Marcie figures it out

"Stop acting like a dog, you moron," said Marcie.

Gina got up. "Uh, um...duh. I didn't mean to do it."

"Why are you talking like that?"

"I'm a moron," said Gina. "I'm really stupid."

Marcie thought. "Gina, did you know pigs can fly?"

"They can? Wow, I hope they don't crap on my new car."

"Damn, this bitch believes whatever I say," thought Marcie.

"Gina, you know the most popular girl in school gets to lick the toilets seats in the boys bathroom clean every morning, and you are the most popular girl in school."

"Well, of course I am," said Gina. "I'm a moron, but I am popular.:

"Spell popular," said Gina.

"Um..." Gina had to think a second. She slowly started to spell: "P O P...P...U...L...E R." said Gina.

Marcie supressed a laugh.

"I have to go do my job now." Gina headed for the boy's restroom.