Lensa’s First Dungeon!

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Ok, so I’m going to just straight into the action and start with a random dungeon AND use the random dungeon generation rules found in the book.

Seriously, this thing is surprisingly well made for a Sex TTRPG

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Ok, so I roll a # of d6 based on how big I want the Dungeon to be. Since this is a brand new character and she IS by herself I’m going to only have 3 rooms, which means 3d6.

4, 5, 4: 3 Main Halls

_7, 7, 1: _Sacrificial Pit, Sacrificial Pit, and Dining Hall

[Future Me: I've realized that I forgot to account for "Main Hall With Enemies", and "Main Hall with Random Encounters" But that is part of the learning process. I'll just try to keep it in mind for the future.]

I’ll also roll for “Theme”

8 Zombie Mausoleum

Ok, so this makes some more sense. Two sacrificial pits to make zombies and a “dining hall” for who ever runs this place.

With that, let’s start the adventure!

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Lesna was having a horrible week, and it wasn’t even her fault! Sure, she had eaten a carrot. But it was on a dare! She hadn’t wanted to look like a coward in front of her friends. But she hadn’t expected those bitches to SNITCH on her! So here she was, banished from her homeland with nothing but what she could carry.

So now she was homeless and **** for money. Which is why she found herself standing in front of an old ruined dungeon. Taking a deep breath, Lensa gathers her courage, “Get it together girl.” and steps into the dungeon.

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Roll for “Wanderers”

6

Ok, so after looking at the rules, it seems that I’ll probably be able to make this dungeon bigger. I’ll just improvise it and have the dungeon be as large OR small as I want it to be. That said there is no NPC in the first room. So let’s roll LOOT!

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10 NICE!

1, 1, 10, 9 Ok, so those are some odd rolls. But that translates to

Two Mimics, a Piece of Armor, and a Magic Item. Since Lensa would just view the Mimics as chests, that would mean the armor and item are just lying about.

[Future Me: So NOW I know that loot shouldn't be in every room. Instead Loot is only on room rolls of 3 or 6.]

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As Lensa stepped into the ruins, she took a look around. “Looks like nobody has been here for a while.” The place was covered in dust and cobwebs and bits of broken bones. The only things of note being two large chests in the far corners of the room.

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So Lensa doesn’t roll for the armor, she just finds a piece of scrap armor and adds it to herself. So her armor gains a +1.

As for the Magic Item, it seems that since I only have a WIP version of the rules I don’t have the full set. So I’ll just roll a 1d10.

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2: Portal Mirrors

So magic mirrors about the size of a hand that can transport items. Neet.

[Future Me: I'll have to design/find/etc a different random magic item generator.]

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“Well, might as well see what I can find.” Hoping there might be SOMETHING to scavenge she starts looking around the room. “Oh, what do we have here?” digging through some rusted armor and finding a usable piece she finds a pair of mirrors. “These look interesting.” She reaches out to wipe one of the mirrors clean but to her surprise her hand goes inside the mirror, and comes out the other. “Ok, THIS could be useful! At the very least it should sell for a pretty bit.”

With what little is left in the room scavanged, Lensa heads towards one of the chests. “Ok, let’s see what secrets you have.”

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Mimic 1

14 Indifferent

Ok, so it pukes up loot. Time to roll on the loot table again.

7 a Runecharm

3, 2 A charm of group heal. Not bad.

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To her surprise though, the lid opens up. Revealing a mouth full of teeth and tentacles. Before Lensa has time to react the creature spits out a Rune Charm at her, hitting her in the chest, and closes its mouth again. Unsure how to react, she looks at the small charm now in her hands, then at the weird creature. “Thank you?”

Deciding that she should just let the thing be, Lensa steps back and heads toward the other chest. Surely this will be a normal chest and not some strange monster. What are the odds of them BOTH being Mimics. Right?

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Mimic 2

1 HOSTILE! The Mimic immediately attacks!

The Mimic tries to SWALLOW Lensa! DC 15+Moxie to resist. So 1d20+1

8 so that is a FAIL! LOL!

Well, roll armor to resist: 1d4+1 Armor v 1d10 Mimic

3 v 8

Lensa takes 8-3=5 damage. Out of her 7 Maximum HP. Yikes!

