Maid ---> Lesbian Space Pirate

I decide to accept.

The magic wraps around me, and... what happened?

I take stock of myself. I still feel the stellar winds kiss my sexy, nubile form where my bodysuit fails to cover. My hair still floats - green as ever - across the corners of my vision, and my voidspace preservation collar still keeps me comfortable in the absence of my ship.

I want to rub my brow. Something feel strangely amiss, and in my line of work you learn to trust instincts like those.

Maybe if I check my memories? I was posing as a maid on some lowtech medieval world, because the local Princess was into that sort of thing and an easy lay besides. A man dropped into her lap, interrupting our tryst, and I was sent away: services no longer needed. She called me to clean the damn room in the morning, and I noticed her boytoy left some kind of device behind.

Naturally, I picked it up to scan and price and... Yeah. It activated and warped me into fucking orbit, minus the fun parts. Also got some kind of time-lock.

That all checks out, so why does it feel so weird? Surely I didn't go that native in the twenty-four years-- twenty-four!? I'm only twenty-five! I didn't spend more than eight - no, two - two years working in that castle. I was... trying to find their treasury? Yeah, that seems right.

Lowtechs with high aether content like that have all kinds of wacky items to steal, and they usually sell well to the right buyers. Low risk, high reward. So... why do I feel so guilty about the thought of stealing from them? They're just primitives, after all, even if their whore of a Princess is fun to 'play' with...

Ugh. Forget this: I'm getting nowhere. This strange device is giving me another prompt? Should I bother? I don't have a clue how the damn thing works, but it feels like this probably isn't how it's supposed to so... who knows what could happen.

...but it's gotta be better than being stuck in space for a subjective eternity, right?

(lesbian space pirate, wavy light-green hair, apron, skin-tight zero-suit, surprised expression, medium breasts, hairband, stockings, modest skirt, floating in space)

[AN: Y'all are both on the right track, but I'll say that the 'maid' tag is less important than any of the other candidates. That said, this turned out pretty alright in terms of progress... sorta.]