Maybe?

Disoriented you wake up naked at your computer. You look down at your penis and think, “wow I really need a bigger penis! It would be cool to be hung like a black guy!” You start moping around the house and slide on a pair of purple boxer briefs, you start thinking “oh the crotch seems a little room in these maybe I need a new pair?”

Sitting down you flip around searching for something on tv to no avail, so you get up fix a bite to eat go have a piss but miss the bowl completely. What was I doing that kept me up until I slept so hard at the computer? You return to the computer and it starts a black and white spiral you instinctively take off your underwear and sit down at the computer.

https://m.fapality.com/9317/

https://m.fapality.com/16699/

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62b06f7c4cdd2

Then the screen goes black.

The voice chimes in your small pathetic white boi dicklet is just not enough. Trying playing the SUP again same rules and see how you do.