Masseuse or Pussy Fucker?

Cover Story: From The D*cks of the World Continued - Vol. 2
The women of Skypiea had gone on a fateful journey across the white sea to stock up their supply. Coming back to their Pumpkin Café to start a brand new business practice: a free flashing with every 10th meal. The punch cards they'd provided were filling up fast as they rapidly filled the bellies of the White Berets. Conis or Laki having to spend at least half their time during the day taking a loyal customer into the back and taking off their tight aprons to let them have a view of their perfect tear drop breasts. Sometimes bouncing or dancing for them a little just to entertain the troops, before gifting them a fresh gift card and sending them on their way. The next problem would be figuring out how to get more pumpkins, or at least hiring a few more sexy staff members.

"I don’t understand this earring at alllllll!!!" I whined loudly to myself in the empty woman’s bedroom.

That last command happened way too quickly. As soon as I suggested it there was an immediate shift in most of the crew’s attitudes towards me. The men seemed somewhat annoyed, though I'd only seen Usopp and Franky walk passed us all and frown at me. While these girls looked at me like I’d just catcalled them at a bar. No one was happy. Even Robin frowned at my sudden new position, yet she was nice enough to be arguing my case right now. She had taken the girls just outside the still open door and was arguing with the girls I’d apparently summoned to all sleep with me at the same time.

I had tried to tell them that I wasn't really the pussy fucker but whatever normality I added seemed to be a one time use bullshit. As if me saying I could choose my role was 100% chosen when I joked about it and nothing I would say would change that now.

My current theory: this is a sexy earring only to be used for sexy times. It made sense, any attempt to do anything else like saving my skin from the Celestial Dragons or getting Luffy to make me a Straw Hat wasn’t working, yet pussy fucker did.

So now I’m lying here on the bed and debating with myself of how to continue. On one hand I should just end this problem now before it goes too far, but on the other hand I was sort of hoping for the girls to come back in and… you know… harem it up? Look, the image of the three of them there at the end of my bed was one of the most erotic experiences for me, so was I kind of hopeful/excited to have sex with all the females on board? I’ll admit, kind of yeah. It’s been a rough life and they’re so fucking hot my dick is kind of driving this decision right now. I'm awful but maybe I could just have this one night and then make it okay somehow...

But the more I lay here, the more the arguing didn’t stop. I could see them there, arguing about it with Robin. I’d clearly upset Nami by dragging her away from the long nose guy. Perona and Marguerite were less shouty but their body language was telling me they’d rather be anywhere else than having to perform sex on a guy they barely know. The two had only just joined themselves, and mostly because they had their own man they’d dinged with.

Deciding the only path forward was to face this head on I carefully approached the doorway.

“Um, hey gang. How’s it going?”

Wow, that’s a lot of scowling women. Part of me suddenly wished I was back on the base where everyone just sort of ignored me.

“Hello fucker. Oh, sorry, Pussy Fucker. My mistake.” Nami dryly responded.

I gulped, “H-has Robin told you I give excellent massa-”

“Yes. Massages. We heard.” Perona snipped. “Just because you’re good with your hands doesn’t mean I want to have sex with you!”

I backed up a little. Okay, was there a way I could defuse this situation? I know they all have boyfriends already, maybe if I just say, "I-I don't claim any exclusivity to you girls-"

“So? My pussy’s chosen its mate so it’s not particularly thrilled about having to share.”

“Mine too. Luffy-san might not be waiting for me but I do wish to return to his side as soon as this is over.”

"Who are you to come in here and tell us what to do anyway!" Perona growled, hands balled into fists and ready to throw down at me, "I say we throw him out the bubble, then we don't have to deal with grabby here anyway!" Oh god, murderous pirate alert. Robin seemed to step between me and her, but I could see those angry black eyes still glaring at me. And though they thankfully didn't agree, Nami and Marguerite were clearly not doing much to stop her threats either.

“Alright! I get it!” I snapped back, clearly whatever momentary sexy situation I could have gotten out of this had passed and now it was time to actually save myself, “Maybe you guys should normally recognise that I was joking about being the official pussy fucker! I'm just the fucking masseuse!"

Eyes went wide. The three suddenly looked a little sheepish. Embarrassed even, like they really should have realised it was a joke sooner. Stepping back their threatening auras immediately as they looked at me with blushing faces. Partly because a new deathly aura arose, Robin's scowl could sink ships as she glared angrily towards the three.

