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The 129th Rasheul Great **** Tournament

Round 1

Bracket A Fight 1 The Witch of Miracles Beatrice vs. The brutal Amazon Gigantes

With a spectacular display of raw magic power Beatrice annihilated Gigantes.

Bracket A Fight 2 Iron shield Mueller vs. Sonja of the red eye

The hypnotic eyes of Sonja where no match, as Mueller hid behind his shield and bashed her face in! Brutal!

Bracket A Fight 3 Amber assassin Mari vs. the Ferocious Aijuka Zoroi

A very close call that ended with a clever feint by Mari. Oddly enough Aiju surrendered voluntarily. Are they enjoying a hot night right now?

Bracket A Fight 4 The Huntress Cassandra vs. Hot-blooded Fisti Cuffs

Fisti calls herself a big fan of Sylphid, but her speed was not enough to avoid Cassandras bombs. Was **** to surrender after gruesome ****.

Bracket A Fight 5 Phantom Thief K vs. Sexy-Knight Sanakia

Phantom Thief K, known for her many daring exploits managed to somehow escape the magic barrier, but not before stealing all of Sanakia’s armor. Sanakia won, at the cost of her dignity.

Bracket A Fight 6 Mary(or Sue) vs. Sue(or Mary)

In a bizarre coincidence the two twin catgirl maids ended up fighting each other in the very first round! We certainly can’t tell who is who and luckily that was not needed as the two of them timed out after a heated battle.

Bracket A Fight 7 Treasure hunter Feena vs. Treasure Mimic

The famous Feena did not fall for such an obvious trick and dispatched Mimic with a puchi hanny.

Bracket A Fight 8 Zombie-Girl Romero vs. Mummy-girl Karloff

Can we even call this fight sexy? In any case, Romero, the **** of Crimson Vampire Elisabeth had the edge in this battle of the limps.

Bracket B Fight 1 Vampire Hunter E vs. Wolfgirl Cao Cao

Unfortunately Cao Cao was not able to transform and was sliced in half by the famous hunter.

Bracket B Fight 2 Water Undine vs. Wind Pixie

Undine used her powerful water magic to slowly flood the arena. While Pixie could fly, the magic barrier prevented her from escaping. It was cut close, but Pixie drowned just before the 10 minute mark. Please don’t do this again, I can only hold my breath for so long.

Bracket B Fight 3 Vasgar Princess Priscilla vs. Poison Ivy

Priscilla, a powerful Vasgar mage princess was the clear favorite. Unfortunately the arena wasn’t quite drained from the prior fight yet, giving Poison Ivy’s plants a huge power boost. The princess was **** to surrender after a bit of pleasurable ****.

Bracket B Fight 4 Sleeping Beauty vs. tickle fetishist Lauren

Beauty has a very orthodox fighting style. She sleeps through most of the fight, accumulating more and more power. Lauren tried her best to tickle her awake but failed until Beauty finally awoke at the 9 minute mark and made short work of Lauren.

Bracket B Fight 5 Sexy Nurse Duvalie vs. Siegfried of the heavy armor

The sexy Nurse tried to inject Siegfried with questionably syringes but unfortunately the heavy knight was armored from head to toe and had not a single weak spot. Siegfried crushed Duvalie with her warhammer. Yes, Siegfried is female. Now stop asking!

Bracket B Fight 6 Deadly Assassin vs. Crimson Vampire Elisabeth

Deadly(yes that's her name) was not as deadly as expected and quickly succumbed to the elder vampire.

Bracket B Fight 7 Dimension Hopper Cray vs. Time stop Gal

Cray is able to hop trough various dimension, covering an infinite amount of distance in an instant, while Gal is able to completely freeze the flow of time. With such overpowered abilities, it seems obvious that the first mover would win. Unfortunately, they moved both at once. According to the post battle interview, they fought for about half a year before finally settling for a draw.

Bracket B Fight 8 Esper Rob vs. Psychic Mob

A duel of the mind! Both tried to get the other to submit and in a shocking climax, the combatant’s heads exploded at exactly the same time! Good thing we have that revival magic.

Bracket C Fight 1 Voyager Ora vs. Evil Evan

The disgusting bastard tried to **** Ora, but was quickly beaten to a pulp. Afterwards Ora vanished, without claiming her reward. What a strange and very beautiful girl.

Bracket C Fight 2 The Ashen Chevalier vs. Estelle Bright

The Chevaliers ogre powers and giant robot where no match for Estelle's very large stick

Bracket C Fight 3 Genius Inventor Allison vs. Ladle Girl

The age old question of who would win in a fight between a ladle and a bazooka is finally answered. It's the bazooka.

Bracket C Fight 4 Twisted Sister vs. Seductress Tanja

Tanja tried to seduce Sister, but she was too twisted to fall for it.

