Custom Order

I decide to order a custom masturbator. I start by picking the shape. I decide to go with the tightest and deepest one available. The inside is covered by little bumps, with fake ovaries at the end of the tunnel. For color I chose brown and pink. Finally, I add some extras onto it: faux pubic hairs on the mound, a funnel which connects to the end of the masturbator collects the semen from the fake ovaries, a self lubricant mechanism, and a base to plant it on. This thing is real monster. I pay and order.

A few days later, a box shows up on my doorstep. I rush it inside and unbox the pocket pussy. "Pocket" might not be the right word... this thing is huge.