"You three..." my girlfriend hissed.

“Yeah, well…” Perona began, “I was joking too, moron!” She growled with a blush and floated off to her crow’s nest.

A little more dignified was Marguerite who bowed a little, then gave a look that said this was her fault. “Um, I’ve been on an island of women for my whole life, I suppose there’s certain things about men I must get used to still. My deepest apologies.” She calmly stated before hurrying off as well.

Nami was the only one to linger. Looking like she still wasn’t that sure about what had happened, or wasn’t sure about me at least. I kind of started getting worried after a minute before she looked back over at the angry Robin then smiled with her tongue out, departing with a shrug, “My bad! You two enjoy yourselves now!”

Which did in fact leave me and Robin alone again.

With a sombre tone Robin closed the door to the bedroom, leaving us alone. Somehow the silence felt incredibly heavy as we stepped back into the woman's quarters. Both of us just staying where we stood to try and figure out what the hell had just happened. At the very least, I think I knew what to say...

“I’m sorry.”

She tilted her head, “What for? I was about to apologise for my friend’s lack of tact when it comes to jokes. It feel like we were the ones at fault here”

I sighed, guilt rising that I'd hurt her feelings towards her crew, “I know, but I should have been quicker to… I don't know, tell them it was a joke.” I said, scratching my neck awkwardly. Hard to apologise when you've fucked up in secret, “Now I feel like I betrayed you by letting it go on for even those last few minutes.”

She looked me up and down with those piercingly clever eyes. As if considering what I’d said quite seriously, placing her chin on her fingertips and slowly walking back to the bed with me, “People are difficult. Making new friends especially,” Robin finally responded, “Using brute **** or intense jokes are never going to work when trying to… get them to like you.”

It was my turn to tilt my head at her, “Sure…?”

“I’m sure you could have just phrased your joke better, is all I’m saying.”

Robin was kind of still freaking me out. The way she said that really sounded like she knew about the whole normality thing. Like, DID she know things about the earring? I knew she knew things, but did she KNOW things? My only reason to doubt was she hasn’t blown the whistle on me yet.

Ignoring it in case I shoot myself in the foot, I decided to just take what she said literally… could I have just phrased my normality better?

"Besides," She added with a growing smile, "If you would like a harem, all you had to do was ask."

"...eh?"

Knock knock knock

I turned to see Marguerite, Nami, and Perona entering the room once more.

Okay, not really. Though maybe it was somehow better than if they had.

Who had just entered the room was Robin, Robin, and Robin. All cosplaying as the three other members of the Straw Hat crew. One wore Nami's greenish bikini top and hot pants, with a crudely drawn temporary tattoo on her shoulder and her hair down low. Another had her hair in pigtails with a black frilly bikini on, clearly attempting to emulate Perona's style. And lastly the Marguerite one had seemingly cut her hair short (I guess that was something Robin could do with clones) and wore her signature amazonian bikini. None of the borrowed clothes fit right on Robin's slightly pudgier body, and it was clear that she'd had to squeeze into the younger girl's bikinis with how the material strained against her breasts. Nipples barely contained and making the already stretched bikinis even tighter against her body as I lewdly looked the clones up and down.

"Now pussy fucker, who would you like to go first?"

My heart could barely take the excitement. The sexy demon women were just standing there, flaunting their beautiful assets at me while my dick began throbbing rather hard in my pants. Watching her duplicate breasts squeeze and bounce lightly in their impossibly tight confines was too much to handle, and I could only squeeze out a light "A-all" as a response.

"Hmm, aren't you a bold one? Thinking you can handle all of us at once~" Nami-Robin smirked.

The three smiled and crawled onto the bed, hands moving my legs wide while also ripping my underwear into shreds and freeing my constrained cock.

Perona-Robin snorted, "You're hard already? What a perv."

"What a big mushroom! The world of men is certainly interesting." Marguerite-Robin exclaimed. She wasn't the strongest actor as her smile gave away her playful mocking, but I was not in the slightest here to critique her performance on a stage. "May I take it into my mouth?"

Robin-Robin was currently cradling me, with my head against her shoulder and her arms around my torso. The other three Robins were all head down and around my dick, Robin-P nibbling the side lightly, Robin-N kissing the tip with her plush lips, and Robin-M going low but clearly using her tongue to lather my balls and base. It was a tight squeeze to get them all in but they found a way to make it work. Each performing their action with a smile, and though they were faux appropriations of her friends, Robin's big bluish eyes all stared back at me filled with lustful love.

