Juniper Burbank

Juniper's lover was a strong, tough man who carried her in his arms all the time. Princess carried on walks, shoulder carried at conventions, and in the evenings, carry fucked until she fell asleep. Her man was the strong and confident half of the pair.

Juniper also liked his name. It was Jack; no, too jock. Augustine; too religious. Matthew; could work... needs some tweaking, but Juniper liked the M start. Matthias, Michael, Mark, Mattress...

Juniper woke up with a strange dark screen in front of her. Her laptop lay on its side seemingly open and displaying a question. She closed her eyes and tried to go to sleep, but the screen was too bright.

Her eyes closed, she strategized about what to do. Roll over? Right side sleeping never worked for her. Reach out with my hand and close it? Air's too cold, I'm too warm... Knock the laptop over with headbut? Well... it could work... but it could break the laptop if it falls of the bed... but i could sleep... What if the laptop screen will turn off soon?

Juniper squints her eyes at the screen to see what was going on.

"Describe one feature you want your soulmate to possess!", the screen said (or typed?), "As a starting bonus, you can make one specified change blah blah blah etc etc etc."

There was maybe a paragraph or more text on the screen. Thankfully the task was bolded at the top. Juniper didn't bother reading the rest of the thesis the stupid laptop was showing.

Maybe I should just answer the question, Juniper thought. Strong, I want him to be strong. But how do I type that into the computer... I guess headbutting is the only option.

She opened her eyes and the screen displayed, "You have chosen 'Strong' as the feature you want your soulmate to possess! You can specify how you want this feature expressed or you can allow the system to automate it for you. This will allow you to conserve your..."

Why was there so much white on black text... Juniper mumbled, "Go awayyyy".

She brought her head back in preparation for the headbutt. She opened her eyes as one last chance for the laptop to save itself and saw "Confirmed! You have made one fully automated change! You can make one partially automated change. You will be able to make another fully specified change In three days, eleven hours, 59..."

Juniper slurred out her battle cry "Tomorrowww" and swung her head down. Though she felt no pain, she could no longer see the laptop so she must have succeeded.