Lucy and John (mostly Lucy) react to Rina and Ben's review

"Bullshit," Lucy said swiping through something on her phone. "What the fucking bullshit!"

"Hey, sis. What the matter?" her brother, who was resting naked beside her in their bed

"Remember I told you about that weird place called Chyoa? On which some of our experiences appear magically?"

"Yeah, some of the timelines. What, are angry about awful grammar and style again?" John kissed his sister's cheek trying to calm her down.

"Nah, it is worse," she waved her hand dismissively indicating that she has no interest in any intimacy, "There are some fucks reviewing OUR story. One branch, to be more specific."

"Which of realities?" John asked curiously, trying to peak in the phone.

"One in which you blackmailed me with shower photos."

"Oh. Thank you. It narrows it down! There are only a few hundred of them. BTW, how do we remember them all?"

"Magic. Don't overthink it. One of which you **** me and then feel bad about it like a pussy. Anyway, those fucks are..." She paused lost for words.

"Saying something bad about you? Well, you ARE a bitch in the beginning." He smiled knowing that averaged Lucy won't hit him.

"It is not that! First, our story is reviewed by a backup squad! Gina and Marcie would never be so... so stupid!" she gestured so wildly that her phone almost flew away.

"Second," she continued "they talked only about you! As If I am not a character! They even failed to comment on how a true bitchy sister would laugh in the face of such **** and stick that phone in her brother's ass!"

"Hey, don't remind me about THAT timeline," John winced, "I hope Hvast won't write it ever."

Lucy continued as if not hearing her brother: "Sure, it kinda explained later in the story. Me being a switch, playing with you, lusting for you for years, yada-yada. But still NOT a single word about how my character acts in an absurd way."

"It sounds like you wanted to be roasted..."

"Yes, Damn it! Yes," his time Lucy actually threw the phone away - luckily on a pillow, "are we so boring that they couldn't find more to attack than the overly branching style where everything seems like an anchor point for 10 possible branches that the author won't write anyway?"

"Common, I don't believe you. 'An Obeying Sister' is such a mess that they had to find tons of stuff to demolish. " John picked up sister's phone and started reading the review himself.

"Hmmm... hmmm..." He hummed. "That Ben... BTW, good to know that I am not the only one with a lame generic name. Where I was? Oh, right. Is he impotent or what? Or is his sister ugly? She practically begged him to roleplay either **** or **** and... and he did freaking nothing!"

"Yeah, he is more pathetic than you ever were," Lucy stretched her arms, "and his sister seems boring too. If you want to tease your shy brother be more proactive or something. And those food metaphors... pfff..."

"You know what we should do, Sis," John asked with a mischievous smile, "they have their own story, we should read it and show them how real roasting is done."

"Now we are talking!" Lucy grinned "Time to let my inner bitch out!"