"F-fuck... R-Robin..." I gasped, unable to even thrust my hips into her grip as the three weighed me down, just letting the unreal amount of pleasure wash over my stimulated soul again and again. Doing my best to hold on as long as I could against this sex goddess' machinations. My sweaty blushing face looked up to her pristine beauty that held me in place, the real Robin clearly enjoying how far she'd pushed me so quickly. "I seriously don't d-deserve you..."

"Now now, none of that." She purred, leaning her face down to peck my top lip as my mouth couldn't stay closed with the groan escaping it.

As the three below increased their pace I couldn't help but melt more into her embrace, "But it's true! I can't believe I wanted more than you, even briefly..."

"It's human nature to become greedy and wish for more. A peasant dreams of a better life just as much as a king does." She explained casually, showing off that big wonderful brain of hers to explain my shitty attitudes, "I don't think finding the women of our ship attractive to be a problem. If Navigator-san hadn't been pre-dinged I'd have likely invited her to try out your hands in a night of passion. Or perhaps even tried out her new grown body myself."

With that image in my head I couldn't hold on any longer. Cum erupting from my lathered balls to shoot up and splatter on the Robin clones below me. All of them gasping and giggling, trying to share the boiling cream I was unloading, tongues lapping and overlapping over my dickslit to try to steal as much jizz as they could even as I was still orgasming. Their faces were smeared with my sauce and I got a lovely image of the three of them all licking each other and sharing the thick drippy cum between their mouths in a snowball effect.

"A man's ejaculate... it tastes good!" Robin-M announced.

"It's not like I wanted your cum or anything, idiot." Robin-P giggled at her own tsundere approximation.

"The thought of my body got you going, didn't it?" Robin-N saucily lowered her eyes, jiggling her tight bra with a minxing smile. Her jiggling easily tugging the bra off her nipples and unveiling Robin's beautiful jugs at me, "Whoops. How clumsy~"

Robin-R giggled above me, "It's too bad that was just a joke you made. I would have loved to see you fuck all the pussies on the ship." She admitted, making my post-nut clarity so fucking confusing to live through, "I wonder if you could have reworded it to work better? The joke, I mean. What was the inspiration behind it?"

My mind was reeling from the rapid questions mixed with the other two Robin's removing their tops in front of me. Though they weren't moving anywhere towards me even while massaging their own plush breast tissue, almost as if expecting an answer first.

Could I have reworded it to work? A normality to get a harem... is not something I wanted. Call me any names you want but I don't want to steal those girls at all. Not only would it be emotionally taxing to have four girlfriends, I kinda like the guys on the ship too. Having their girls be stolen right from out of their noses would be a real dick move, but then I'd be forcing them to live through some daily rough shit that I don't wanna be responsible for.

I just... I guess I wouldn't mind sharing.

That's not evil, right?

“Well, I guess it was just something that was plaguing my mind a bit. You Straw Hats all seem so close that I was surprised to hear nothing sexual has happened to you all before.” I admitted before gathering the courage to add, “Like I wouldn’t be surprised to hear it was normal for you all to think threesomes and stuff like that were totally okay between the crew.”

“Was that how it was in the Revolutionaries? I really should have taken Morley up on his advances then, shouldn’t I?” She joked, though the idea of Morley and her made me shudder. With a smile Robin rubbed herself a little closer to me. “Don’t worry, I’d say that’s a reasonable assumption. It was actually a topic I wanted to bring up with you. While it wasn’t an act we particularly performed, since none of us were couples two years ago, I feel the introduction of such new relationships may lead to such ways enveloping our little crew. As you said, we've always been rather comfortable together, and never too shy about bathing or helping each other when necessary. But that means you’ll have to get used to sharing me as well.”

Oh right, that will happen won’t it, the reverse… “I think… I can live with that? Were you really okay with sharing me before I suggested that though?”

“What can I say? You're dating a freak." Robin lightly kissed the side of my cheek while the three clones in front of us giggled, "But I'm glad you're okay with it. Everyone will be much more accepting of you if you’re willing to share your toys.” Her hand was stroking my chest up and down. “But before we get to all that, I think I remember your birthday was a couple weeks ago, correct?”

I blinked at the topic shift, not super happy to be reminded that no one celebrated my birthday. “Uh, yeah. Why?”

