Knock

By Mr. E

Miranda felt faint as she placed a hand to her head, walking over to a nearby armchair and gently sitting down. Needless to say, she was shocked. This wasn't just some accidental drunken fling...

This was her freaking honeymoon!

"Married... I'm married." Miranda said in a stunned whisper.

While she wasn't as girly as other girls growing up, she still had her ideal fairy tale wedding planned out. It would involve her being led down the aisle by her father (before she found out what a monster he was), kissing her dream man or woman, enjoying a large party with her friends and family, and having a sweet, passionate honeymoon that would hopefully last until the next morning.

It did NOT involve getting blackout drunk!

It did NOT involve getting a tattoo on her butt!

It did NOT involve going to the one "quickie" wedding chapel in the galaxy that made the wedding not only official, but also permanent!

And it most certainly did NOT include her being married to JACK of all people!

Speaking of which, for the first time since Miranda knew her, Jack was remaining eerily quiet. No rage filled rant asking about what the "cheerleader" had done to her. No crazed laughter, demanding to know if she and Miranda were being pranked right now. She didn't even let out one of her trademark swears. The tattooed woman just stood there, staring at the photograph in wide eyed shock.

To be honest, Miranda thought that it was kinda creepy...

Miranda opened her mouth to say something to Jack when there was a knock at the door, making her jump. She did feel slightly relieved when she saw Jack twitch slightly at the noise, the tattooed woman turning her head towards the door. Unfortunately, Miranda noticed that Jack still didn't move as knocking started again.

Sighing, Miranda got up and walked towards the door. Unfortunately, the shock of waking up to find herself married to Jack had made her forget that she and Jack were completely butt naked...

Which gave the individual at the door quite a shock as Miranda swung the door open.