Lynn's hit with a bad case of breast envy.

"Oh, no she di'int!" Joy laughed. She liked this new, bold Mari. "You gonna take that, Lynn?"

Lynn grumbled something unintelligible. She whipped of her top, setting her modest breasts free. She wasn't flat. She wasn't, even if she had to pad out her cosplay a bit. Nobody had a figure like D .Va's in real life. Blizzard was just taking their gamer girl fantasies too far, that was all.

It didn't matter that she was standing right next to Saki, the girl with the biggest boobs online. She could ignore Joy's stacked figure and the way Rachel's boobs were unfairly big on her skinny frame. Lynn was just short and skinny, that was all. She couldn't compete there.

Well, not every girl here was as big as them. The dark-skinned, muscular Kiona stood a few feet away. She wasn't that big, not really. Heck, Lynn knew every member of the DD Brigade's bra sizes except Marigold; Kiki was only a only a 32C on her best days. If Kiona was shorter and skinnier, Lynn's boobs would be just as big... so Lynn was the same size proportionally. That was what mattered, right?

Lynn stared down at her proud, perky breasts. Her teeny-tiny brown nipples winked back. Why couldn't she have been bigger like Joy or Rachel? Joy was shorter and unfairly curvier than her. Joy was a 34D, but on her sweeping figure, her boobs looked ten times bigger.

"Stupid things," Lynn drunkenly scolded her boobs. 30C was the worst size ever. "30C, more like 30 CRAP! At least you're bigger than washy-Miss-washboard Terri. She's the chair...queen...person of the itty bitty titty committee."

Saki, who had been watching Lynn the whole time, just shook her head. "I knew it," she whispered to Rachel, who nodded sagely.

"That's hardly breaking news," Joy shrugged. Her breasts jiggled slightly. "Lynn's always hated girls with big boobs."

Saki glanced at Joy's "girls;" the question was obvious. "Then how did you make friends with her?"

Joy glanced down self-consciouisly at the way her puffy pink nipples stood out, as well as her dirty blonde patch of hair between her legs. Her new friend Rachel was clean-shaved and Saki had only a tiny triangle of black hair; she was the odd girl out.

Joy sighed in irritation. "It's not like I'm comfy showing off like you guys. Look, can we just ignore the boob thing and get in the water?"

"Yeah!" Marigold shouted. "Get in, you... uh... losers! Come in and be free!"

Marigold raised her feet above the water and began kicking as hard as she could, spraying Tessa and Kiona with a ginormous spray of water. The Zora cosplayer and Mari's friend laughed and splashed back, and soon the three girls were gasping for air in between giggle fits.

"All right, let's get in," Saki agreed. They were here to have fun, after all! She shed her red Yoko Littner wig alongside Joy's Mei wig, letting her tied-up black hair fall free at the same time Joy released her natural dirty blonde hair.

Saki followed Joy and Rachel to the edge of the water, but before she could dip a toe in, she froze.