“Well, I think its time to give you your first official threeway..." Robin-P purred, moving so her legs were lying on either side of my dick with her warm squishy pussy nuzzling my erection. Her hands on the bed behind her in a pose like she was about to stargaze sat on a hill, but with the top half of my cock rising up from her crotch. A top half that was quickly covered by a (technically) different pussy, with Robin-M sitting carefully on top of Robin-P's lap and placing her own pussy against the other side of my shaft. Forming a strange tower of crotch rubbing.

It felt incredible, the awkward fumbling and intense pressure from both sides. mixed with how wonderfully hot she was as her pussy leaked onto my erection was making me crazy. Crazy annoyed at how passive I was being.

"Gah! Enough!" I roared, sitting up quickly from Robin-R's embrace. All Robin's looking at me confused and a little worried, "Robin! Stand up!" I ordered, Looking over my shoulder to see her following my request before I slammed my head back down to her feet on the bed, "Now sit down again!" I could tell she was a little relieved I hadn't actually been kicking her out of bed or anything. And I was greeted with the wonderful sight of her ample rear being placed upon my face. "Thank you for the meal!"

With all the powers I had at my disposal I quickly set to work at making Robin feel good. It was the least I could do after she'd been treating me so well.

My hands dug deep into her thigh muscles, pinching them exactly where I needed to to create the best relaxing massage on her muscles. I could already hear her moan and her body shake, all while my tongue flicked back and forth across her labia, then up and down her slit, my tongue being as expert as massages as I was thankfully. Already the confident woman was putty in my hands, and I could feel the two clones whomst had encased my dick were now slower and less concentrated as my attacks on Robin's mind did the trick. I just loved hearing her moan. Such a dignified and respectful voice being drawn out into a symphonic melody is amazing to listen to, and a real driving **** to send my tongue up inside her to taste as far as I could. A tiny jump of shock and pleasure above me, making Robin grind her thick rear meat into my face even more.

"I-I won't lose!" I assume Robin-P announced, followed quickly by perhaps Robin-M saying, "Don't disrespect the Amazons! We will defeat you massage m-AHNN~!"

Robin is just never prepared for a clit massage.

"Oh god, oh ffffuck, Nattsssuooo~" Robin-R panted above me, gripping just under my ribs for support and digging her nails lightly into my sides, "K-Keep going... please..." I also loved it when she begged. It made me so confident to pile it on. Licking as hard and as quick as I could while my hands roamed her lower body for whatever tense muscle knots they could undo with the right finger touches. "MmmmmMMM!"

Robin-M and P were both humping away at me. Perhaps something about my tongue was sending their cloned pussies into overdrive as well, since I could feel even more leakage spreading over my crotch than before. My dick so lovingly nestled between them as they humped and jumped on me, stimulating their crotches on my thick trapped trunk. There was apparently a war to win between the three of us, to see if massage could beat the Hana-Hana fruit. I dunno how it ended up like this, but I felt an intense desire to win.

It was a hard fought few minutes, Robin had the numbers but I felt like I had the advantage in skill. Every inch I took in battle was another loss of concentration for her, and the multiple clones she commanded. Plus there was a lot of focus on her multiple pussies right now, all of the Robins moaning out like a barbershop quartet in symphony from my tongue massage mixed with them rubbing up against my dick.

And after a few more clitoris massages, Robin couldn't handle it anymore. Clamping down around me and seizing up from her powerful orgasm attacking her body. One that I teased out of her even as I rode it out with more tongue and hand massages. Her sweet nectar coating my face pretty thoroughly.

Apparently needing a break, she moved all three bodies away from me at once. I was finally able to life my head from under her, and even I could tell my face and hair were a mess. Though my biggest concern was how close Robin had gotten me before she blew, now my dick was throbbing quite intensely in need of some form of release.

"There's a pussy over here for you, big boy!"

Robin-N's booty was shaking towards me, with her head down to the bed and Robin-M hovering over the top of her. All I could see was that wonderful slit begging to be fucked.

My mind was still shaken from having Robin sit on me for so long, but my hormones were all driven to continue this mini-harem adventure so I rushed over to the siren calling.

I humped deep into Robin-N while kissing hard Robin-M, the inside of this clone feeling kinda different to Robin's usual internals. But she was known to make herself tighter or grow extra folds whenever she wanted, so having a slightly different tunnel to slide in didn't give me much pa-

"Wow, you were right, Robin! His dick really does massage your insides!"

...

