Maid Day (Part 1)

Ah, the humble maid. Perhaps the strongest of all God's creatures. A versatile and tough species, able to work for long periods of the day with little more than a passing thanks. They are the backbone of noble living, without them the simplest of tasks would distract those who need to lead. They are a necessity few think about. As such, a day was brought into being, a day to celebrate the maid in all its glory. This day was, of course;

"MAAAIIIDD DDAAAAAYYYYY!!! I FUCKING LOVE MAID DAAAYYY!" Kazuma yelled, literally skipping through the town of Axel with a huge perverse grin on his face at all the sights.

And why shouldn't he feel as happy as he did? After all, it was Maid Day! The time of the year that all women of the town were to dress as a maid. Frilly dresses, tight corsets, low riding skirts, garter belts... all were on full display as people went about their days.

There were maids doing laundry, maids selling wares, maids in moral quandaries, and maids building chairs. Tall maids and small maids. Cutesy maids and snooty maids. Maids who were very sexy and maids that would step on thee.

All were here to celebrate the annual tradition of Maid Day!

Thanks to Darkness writing in The Calendar, people believed this had always been the case. A day to celebrate the workers of the world, while getting to divulge in clothes that would otherwise be odd to wear in public. Lawyers, chefs, adventurers, doctors, nobles, teachers, plumbers, Demon King generals, gardeners, all these and more were encouraged to bring out their aprons, high-heels, and stockings or whatever way that was comfortable to the owner to go about their work day. For example, Knights who wished to take part had commissioned maid-looking armour before the day so they wouldn't get hurt if anyone attacked:

As a side note, this did have a knock on effect of having another day be born in the hearts of the people, though it wasn't stated in The Calendar. One month from Maid Day, Butler Day would also be celebrated. Similar to how White Day came after Valentines. Kazuma remembered his last Butler Day, Aqua and Megumin had saved up all their chores for him to begrudgingly do while they sat back and drank. Though to be fair, the requests he'd had for the last Maid day... In any case, his only respite being that Darkness had also dressed as a butler, if only to get orders barked as her as well.

Kazuma couldn't keep his eyes off it, yet couldn't rest his eyes on a single place either. Perhaps the ample amount of sex he'd been having had let him divulge too much in his baser instincts, yet those same instincts were yet to lead him wrong either. He was still going to do his tasks he needed to, but why not enjoy Maid Day? Everyone had dressed up so well for it after all.

His first stop was Wiz's shop.

Where he sat outside and stared through the window at his wife. Was this a stop that he had to make? He would argue, yes. Seeing the busty lich barely barely being able to fit inside her black lace and apron combo was far too iconic a sight to not gaze at for several minutes. Only bolstered when she waved at him through the window, blushing when she noticed how much he was staring.

Wiz beckoned him in for a quick session, letting her succubus helpers take over the shop for a minute while they had some fun in the backroom. He unloaded a full nut inside her dress to soak into her clothes for the rest of the day. Something Wiz very much appreciated as the succubus helpers were suddenly all very eager to hug and kiss her more. Wiz waved to her husband goodbye through her molesting assistants.

Next up was the guild.

He entered the grand building to see his favourite blonde receptionist turn quickly to beam at him. Her breasts swinging around so wildly they both slapped against her body yet also threatened to leave her loose fitting maid top as she hurried over to him.

There was arguably very little change in terms of their outfits. Reds changed to blacks, and a frilly headband was added, but their uniforms had often looked quite sexually charged. So when Kazuma entered the building, he had to really stare close at their clothes to see the change.

"Hello there, Master Kazuma!" the elated Luna hummed, squeezing him close to her body and letting him practically motorboat her nearly full uncovered breasts. "Welcome! We're so happy you came!" She smiled, loving the feel of her Harem leaders face sniff her chest hard. Luna wasn't wrong either, a lot of girls peeled away from the people they were serving to start crowding around Kazuma. The guild's maid service temporarily halting so everyone could greet the true owner of the establishment. Grabbing at him and trying to get his hands to 'feel how soft their clothes were'. There were even a few hired succubae that were floating around and tussling his hair.

"I could get used to this kind of treatment." The sappy boy lewdly smirked while being pulled this way and that.

