Lost Ticket

“Hopefully I won’t be staying at all, no offence to your lovely town of course, but I simply lost my ticket and got removed from the train”.

The woman looks shocked and slightly offended on your behalf.

“They kicked you off? How did they think you got on in the first place?”.

You shrug and look as innocent as possible; a wolf in sheeps clothing. She continues.

“That’s terrible, do you have a place to stay tonight? My family own a farm outside of town, I’m sure we could find you a bed for the night if needed”.