Orange hair.

"Uh, buh, guh, N-NAMI?!"

I didn't know what to say. Robin-M's body jumped out the way after I stopped kissing it to unveil that, yes, my dick was currently buried very, VERY, deep inside the saucy ginger pirate. Her smile showed that she was happy to have tricked me, maybe even more than the sex, leaning on one arm as she looked over her shoulder back at me.

"Hey Natsuo. Sorry about before, but then I guess you really are a pussy fucker, eh?"

I was so confused and worried I'd fucked up. Reality seeming so strange still, even when one had control over it. "B-but what about Usopp?!"

Her eyebrow went up at me, "He's right there fucking Robin."

I'd never snapped my head around so quickly. Right there in the flurry of Nico Robins was the sniper I'd met only yesterday, happily performing standing sex on my girlfriend. Neither of them giving me or Nami another thought, just rolling her hips onto his prick while he gripped her ass tightly.

My mind was just stunned. To the point where Nami seemed to grow concerned with my reaction, "You okay with this? I would have assumed Robin told you about our crew's penchant for threesomes. We can stop if it makes you uncomfortable."

She obviously didn't know that this was my fault... but as I stared at the two I found myself weirdly okay with it. I mean, I was currently fucking Usopp's girlfriend anyway, so it wasn't really him cucking me as more just literal swingers. It helped that Nami's pussy was gripping me really tightly, but at the end of the day there'd been a weird fear in my mind I hadn't realised until this very moment. If I decided I'd done enough damage and had to leave this crew or even world behind, I'd be worried about Robin and leaving her alone. She had her crew for friendship, but now I'd given her a way to be sexually happy with endless threesomes without me too. It felt right that I share her since she really wasn't mine anyway. And with the world being so smutty and lewd, let's just add polygamy to the fucking list shall we?

"Yeah, I'm good, thanks. I was just surprised to see it." I smiled down at Nami, cracking my neck briefly before slapping and then slamming my hands onto her thick bubble ass. Instantly she moaned as my massage powers activated the pleasure centres of her brain. Making Nami almost snap her spine from the intense feelings that had just cracked into her.

"DAMN!" She yelped after a few more slaps to her jiggly rear. "D-do you know exactly where to spank a girl or something?!"

"Massages teach you all about the human body," I smirked down at her, watching her toes curl and her hands grip the sheet as my dick began massaging her sensitive internal areas. "ALL about it."

I performed one of Robin's favourite moves when we did it doggy style, which was to massage down the thighs while thrusting into the pussy. It promoted the flow of blood around the lower half of the body, then on the way up began pumping it faster as well. The ginger pirate going crazy at the sexual massage I provided, going in and out while I got to squeeze the plump parts of her legs with my hands. Feeling like I was flattening this moaning pirate with my body as I humped as hard as I liked. She was maybe tighter than Robin, both inside and out, but I definitely would keep my preference to the older woman's entire package of powers, beauty, intelligence, and saucy wisdom. But that didn't mean I couldn't enjoy the shit out of fucking Nami.

If I had to guess, I think Usopp felt some woman loyalty as well, but probably wasn't against the beautiful Robin that was jumping up and down above him.

She was smiling sweetly at the guy, placing one hand on his head for balance while the other gripped her own humping rear. Legs wrapped around his torso while he kept her up with those brand new muscles of his. I have no idea how attracted to each other everyone was, but Usopp was sucking her left tit rather intensely, so I could assume that for the young man he had at least felt some level of arousal for the gorgeous brunette. I would.

His arousal had spiked so much that apparently he was cumming inside Robin, much to her surprise.

"Hmm, that's okay Longnose-kun," She consoled as her ball-deep pussy began leaking his cum, "I had fun, and we can start again in a few minutes."

His cocky smirk had her confused.

"Why would we need to do that?"

Instantly he began thrusting into her again, spearing Robin's pussy as she gasped and cooed in his hands, "Oh! M-Ms. Navigator! You never told me a-about this!"

"I like to leave some surprise, Robin!" She laughed, watching the gasping archaeologist be so flustered by her boyfriend's fucking, "My Usopp has a wonderful slingshot that can just keep shooting! You can borrow him anytime you like~"

"Oi! Stop trying to whore me out so quick!" Usopp growled at his girlfriend, "'Sides, don't you think Natsuo should get a say in that?"