Bracket C Fight 5 Angel Katy vs. Devil Vanessa

Despite the titles, neither of them is actually an angel or a devil. It was a close call but ultimately Katy surrendered to Vanessa, who was just too crafty.

Bracket C Fight 6 Minos, the Minotaur vs. Item Hoarder Sabrina

Sabrina, famous for bringing an absurd amount of items to battle, surprisingly lost as she refused to use a single one against her strong opponent.

Bracket C Fight 7 Uni the Unicorn vs. Meri the Mermaid

Uni impaled Meri with little effort, as the later wasn't able to move around on land.

Bracket C Fight 8 Magician Mindi vs. Snake-charmer Hebi-san

The Galmon Hebi-san shrugged of the magic attacks with ease and dominated Mindi with her pet snake.

Bracket D Fight 1 Loli magician vs. **** Knight

The mysterious(but no doubt very handsome) **** Knight got oneshotted by the little mage's Dark Spike

Bracket D Fight 2 Ojou-samas servant vs. Poor Girl Sally

Using the vast funds of her Master, Ojou-sama’s servant bought her victory with 1000 Gold Coins.

Bracket D Fight 3 Speed Sylphid vs. Quick draw Mary

Sylphid was too quick for quick draw Mary, reducing the gunslinger to tears with well positioned punches.

Bracket D Fight 4 Deep Frozen vs. Eternal Flame

A battle of the elements! In the end Flame was just too fired up and Frozen had to let it go, The victory, I mean.

Bracket D Fight 5 Beryl of the curse vs. Thunderkick Gecko

Beryl merely had to smile at Gecko, and the Galmon dropped ****! Very frightening.

Bracket D Fight 6 Ghost Girl vs. Ghoul Girl

Ghost Girl tried to haunt Ghoul Girl, but Ghoul girl was to **** to care. The battle ended in a draw.

Bracket D Fight 7 Balance Breaker Lucky vs. Ozaru, the monkey girl

Here is someone to watch out for! Lucky's claim to fame is her extraordinary luck. And indeed, Ozaru slipped on her own banana peels and knocked herself out. Then the Banana flew in Ozaru's mouth and she choked to ****. How lucky!

Bracket D Fight 8 Succubus Alice vs. Ultimate Cyborg Marina

Succubi tend to do poorly against Cyborgs, and this fight was no exception. Marina had an easy time resisting the temptations and an even easier to blast her into oblivion with her laser-arm

Bracket E Fight 1 The golden Knight Silvester spartano d'artagan vs. Bandit girl Rey

A very unbalanced match up. The famous golden Knight made short work out of his scruffy opponent. A model of chivalry, Silvester always allows his opponents to surrender making a holy vow to release them from slavery right away

Bracket E Fight 2 The Butcher Mauri vs. Vasgar princess Ellyandra

The brutal butcher butchered his way to triumph. Do not mistake this one with our former contestant Mari!

Bracket E Fight 3 The blue demon Rina vs. Cutter Lindsey

What happens if you bring a Volleyball against a cutter? It gets deflated, stupid. Lindsey cut herself to victory

Bracket E Fight 4 Slime-Girl Slimey vs. Kyan-Kyan Happy

How did these two even made it through the qualifiers? At any rate Slime-Girl won after she enveloped Happy and “tortured” the bunnygirl until she gave up.

Bracket E Fight 5 The Champion Minerva vs. Clumsy ninja Kanami

Last years champion had a surprisingly tough time hitting the ninja...until Kanami tripped. Then Minerva brutally caved her head in.

Bracket E Fight 6 The **** maid Ria vs. Dominatrix Svenja

Ria, the favorite **** of the esteemed noble Lady Ojou-sama was mercilessly tortured by Svenja. Despite that, she never submitted, forcing Svenja to kill her at the 9 minute mark.

Bracket E Fight 7 Multiplier Maris vs. Vasgar Princess Marbella

Many expected the powerful magic princess to win this easily, but Maris simply multiplied too quickly and overwhelmed Marbella. With that all three Vasgar princesses have been eliminated in the first Round. Shocking!

Bracket E Fight 8 Dragon Girl Fanfan vs. Mercenary Dick Saucer

Despite the name, Dick Saucer is actually a girl! That did not save her as Fanfan burned the merc to a crisp with her dragon flame.

Bracket F Fight 1 The strongest Galmon Valkyrie vs. Goldfish Tamer

The continent's strongest Galmon Valkyrie wasted no time in dispatching her Galmon colleague. As it turns out Goldfish aren't very powerful, even tamed.

Bracket F Fight 2 One Punch girl vs. Destructo Darkness Devil

The almighty DDD's head exploded after a single punch.

