Male Sex Toy

I was really tempted to just become a slut but the hit to my reputation would be too great. If I were to sleep with every woman I saw, I would probably contract diseases amd ill-attention.

I loaded up a website which sells male sex toys and ships them discreetly. It seems like men really appreciate depth? Like if a vagina is deep or not, kind of like penis length. Tightness is also really important but it seems like as a woman ages she gets tighter. Maybe its the muscle?

There was also a lot of masturbators which were shaped like mares' vaginas, which was strange for sure, but they boasted some weird insides. I guess would be the equivalent of horsecock dildos.