Nami just clicked her tongue, "Tch! As if I'm not gonna rent him from Robin as well!" She grinned back up at me, "I so wanna my pussy to have the dick I love while my ass gets massaged from the inside, you up for that new guy?"

"If you wanted your asshole massaged all you had to do was ask." My middle finger blasted passed her tight sphincter and began to rummage around in her interior sensitive spots. Nami yelping out before squealing from the combined sexual attack. Especially when I reached down and grabbed a lovely handful of her tit as well.

"Ah~! D-definitely renting you again!" She moaned loudly into my embrace.

All this talk of future endeavours was strange, but I guess it was the new norm I'd once more **** upon them. I guess the Straw Hats now really did jump at the chance to do some threeways...

"Ow! Zoro, Ghost Girl! I'm here to make you a-!"

Franky opened the crow's nest door, getting a full eyefull of Perona's ass. The pinkette kneeling on the bench over a sat down swordsman as his dick was nestled into her pussy from below.

They both stared at him, and he stared back.

Slowly he retreated back down the stairs.

"Wait, Franky." Zoro suddenly said, grabbing a handful of ass cheek and spreading the lovely amount of meat sideways till his girlfriend's starfish came into view, "She's got another hole if you want in."

"O-oi! Don't go doing things without asking me first!"

The cyborg didn't hear the complaint though, jumping up the stairs and posing dramatically with his arms up high and star showing proud, "That sounds SU~PER! It gives me a chance to try out this new upgrade of mine! Gaching!"

First, he pressed his large red finger into his belly button. The stomach hatch of cola opening up before the entire chamber of bottles began rotating inside of him, suddenly all pointing downwards. His legs went straight and his sea panties undocked from his body, all before a hatch in the smooth area where his dick SHOULD be opened up... and out came a humungous metallic dick through a layer of smoke. It was bottom layer flesh and top part robotic, partly see-through in places with a blue plastic that showed gears and pistons pumping inside, yet still managed to be the right layer of smooth all the way to his vibrating bell-end to look like an amazing human/dildo hybrid.

The pair just stared at it. Both in confusion, and in Perona's case, also hunger.

"Sorry, the lady said n-"

Perona slammed her hand onto Zoro's mouth, "Would you QUIT talking FOR ME?!" She growled into him, then turning back with a sweet smile on her mouth, "I'd love to get to know Zo-ah, my crew more. So I'm sure my butt can be more than accommodating for you, Francis~"

"Ow! It's Franky!" He said as he crossed the gap, practically diving his cock into the winking waiting hole, "Here I go, ghost girl!"

Splitting her apart while also suddenly vibrating her insides at the same time was very startling for the girl, who yelped in surprise at the rear intruder. With her having already been mid sex and him having a very smooth metal cock, Franky was able to get quite far into her tight hole on the first thrust. Tunnelling even further inside with the vibrations attacking her.

Zoro smirked up at the now gasping and moaning woman, sweat dripping onto him as he squeezed her breast for fun, "Hehe, you got tighter."

"Of course she did! The docking was 100% successful!" Franky announced, then placing his hands behind his head before lewdly thrusting his hips, "Franky~ IRON HUMPING!"

His hips became a piston of vigorous slamming. Clapping Perona's juicy cheeks again and again every time the cyborg rammed his rod inside her. The mix of vibrating cockhead, long metallic length, and hard hitting pounding was making Perona melt with ecstasy.

Zoro was no slouch either. The man wasn't about to become a third wheel with his own girlfriend, and so was using his superior strength to slam his long dick into Perona's cervix while gripping her shoulders to keep her down. Otherwise the combined attacks would potentially send her flying, but now just kept her sandwiched between them like the piece of meat she wanted to be. Her mouth hung open and her eyes rolled back, wailing like a ghoul from how much pleasure was racking her body. Two of the manlier men on the crew were treating her to some amazing sex, and this was definitely going in her fic.

"Haha! Your butt definitely doesn't make me depressed, ghost girl!" Franky laughed, "You just tell me when you want it and I'll blast you full of my Radical Cola-Infused Cum Beam!" His hands went up into his iconic angled star pose.

The sex didn't stop even for a second, but Perona and Zoro did have a mental pause as they processed what he said.

"Wait, seriously? Your cum is mixed with cola?"

"Of course! That way the carbonation mixes with the-"

"You fucking idiot!" Perona growled, "Why the fuck would you mix semen with sugar?!"

"That sounds like something you should have okayed with Chopper first."