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As Lensa steps towards the chest, she is just as surprised as the first time to see its mouth open wide, revealing a mouth full of large sharp teeth and multiple long tentacle like tongues. Before she can even react though one of the tongues reaches out, wraps around her, and pulls her into its mouth.

Lensa barely has time to scream “WHAT THE FUCK!” before being pulled into the Mimic’s mouth. While her skimpy armor manages to protect her somewhat, she still feels the monster’s teeth biting into her. “Shit! Shit! Shit!”

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Ok, so before trying to attack FIRST Lensa will use one of her 2 Tactical Actions to first escape from the Mimic. She will use one of her 3 Exertion Points (2 left) to auto succeed.

She will then use her other tactical action to RUN to the next room!

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“Fuck this Vore Shit!” Summoning strength she didn’t know she had, Lensa plants her feet against the outside of the Mimic and manages to pull her upper half out of the monster’s mouth. Not wasting a moment, she runs with all the speed her legs can manage and heads towards the next room. “What the fuck!?”

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Room 2 Wander Roll: 1d10+1

5 Empty room.

Loot the room: 1d10

8 3d10

2, 4, 9 d100 Jade(money), 1d6 Rations+drinks, and another piece of armor(armor now 1d4+2)

Jade roll74, Rations4

With that room clear, lets go to the next.

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Taking deep breaths to try and calm her nerves, “Ok girl, calm down.” Lensa takes a look around the second room. To her relief there doesn’t seem to be any chests in this room. Which means no Mimics.

“Ok girl, you’re fine. Just have to keep an eye out for those things. And not come into these places by yourself next time.” But that was a problem for future Lensa. Today’s Lensa had to focus on grabbing what she could and then get out of here alive.

The room seemed pretty empty and picked over. But she did find some money, another piece of salvageable armor, and some preserved food. But that was it. “Well, at least nothing is trying to eat me. With the room searched, Lensa headed towards the next door and opened it.

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Room 3 (Dining Hall) Wander Roll 1d10+2: 6 nothing

Loot 1d10: 3; Loot 1d10: 3 Tools and Equipment

79 Porn Tomb, Undead (10 jade)

Appropriate lol.

I COULD make the dungeon longer, but Lensa almost got killed in the first fight. So I’m going to just have her make a mad dash out of the dungeon and back to town.

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The room seemed like it might have been a dining room at one point. There was a large rotten central wooden table, a bunch of broken chair, and a bunch of other junk that Lensa could not identify. It didn’t look like there was anything of value in the room.

Nothing except a strange book. “What’s this?” Picking up the books she looked at the cover and read the title ‘Dead Girls Gone Wild’.

“What the fuck?” Opening the Tomb Lensa started flipping through it and found that it was mostly a picture book.

A picture book full of pornographic images.

Pornographic pictures of Zombies. “What the fuck?” She knew that people often had some weird kinks, but this just seemed strange to her. “Could Zombies even fuck?” She had no idea, but maybe she could sell the book for something.

“Ok, some of these aren’t that bad…” If most zombies were this hot, Lensa was starting to understand why some people might be into it. Besides, it might be worth a few Jade. Or good masturbation material.

But at this point Lensa didn’t want to press her luck. She had almost been killed by a single Mimic. Which ment that if she wanted to make a living as an adventurer she needed to find a party to team up with. Which ment going to town and finding a party to join. “I should probably get out of here.”

With her decision made, Lensa ran past the Mimic and towards the exit as fast as her elven legs would carry her. Within seconds she was back outside, the sunlight on her face. “Well, that was almost a disaster.” Still, she had learned a few valuable lessons.

1: Chests might be mimics

2: She needed to join an adventuring party.

Her mind made up, Lensa started walking towards civilization. Civilization being The Twin Cities.

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Author's Notes: So I considered adding the trip to the city and Downtime into this chapter. But I want some time to think about what I want to DO for that. I'm thinking about having Lensa become a Dancer, which would only require 1 day of downtime. I also feel like I need to make other party members since there is no way Lensa is going to be able to solo dungeons on her own. She could have been 1 shot by that Mimic and been Shit Out of Luck!

Bonus picture!