AnyMenu

A menu.
A black-bordered, white menu.

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Target[ᐁ]
-User
-Singular Subject (Unspecified)*Unavailable*
-Plural Subject (Unspecified)*Unavailable*
-NonPhysical Subject (Unspecified)*Unavailable*
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User: Unavailable *Please Sign Terms & Conditions*
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Gender:
Sexual Preference [ᐃ]
Age:
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Standardized Modifications [ᐃ]
Customized Modifications [ᐃ]
Reality Adjustment [ᐃ]
Memory Adjustment [ᐃ]
Potential Error Informer[On]
Automatic Error Editor[On]
Adjustment:_____
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Help
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My first thought was, The fuck?
My next thought was, Damn, I can't see anything. How the hell do I get this out of my face?
And it was gone.
oh shit.
COME BACK!! "Wa..."
And the screen was back. "...it." I started reading. Sign Terms popped out at me. If I signed, could I get the ability to "adjust" things? Sure.
With apprehension, I started reading the terms and conditions.
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Sup, basically do what you want.
No rules.
k?
But you gotta sign that you understand that there are no rules first.
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Uh... What do I call you? I tested.

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IDK, I'm basically half of you right now.
If ur happy, I'm happy.
But I know more about this Sys, so just ask me what you wanna know.
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Ok... me. What happens if I...

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Did u forget the part where I said I'm half of you?
Don't think of saying something to me.
Just think the question.
Not how u would think or say the question to me.
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Aight, K chill.

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You can talk to me, but I'm you rn, so...
Basically, If you sign, you can make changes to everyone, everything, anywhere, anywhen.
If you don't sign, someone else gets the menu.
I'll die.
You'll be oblivious to any changes anyone else makes.
...So I'm rooting for the signature.
No, right now, no one else has this menu.
Yes, you can keep anyone else from having a menu.
Yes, you can give me a visual or physical representation.
Yes, you can make me a buff black dude, a cute Japanese college girl, or a floating fuju water bottle.
Yes, you can add more functionality to the menu.
No, I don't know if this is cuz aliens or gods.
Yes, You should sign the Terms.
No, there isn't a limit.
That's up to you.
That's up to you.
That's up to you.
That's up to you.
My god, just sign it already.
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Chill, my guy! What's the rush?

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Tell me I'm not the only one feeling horny right now?
I just want to get to the fun shit and not be stuck talking to myself about whether or not this confirms aliens.
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Aight. Gimme a sec to reread your logs. After rereading what ...Me... spammed me with, I saw no issues with signing. If there was something powerful enough to let me do this, resistance was pointless anyway.
K, we just need a name for u.

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Uh... K.
.
.
.
I'm a menu, right?
And I control this system...
So if we put Sy and Men together, then?
Actually, no. You sign first, then we'll talk more.
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Hey Me? What happened? There was no response.
Me said to call him Symen... Heh semen. Damn. I was horny.
Menu...Terms...Sign

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Great. Gimme a sec.
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