"Haven't you ever heard of a yeast infection?! Thank god you're in my asshole and not my pussy, you asshole!"

Franky's eyes went wide, realising his mistake. "Ah! You're right!" He wailed, hands going atop his head in worry, "I super messed up! I just thought the carbonated cum would make a girl feel good! Good thing I kept my original testicles... I think I left them in a jar in my workshop, I'll just go-"

Before he could retreat, Perona clenched. "I'd like to try it at least once. Sugar in my ass sounds fine medically, I think."

Blinking in confusion for just a second, Franky's grin quickly returned. "Ow! Fine by me! I'll fill your bubble butt with my bubbly fizz and then go downgrade myself after!" He laughed as he gripped her shoulder with his big metallic hands, "Get ready for a real cyborg pounding!"

"H-hurry up then!" She couldn't help but smile in anticipation.

Sanji was currently hiding himself away on the underside railing at the bottom of the ship. Going so far as to lock the door behind him so he could just focus on admiring the beautiful endless ocean in front of him.

Just a few more hours and he'd be able to get to the mermaids.

That was what was keeping the chef going. All the sounds of sex around the ship could be completely ignored for long enough that he'd be rewarded with actual, factual, mermaids. His first time ever seeing a group of absolute beauties like that... just a few more- "Sa~anji~! I need your help!"

Okay, life still would get in the way.

"Just eat Hancock's lunch boxes if you're still hungry, Luffy!" Sanji called back through the door. Dismissively trying to ignore his captain's endless starvation.

"No! It's not that!"

That made a curled eyebrow raise. Luffy needed his help with something OTHER than cooking? What could it be? With some ****, Sanji unlocked the door and walked back into the aquarium area of the ship, "Uh, what is it then?"

There he found his Captain sat on the bench getting calmly jerked off by Marguerite.

It immediately ticked him off. Luffy's accomplishments were incredible for any man, but for his asexual nature it was beyond the pale. Sanji tried not to judge but the fact fate had screwed him over so hard was just a repeated kick in the teeth.

"I wanna use Marguerite's mouth but she wants me to put it in her lower mouth. Can you do it, please?"

It immediately made his nose nearly bleed. Luffy was a kind man and deserving of his accomplishments, and having such a sharing and well natured man as a captain was one of the best parts of being a Straw Hat.

Marguerite tilted her head at the shocked Sanji, "Um, is he okay?" She asked in confusion before standing up and then bending her butt towards him. Flashing her most private area to the chef, then pointing to her moistened slit, "Here, this part, you see?"

"O-of course I see! I see such a wonderful wild beauty, coming from the land of pure divinity, to bless this sullied ship with you magnanimous presence!"

The two just looked at him confused, especially as he'd spun around to kneel on one leg and raise a single rose up towards Marguerite.

"Is that a no?"

"Probably." Luffy shrugged, "Sanji's a funny guy, eh?"

"It wasn't a no!" He barked, "I just wanted to set the mood, is all! Women need to be wooed, romanced, cared for properly..." The girl in the room suddenly squeaked as Sanji kept his position but just moved her rear so he could kiss her pussy deeply. Chef's hands reaching down to pinch her clitoris while his tongue flicked around her wetness, collecting her juices and stimulating her in quick bursts of pleasure.

The blonde began to shudder a little from her bent over position, needing to grip onto Luffy's shorts for support as she was hand prepped by the cook. "L-Luffy... I'm starting to f-feel goood!"

"Really? That's good to hear. Does she taste nice, Sanji?"

He paused for just a moment to reply, "Like a million candles lit up and drifted away on a moonlit night, her essence is truly one to behold and treasure."

Luffy scratched his forehead in confusion, "...that's not a taste. I don't get it, but whatever. I'll try eating you next time!" He beamed to his quaking Amazonian protector, who seemed to appreciate the idea a lot, "But first, your turn to eat me up!"

"Yes, my King!" she nodded before beginning to slide her tongue up and down his length.

"Alright, I think the meal is prepared." Sanji announced, mostly because his trousers were getting painfully tight, "Are you ready, Marguerite-chwan?" A groaning moan and a butt wiggle was all the invitation that the Amazon would care to give, having already made her intentions clear anyway. "Luffy, you better tell Mosshead that I fucked her, got it? I don't want that fucker calling me a virgin anymore. Imagine if it got out."

"Haha! You're funny Sanji!" Luffy laughed, "What's a virbliffy anyway?"

