It all starts to add up

Emily then looked through her smartphone for her blocked contacts filled of ex-boyfriends to find out which one of them did this to her, considering her vagina said it was probably one of them. "Damien? No. Kyle? No. Maybe Hector? Nah, it couldn't be. Kevin...wait if I remember he was pretty smart, he probably did this!" Emily said pissed off. She then called Kevin.

"Hello?" Kevin answered. "Don't "hello" me asshole, you did this to me didn't you? Emily loudly whispered through the phone. "Did what?" "Don't play dumb with me, you sent that bottle of "lotion" to my house didn't you?!?" "No, I don't recall sending you anything." "Listen here, you're gonna wish you were never born if I call the cops on you." "Go ahead, and tell them what, huh? That you used a bottle of lotion that was unmarked probably for someone else on yourself?" Emily then thought to herself that he was right and couldn't technically frame him.

"Besides maybe I did, maybe I didn't, who knows? Regardless you got what you deserved for dumping me 2 weeks ago for such a stupid reason. Well I'm hanging up now, goodbye Emily..." Emily then remembered how her vagina has been treating her and knew she had to swallow her pride. "Fine...I'm sorry." "What was that?" "I'm sorry for dumping you okay? Now can you please fix my vagina, I'll do anything." Emily said quietly through the phone. Kevin then went silent on the other end. "Hello?" Emily said. "I'll be right over then." Kevin said hanging up. "Oh, thank god. I'll finally be back to normal." she said staring at her still sleeping vagina.