"Alright girls!" Luna suddenly gave a stern voice, "You'll see plenty of Master Kazuma tomorrow! For now, it's Maid Day and I don't want to sully the name of this day!" She explained while the girls all nodded and returned to their stations. Though they looked like they were keeping an eye on Kazuma to see if he would sit down.

"Sigh, I love it here." Kazuma couldn't keep his face still, nor his hands as they dug into Luna's rear casually. The receptionist not caring about her hypocrisy as the man she was growling very fond of touched her so well. His instincts knowing exactly how to massage her ample behind even while he wasn't concentrating. The two fondled each other for long enough that it was surprising when Kazuma asked, "Before the inevitable happens, did you get that thing ready?"

She had to throw herself out of her own fantasies, "Y-yeah, all sorted. I'll give you it in a bag as you're leaving. If you are staying for lunch?" She asked, Kazuma giving a very hard and pronounced nod in response. As she led him to his table, Luna had a sweet and tender smile rather than anything **** or lewd, "You know, it's very sweet what you guys are doing."

"Thanks, but it's all Darkness' idea," He said while sitting down and skimming the menu.

Before he could order though, a long haired maid came over to Luna, looking a little awkward. "Um, Luna? We've had a request for... well, Kazuma's semen." She said, surprising the two. The girl pointed over to a barbarian and bard duo sat together staring at Kazuma. Giggling when his eyes trained on him.

"Guess that was to be expected with Darkness' rules in place. As soon as Kazuma's in they're allowed to request that of him, go check if they want it on food or in a container." said Luna, the girl nodding and walking off as the blonde sighed. Luna turned to Kazuma with a somewhat apologetic look. "Do you mind..?"

"As you said Luna, tis my duty now!" He laughed haughtily, ego easily getting the best of him, "Though I do want food as well, please."

"Of course, Master. I'll sort that out for you and send some girls over to drain you as well."

Luna quickly summoned over Harriet, Emma, and Soliana (the three who were also officially 'in' the harem) all kneeling before Kazuma as he sat happily on the bench. Soliana was a sweet motherly woman, keeping a deep smile as she knelt calmly. Emma was a more girly girl, sort of looking nonplussed to be doing this, but perhaps only acting aloof to try and play hard to get. Harriet, the tomboy, more crouched like a delinquent with legs spread wide, though her blush at being seen like this at all was enough for Kazuma.

"We kindly ask you to disrobe yourself so we can pleasure you, Master sweetie." cooed Soliana.

Kazuma did what he was told, with gusto. Even after cumming inside Wiz's dress, he was feeling particularly randy with Maid Day in effect. Erection swinging into view very pleasantly after fishing it from his pant leg.

The three women quickly huddled over Kazuma’s open fly, bumping into each other to try and get their face in first. Each **** to please their master. He had to spread his legs wide, but soon three tongues were lapping away happily at his junk. Forgetting the customers completely amidst his manly musk.

Harriet hummed into the side of his cock. “Fuck, Kazuma. I’ve had some tasty dicks before but this one is takes the absolute cake, Master Kazuma.” The tomboy giggled while licking up and down his shaft. “I’m so happy Aqua picked me out for you to breed. I can’t wait for this thing to spurt some yummy cream all over my eggs. I’ve always wanted twins...”

"Harriet, he's just here for lunch. Breeding day is tomorrow." Emma cautioned, the blonde girl was licking up the other side of his girth and trying to use as much of her lips as possible, "Though, you are the master here, Kazuma. If we need to clean out these big cum filled balls with our pussies, then it is just an order away. I'm sure Soliana wants to be an actual mom after all the times we've joked about her being one."

The dark skinned woman just moaned into Kazuma's sack. Ignoring her younger associates and just lavishing the thick nuts in front of her with the wild abandon she thought she lacked. Meanwhile, Kazuma's instinct told him to not spoil the mood by talking. Instead just leaning back and enjoying the sounds of the guild while getting a triple blowjob.

It was at this time that Luna came back with his lunch, a simple shredded fire-boar sandwich sliced lovingly into triangles. She'd taken the time to learn everyone's favourite meals in case they wanted lunch or dinner, having ready stocks of all for their visits.