Without further adew, the blonde began to enter the other blonde. Spearing the amazonian cunt with his thick rod, feeling her tightly grip him as soon as he'd crossed that barrier.

Marguerite was not someone who'd had a lot of cocks inside her. Over the last few days she'd found she really liked having Luffy's go wherever he wanted it to go, like right now as she gagged lightly on it stuffing her throat, but she wasn't exactly the most experienced at any of it. So it was very strange for her getting her second ever cock inside her.

It maybe wasn't as long as Luffy's but it felt a bit more rigid. With no rubber inside him the chef's cock was scraping up against her inner walls with much greater ferocity, feeling like it was scooping her out as his thick cap went back and forth. She still loved Luffy with all her heart, and could tell from his smile he still loved her and her efforts too... but she would probably also love this arrangement the crew seemed to have too. Especially if she could get in on sex with another girl again. Already she missed the smell and feel of her beloved Hancock...

"Ah, such a wonderful feeling! Marguerite-chan, you are s-simply divine!" Sanji proudly announced, running his finger down the cleft of her spine and feeling her quiver around his cock. "If there is anything you'd like me to do then please, do not hesitate to ask it of me!"

"I could use a plate of meat."

"NOT YOU!" Sanji hissed, "And I meant about the sex! Like if she wants me to go harder or softer. Deeper or shallower, or if there's a position she'd prefer."

Luffy dismissively put a pinkie up his nose, "Eh? Why would you need to do all that?"

"For her pleasure, you uncultured swine!" It was starting to really annoy Sanji that this guy had gotten all the ladies, "I'm so sorry you had to be stuck with him, Marguerite-chan. I'll be sure to teach him how to properly treat a lady before we get back to your homeland."

"Sounds boring!" Luffy laughed, "Isn't sex just about having fun?" He seemed to demonstrate his point by grabbing the back of the woman's head and fucking her throat for a bit.

"Yeah, sure, I guess. But some things require-"

"Harder, please."

She'd ejected the cock long enough to stop the fighting, but also to say, "And I wouldn't hate doing things differently occasionally, Luffy. I know you wanna have fun but I don't think either of us are very knowledgeable at how things could be with sex."

"Hmm, so you're saying there could be MORE fun if we tried to learn things?"

"Potentially."

"Okay Sanji! I'll take your sex class or whatever!" Luffy announced, "As long as there's no homework and I get to have fun!"

He really wished he'd stocked up on cigarettes before agreeing to this sex. "I wasn't... ugh. Maybe I will, at some point, teach you this shit. If only for Marguerite-chan's benefit." said Sanji to his beaming captain. "But before then I'd rather we all enjoy our time together, right Mademoiselle?"

"I'd like-"

The Straw Hats were all enjoying themselves. Basically ignoring the fantastical scenario they were in, being so very deep under the water, to have rip roaring threesome to foursome sex with the each other. Only Chopper was really enjoying the view, as he had been catching up with Brook before the old man had fallen asleep on the mast. Chopper didn't really care at all that his friends were like this, they'd had a nice day of playing around and catching up that they were allowed to have some fun without him.

There was nothing to worry about but watching the ocean for potential threats, a fact that Chopper had stopped worrying about hours ago since it had been such a peaceful and relaxing journey so far. Even the air was plentiful thanks to the Reverse-Oxygen Snake curled up in the lower deck. He could keep a ship bubble going for a week before they'd need a refresher, plus he was a nice guy that Chopper and Frilly (Marguerite's pet snake/bow) enjoyed talking to.

It was a nice night to just drift off to sleep to...

Although things got complicated when a plank of wood slammed against Sunny's railing.

"PIRATE SHIP! STARBOARD SIDE!" Chopper screamed as a man bridged the gap of the bubble to slam his feet onto the grassy deck.

His tongue played with the gun he held briefly before aiming it at the reindeer and the suddenly awake skeleton.

"That's right, stupid pirates!" Caribou giggled, not realising his brother had already been carried away by the tides, "I'll kill you all and get a lovely bounty!! ...did someone already beat me to it?"

Brook huffed, but before he could retort, multiple doors slammed open.

Luffy, Sanji, Usopp, Natsuo, Zoro, and Franky all burst out from where they'd been fucking. Angry teeth snarling at the man as they all spoke in unison.

"You interrupted."

Caribou had never felt true fear until that moment where 6 wanted men looked so angry with erections out.

Okay, NOW I'm doing Fishman Island.