Jim calls Matt

Jim pushed the right sequence of buttons on his desk phone and waiting for the other person to pick-up.

"Uh, hello is this is Jim from accounting. Am I talking to Matthew D. Brainsample?"

He heard a grunt on the other side that he assumed meant 'yes.'

"I'm called to ask you about a business expense you've made in the past week."

He heard noises on the other end of the phone, but chose to ignore it.

"Yeah, it says here that you like to make an employee claim for a $1,200 bill and all it says is, and I'm quoting here, 'Bitches.'" He paused for emphasis. "I'm going to need you to explain what this is."