Kazuma was about to reach over and grab his meal before the blonde gently stopped him, “Wanna eat off of Aqua’s favourite plate?” Luna smirked, taking a sandwich slice, ripping a bit of it, and placing it between her sweaty cleavage. Bouncing it lightly while still squeezing the meat between her meat, “She told me she never wants to eat off anything but my tits when she’s here. Drinks too, but I told her that’d be too messy.”

“Whuff… the service here is so good…” He mumbled under his breath while Luna dove his head between her tits.

He was a messy eater, just like Aqua. Licking the sauce that had dripped off the food and onto her skin, then licking it deeper just for extra cleanliness. She did it again and again, letting him eat his food on her ample plate while giggling every time he squeezed his face in or teased her nipples for the fun of it. All while he was still getting a triple blowjob from three beautiful girls.

Kazuma knew he couldn't stay at the guild all day. And he had to fill up a couple jars for the two who had bought his cum on the menu. But goddamn, Maid Day mixed with harem was maybe the best lunch he'd had in a long time.

It was days like this that made him so glad he'd died.

The 7th Heaven bar was quite busy today. A large crowd of people were appreciating the new café style that was occurring on this special day.

Tifa was at the bar itself, having to deal with many wandering eyes as they gazed at her flat cute stomach completely uncovered with her maid outfit. She knew how to deal with pervs most days, but since it was Maid Day she was always a little unsure of letting people admire her fancy dress. Her new girlfriend was making herself known if anyone decided to get too close to her though. A swift chair in the back of the head and a prompt exit from the building before they could blink. Aerith had taken the yandere maid approach, at least for today, and was even driving up customers with this different style to Tifa's moe.

It was all hands on deck for the girls of the tavern as they tried to deal with the lunch rush. With Tifa at the bar, Aerith and Jessie were serving customers, the latter being the 'tomboy maid' archetype and getting their rice orders messed up. Even Biggs and Wedge were helping by making food for everyone. Barret was busy, he'd promised his daughter a quick walk around town to try out some of the festivities. Elroad fully embracing Maid Day to offer many food and drinks stalls, as well as a few games for the festival.

He walked up to the front door with his daughter Marlene on his shoulder. This was the cheapest place for him to get food after all. He pushed it open and was met by-

"Welcome. Master."

...

Barret stared into the greeters eyes. An awkward silence

"Oi. Soldier boy."

"What."

"...why the hell are you dressed as a maid?"

"Cause we're short staffed." He grunted back, looking away while crossing his arms.

Barret just stared with an empty expression, though the small voice from his shoulder threw him out of it. "I think you look pretty, Cloud!" chimed in his daughter.

"Thank you Marlene. I think I nailed it too." Cloud nodded, the both of them looking at Barret expectantly.

"Erm, sure. Sweetie. Cloud here is... looking... n-nice. Be tolerant to others and all that." He grumbled while the large man passed by his associate. Hoping that this wasn't something their new harem had put Cloud up to... but having the sinking feeling that Cloud wanted to do this himself.

Kazuma left the Succubus café with a bag of T-Shirts from the spider weaver. He was always impressed with how quick the monster worked, kinda feeling bad for all the requests, but then it seemed the weaver was excited by the opportunity to try out new creations. It helped that Kazuma treated her to a little one-on-one make out. Xara knew how to hire the hottest creatures, the girl was basically just a hot busty milf sitting on a large spider body and Kazuma was surprisingly alright with it.

So with his bag full of clothes and the item Luna had prepared for him he left the Succubus spot, walking down the street without a care in the world. Missing the woman on the roof stalking him, and the three sat at a table just outside the café.

“Kobayashi-san! Kobayashi-san!”

Eyes didn't meet her back, staring around the street before registering someone was looking at her, “...hm?”

While being ignored was usually an annoying affair, the blonde beamed brightly at the red headed woman who had just taken a while to respond.

“Ahh! I knew it! You’re enjoying yourself in this world, aren’t you?”

Another minute to respond before she tore her eyes away from the general populous to speak, “Well, you did take me to a world full of maids. All with various impressive designs, in a fantasy setting, frilled lace, elegant women…” She trailed off into a long string of mumbles, staring deeper into all the marvellous maids around her. It wasn't until she saw one with their chest practically exposed that her mood sank again, "Though this world could learn to keep it in it's pants."

