Later That Morning

11:15AM Marshall Dormitory... "Dude what the fuck!" Jay said as he froze in shock at the sight of a half-naked Bobby sitting at his desk with a mass of blonde hair bobbing up and down on his crotch.

Bobby's eyes shot open at the sound of Jay's voice. "FUCK!" He yelled as he tried to get the bimbo to quit blowing him. "Stop! Stop! " He finally pushed her away and began fumbling with his pants. The nude bimbo continued to paw at Bobby's pants as he pulled them up. "I can explain!" Bobby said as he got up from his chair leaving the bimbo on her knees in the middle of the room.

"Dude you got a hooker?" Jay said in disgust.

"No!" Bobby waived his hands. "No she's not a hooker. She's that powder." Bobby gulped. "I mean she was that powder... But now she's this." Bobby motioned towards the bimbo.

"How fucking dumb do you think I am?" Jay said throwing his hands up in the air. "You paid a hooker to blow you. It's as simple as that."

"Seriously you have to believe me. That woman was made from that powder I got in the mail." Bobby snatched the instructions off the dresser. "Look it says right here. You add the powder to the water and 8 hours later you have a companion." Bobby said handing the instructions to Jay. "I know this doesn't make any sense, but I just about shit myself when I found her down in the maintenance room this morning."

"Wait what?" Jay said looking up from the instructions.

"I rehydrated her in a trashcan in the maintenance room. Last night I found a trashcan in the storage room, took it to the maintenance room, filled it with water, and then dumped that bag of powder in." Bobby took a deep breath. "Then I went down there this morning to see if the powder did anything, and I found her." Bobby pointed towards the Bimbo. "Standing in an empty trashcan."

"Fuck off." Jay said as he walked over to the bimbo. "What's your name?" He said looking her in the eyes. The woman smiled at Jay and said nothing. "What's... your... name???" Jay said getting right in her face.

"Good luck. She hasn't said a word since I found her." Bobby said walking over to the bimbo and extending his hand to help her up off the floor. The bimbo grabbed Bobby's hand and he pulled her to her feet. "Seriously, she can't talk." Bobby looked at the bimbo. "You can't talk can you?" The bimbo shook her head no. "That's all she does. Shakes her head yes or no."

"Dude..." Jay placed his hand on his forehead in frustration and let out a sigh. "Okay say this is all true. How the hell did you get her back to the room?"

"I brought down that bathrobe my mom bought me for Christmas last year. She wore it back to the room so I didn't get caught with a naked woman roaming the dorm." Bobby paused to push her hand away from his crotch. "Plus it was early. The only person we ran into was Jackson."

"Who?" Jay asked not recognizing the name.

"You know Jackson from the first floor.? His room is like right above the maintenance and laundry rooms." Bobby said pointing in the general direction of Jackson's room.

"Wait the guy that's always stoned?" Jay asked.

"Yeah that guy! We ran into him in the stairwell. He probably heard us down there and was going to see what was going on." Bobby again pushed the bimbo's hand away. "He looked like he was going to pass out when he saw her. He kept saying Baby Girl! Baby Girl! Come to my room! Baby Girl You're Perfect! Baby Girl Come to my room!"

"He was probably tripping again." Jay said.

"I don't know... He looked like he could believe what he was seeing." Bobby paused to think. "It was kind of like when I kid gets the gift they've always wanted and they have that expression of OMG I can't believe this is real. That's how he looked."

Meanwhile in the Student Center... "Let's see what I've got." Anna thought as she twisted the lock on her mail box. Opening the little mail box door a couple pieces of mail fell out and onto the ground. Anna quickly snatched them off the ground and peered into her mailbox. "What's this?" She said softly as she pulled a plain brown box from the mail box. "I didn't order anything..." She thought as she lightly shook the box. "Weird..."