm around Nami. “...b-because me and Nami are together now!” He boldly exclaimed.

His girlfriend hugged him back, taking the opportunity to grope him casually as a reward (and because Sanji ran off twice) while Franky whistled in praise, and their captain… “Hm? I don’t get it, you two are standing together and Sanji doesn’t like that?”

The Shipwright, who was sitting next to him by the swings, nudged his Captain, “Let me explain Luffy, the recently bulked up Usopp-bro and the ridiculously curvy Nami-sis have found they have mutual feelings for each other and I believe have been copulatin' on the regular.” said Franky, sticking a thumbs up in pride. “Gotta say, excellent work you two! You're both quite the catch!”

Expecting more confusion from Luffy, the three turned to him. But then, everyone was incredibly more confused when Luffy understood, slamming a fist into his palm. “Oh! Nami and Usopp got married!”

There was a moment where the three processed what he said.

The sniper and shipwright looked at him in surprise while Nami just frowned in confusion. “No, we aren’t MARRIED Luffy… but, how did you even find out about that word?” She enquired.

“Oh. Because I’m married now.”

A/N: Hopefully people out there are enjoying this somewhat casual interaction stuff. I know it ain't super erotic but it's a bit of fun before we get moving to the rest of the New World.

Also I hope Natsuo isn't grating on people or anything. I'm trying to have him be somewhat likeable without edging into Gary Stu territory but it's hard with OCs that will be joining the crew lol. Anywho, enjoy y'all days now, y'hear?