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12:30PM Fischer Dormitory... "I can't do lunch. Something crazy came up. I'll explain later." Anna sighed after reading the text from Jay. "I guess I'll just make something here." She said as she grabbed a pack of Raman noodles off the shelf in her room. "I wonder what's going on..." Anna thought as she tossed the noodles in the microwave. "It not like him to pass up hanging out with me..."

Anna knew that Jay had a big crush on her, but unfortunately for Jay she just wasn't interested in being anything more than good friends with him. While they got along great from a personality standpoint, Anna just didn't find Jay all that attractive. Jay just wasn't tall enough or muscular enough to really excite Anna, at least not the way her ex-boyfriend Hayden excited her. "God I miss that big sexy idiot..." She thought as mental snapshot of Hayden's chiseled 6'7" (2m) body passed through her brain. Being tall and athletic herself, Anna had always loved how Hayden's 10 inch (25.4cm) height advantage and his muscular body always made her feel feminine and petite.

"I just wish that one time... Just one time we could have fucked..." Anna thought as her noodles cooked in the microwave. Having grown up in a very conservative household Hayden had very firm beliefs against premarital sex, and no matter how hard Anna tried she could never get him to break. "I swear my taste in men is a curse..." She thought shaking her head and grabbing the noodles out of the beeping microwave. "Hash tag tall girl problems..." She mumbled as she sat down to eat.

1:00PM Twice But Nice... "Dude I don't know what would even fit her." Jay said as him and Bobby shuffled through the clothing racks at a second hand shop called Twice But Nice.

"I guess a robe would work." Bobby held up a large women's bathrobe.

"Hey what about a muumuu?" Jay said holding up a very large muumuu that was covered in a ugly floral pattern.

"No way in hell I am getting that for her. She may be a mute bimbo, but we can at least give her something decent to wear." Bobby said as he continued to shuffle through the racks of clothes.

Jay sighed. "Well just hurry up. I've got class in an hour and I don't really feel like explaining why I missed my quiz. O hi Dr. James. Yeah I missed my quiz because my roommate was getting blown by a powdered woman. Can I retake it later?" Jay said in a sarcastic tone.

"Really?" Bobby said clearly annoyed with Jay. "Just let me grab a couple of bathrobes and we can get out of here."

5:15PM Marshall Dormitory... Jay's phone beeped with a message. Snatching his phone off his desk Jay read the short message from Anna. "Dinner? 5:30?"

"Who was that?" Bobby asked leaning back in his chair.

"It's Anna. She wants me to go to dinner with her." Jay said sitting his phone back down and turning his attention back to his laptop.

"Dude, let's take a break." Bobby said getting up from his chair. "Go to dinner with her and I'll go get something to eat too. We clearly aren't finding anything on the internet about DPCs..." Bobby walked over to his bed where the bimbofied woman was curled up in a bathrobe like she was taking a nap. "Plus BJ here is calmed down now."

Jay let out a frustrated sigh. "Fine." Jay said getting up from his chair. "But we still have to figure out what the hell is going on..." Jay snatched his keys up and headed out of the room.

"You behave BJ." Bobby said patting the woman on her head. "And don't tell Jay about earlier." Bobby chuckled as he headed out to get some food. While Jay had been in class taking his abstract algebra quiz, Bobby was back in their dorm room getting a very enthusiastic blowjob from the now aptly named BJ.