The dragon ignored the last comment, instead just beaming and pounding her chest, “That’s right Kobayashi-san! And your very special maid, Tohru is here as your guide and lover! This world has an annual ‘Maid Day’ and I knew I had to take you on a very special date here!”

“Is it a date if I’m with you two?”

The real annoyance spoke up, Tohru shooting a near **** ray level glare at their third wheel. “I TOLD you not to come along, but you said you HAD to and Kobayashi didn’t tell you no!”

Elma started sweating a little, but hadn’t stopped munching down the local toad meat from the café they’d stopped at. “S-sorry, but this world has got too much good food to eat! Have you tried the toad? Ooh, or the royal parfait? Mmmm! So good!" The purple haired girl moaned on her fork, a large wavy smile on her lips as the sweetness and the savoury paired together in her mouth.

Tohru growled at the woman. Large jagged teeth emerging as she struggled to hold back her rage and blow their cover.

“So this world…” Kobayashi cut them off, making the two dragons look at her. Stirring her coffee lightly while admiring the buildings, “Is it like your world? Do dragons control the land here too?”

Elma shrugged, “Not really. Dragons exist here, but more as hidden beasts guarding treasure.”

“Fafnir’s actually from around these parts!” Tohru happily added. “It's really nice here, but this world is also dangerous. Full of monsters and Demon Kings so it’s only really safe to come here on special occasions like Maid Day.” She explained while leaning in to whisper to her desired lover, trying to get a quick smooch but being flicked away.

Suddenly they were interrupted by their waitress, a shortish pink haired girl dressed in, as you'd expect, full maid outfit. "Your pancakes, Madame." She said while placing a plate of pancakes coated in what looked like cream in front of Elma.

"Huh? I didn't order this, did I?"

Tohru clicked her tongue, "You ordered basically everything else..."

"On the house," The waitress explained with a warm smile, "You've been such a good eater the chef wanted to make you something special. We just had a fresh batch of white sauce delivered to us so please enjoy!" Kobayashi noted her smile getting a little devious by the end but decided not to cause a fuss. Especially as Elma was already digging in to her free pancakes.

“Oh my god!” Elma burst out as soon as the cream hit her tongue, “This is such an amazing sauce! Why haven’t I tried this before?!”

Kobayashi raised her eyebrow up, looking at the splattered white with caution, missing their waitress disappearing into the café, “What’s it made from?”

The blonde dragon picked up the menu to scan through the list of ingredients. “Says it’s semen generated inside some human testicles. A man named ‘Satou Kazuma’.”

“...eh?”

"Oh, Tohru please try it!" Elma moaned again, the stunned Kobayashi being unable to stop the madness as the cum covered pancake entered Tohru's mouth.

The other dragon also moaned in surprise, slurping up the white drippings around her mouth with eagerness. “Mm! That is rather good!" She exclaimed, looking at the menu again and smiling, "Kobayashi-san, is this what human males are for? There's plenty of them back home, so I can make you some meals with semen in them if you'd like!”

“Do and I’m kicking you out.” Kobayashi retorted coldly. Standing from the table and walking away.

Tohru blinked in surprise, "W-w-w-what?! Kobayashi-san!!!"

As Kazuma headed through the busy maid filled streets, he had accomplished everything he really needed to do now. Sena had been taking care of their groceries now, so he didn't even really need to buy dinner, though he was looking around to see if there was anything special he could buy Darkness. Chocolates or flowers for the date... it was cliché as fuck in his eyes but he couldn't think of anything better.

Passing by another stall he suddenly heard someone call out to him.

"Kazuma! PSST! Ka~zu~ma~!"

Following the source, there was a short girl in the alleyway behind the main bulk of Maid Day. She looked a little worried, and was looking around more than usual, but Kazuma didn't notice. He was far too busy studying her outfit. "Oh, hell~ yeah." Kazuma smiled, crouching down to get a very inappropriate look under her skirt. "Chris the Maid."

"Stop it!" She hissed, swatting his hands away from her dress, "This is important! I have to warn you about something!"

Then Kazuma was tackled.