Bracket F Fight 3 The nerd vs. The bully

A very odd combination. The nerd gave up after a single wedgie.

Bracket F Fight 4 Grand Vizier Zig-Zag vs. Dragonkick Gecko

In a shocking turn of events, it was discovered that Zig-Zag cheated himself in the tournament and did in fact not pass the beauty exam. The Galmon Gecko won by default, revenging the loss of her former colleague.

Bracket F Fight 5 Captain Vanilla vs. Pegasus

The beautiful Pegasus mounted Vanilla and violated her for all to see! This one was absolutely not vanilla and also violates all kinds of rules, so we can't show you much of the fight. The horrific intercourse resulted in Captain Vanilla gaining the Wall Crusher Skill, which was swiftly used to crush Pegasus head.

Bracket F Fight 6 Schera, the Silver Streak vs. Clotilde of the Abyss

A spectacular performance, that ended very narrowly in Schera's victory. I can’t do it justice, so just watch the recap folks! (One gold coin, available on all magic visions)

Bracket F Fight 7 Amazing Nudist Julia vs. Marvelous Exhibitionist Maria

A heated, sweaty fight of two naked girls. Julia won, but not as much as the audience.

Bracket F Fight 8 Glorious Empress Marcie vs. Killer Queen Gina

The final round of this bracket ended in a draw as the two contestants where too busy with humiliating instead of fighting each other.

Bracket G Fight 1 Tankgirl vs. Knive Knifes

It should not be possible to bring a Tank in here, but Tankgirl succeeded anyways. Knive was obliterated

Bracket G Fight 2 Siren, the beauty vs. Ugly Duckling

Ugly Duckling(who really wasn't that ugly) resisted for a long time, but ultimately had to succumb to Siren's beautiful song.

Bracket G Fight 3 Darkwing Duck vs. Heidi, lady of the mountain

Darkwing might be a powerful assassin, but Heidi had goats. Deadly goats. We don't know how they got in the arena and frankly we don't care to know. Win for Heidi.

Bracket G Fight 4 Baby Dragon vs. Stonecrusher Sandy

Baby Dragon(we assure you, she is over 18) was too adorable and Sandy was unable to crush her, hence conceding victory

Bracket G Fight 5 Sugary Sour vs. Nega Sour

This fight was so erotic, we used it as the cover image! Surprisingly enough, Sour actually managed to escape her predicament and send her arch nemesis packing with a well placed Fire Arrow. Sour Power!

Bracket G Fight 6 Prince Poron vs. Black Cuckoo

Crown prince and pretty boy Poron from neighboring parancho was a fan favorite but the frightening Black Swan Assassin Black Cuckoo still managed to get him to surrender. No doubt his country will pay a hefty ransom.

Bracket G Fight 7 Lesbian Queen Marel vs. Cutie

Cutie(who is actually male) stood no chance as Marel right away put him into a submission **** hold. Unable to even surrender, Cutie was strangulated to ****. If you are male, you do not want to fight Marel!

Bracket G Fight 8 Sexy mime vs. Sexy clown

This fight was a joke! But sexy clown cinched victory.

Bracket H Fight 1 Just Monika

Surprisingly enough, an error in the tournaments lineup caused Monika to not have an opponent, winning by default.

Bracket H Fight 2 Tower climber Yulia vs. Asmodeus

The accomplished mage fighter Yulia did put up a good fight, but unfortunately succumbed to the devil Asmodeus aura of lust.

Bracket H Fight 3 Illusionist Samantha vs. Tomboy Maka

Maka could not deal with all the Illusions and lost after exhausting herself

Bracket H Fight 4 Invisible Gal vs. Necromancer Maria

It took almost 10 Minutes to realize that Invisible Gal was not present, Maria won by default. The **** Tournament Association Rasheul denies all claims that this fight was fixed.

Bracket H Fight 5 Moon Rabbit vs. Cell Perfect

A close fight, but Moon Rabbit barely managed to escape long enough to complete deplete the Cleric's Mana.

Bracket H Fight 6 Hero Arios Theoman vs. Corrupt Mayor of Rasheul De Ville

To no ones surprise the Legendary Hero easily overcome the corrupt, yet very sexy Mayor. On behalf of the **** Tournament Association Rasheul, we do want to add a disclaimer that Mayor De Ville is not actually corrupt.

Bracket H Fight 7 Dark Lord Ithere vs. Gar the Goyle

The equally dashing and dangerous Dark Lord slaughtered Gar. With his Invincibility Barrier and powerful shadow Magic, he is the top contender to win this years tournament. He has also declared that after his win he will enslave us all. Yay!

Bracket H Fight 8 Arsonist Pyre vs. Supergirl

Pyre tried to set Supergirl on fire, but Supergirl simply knocked her out.