Just jump right in and make a choice?

You start to sort through the hanging costumes.

Slutty devil costume,

Slutty cat costume,

Slutty cop costume.

Really? You must have the wrong section, you look through the other.

Slutty maid costume,

Slutty nurse costume.

You frantically search further. There must be some male costumes somewhere. What the hell has happened to halloween. It's not just about women dressing in slutty uniforms.

Slutty cheerleader

Slutty vampire.

There is literally nothing for men.

What the hell?