It's that time again. Lets watch the fourth round recap!

Bracket A Final Sexy Knight Sanakia vs The amber assassin Mari

The energetic Sexy-Knight made her first move before the fight even started, telling the amber assassin that she would not accept his surrender. And the Galmon quickly proved her point by attacking Mari with a vicious flurry of attacks. Unfortunately for the girl knight, the amber assassin deftly avoided every single one of her strikes with ease. However, he also didn't retaliate! Was Mari scared or merely toying with his opponent? Whatever the case, Sanakia finally had enough of being made a fool of and in a very bold fashion stripped out of her armor. This was not to distract Mari with her bodacious assets. The newfound freedom allowed the Galmon to use Soaring Dragon Attack. This outrageously insane maneuver, consisting of hurling your sword to the top of the arena as a distraction, actually worked! Mari was so taken a back that the Galmon managed to topple him over and proceeded to smother his face with her giant boobs! Or so we thought, then all that goes up must come down! That's right, dear viewers, Sanakia would spell her own doom as she got skewered by her how weapon! Due to the rules of the tournament, this counts as a suicide, which means Sanakia became Mari's ****. What a humiliating defeat for the Galmon, and what a triumph for Mari! The assassin managed to bring every single of his opponents so far to surrender! We in the trade call that a **** slam! Amazing! Will his streak continue, or will he finally met his match in the finals?

Bracket B Final Crimson Vampire Elisabeth vs Vampire Hunter E

One of the most anticipated fights in the tournament has finally arrived! On one side we have the higher Vampire Elisabeth. Opposing her stands one of the finest Vampire Hunters this side of the Maginot Line. And as fate, (and a minor amount of rigging) would have it, these two would now clash in the final bout of their bracket! Elisabeth started the fight by trying to hypnotize E, but naturally he was immune against such tactics. The Vampire Hunter retaliated by hurling holy water at her but Elisabeth merely laughed and turned herself into a swarm of bats. Then E used his whip to kill the bats while protecting himself from their onslaught. The battle raged on, with neither combatant seemingly getting the edge and we where seriously wondering if this would end in a draw. What would finally bring the conclusion however, was Elisabeth drawing forth her powerful magic shield. The vampire hunter tried every trick in his book to penetrate the barrier but he couldn’t even put a single dent in it. Elisabeth, while keeping this barrier up, then went on a physical offensive. E fought on valiantly but his concentration finally wavered at the fifty minute mark where an attack against an illusion left him open. This was not an opening Elisabeth would let go to waste. In what can only be described as pure irony, the Crimson Vampire impaled the Vampire Hunter from behind with her claws. The hunter ultimately became the hunted. Crimson Vampire Elisabeth devours her pray and advances to the finals!

Bracket C Final Estelle Bright vs Snake Charmer Hebi-san

Brawn versus brain in its purest, unadulterated fashion! Having defeated a giant robot(twice) Estelle was the clear favorite of this match up. However, Hebi-san, a high class Galmon should definitely not be underestimated either. The staff fighter started out strong and was on the offensive right away. Hebi-san tried to keep her opponent at bay with her lightning magic, but since Estelle’s staff was made out of wood that proved rather ineffective. As such Estelle dominated the first 10 minutes of the fight and bonked the furious Galmon on the head many times. However, what ultimately should prove fatal for Estelle was Hebi-san's hypnotic powers. Or rather the hypnotic power of her pet snake! For while Estelle took great care to not look into the Galmon's eyes, she neglected this caution when it came to Hebi-san's lower eyes. And the sneaky snake knew how to take advantage of that opening. Slowly wearing her resistance down, Estelle's attack became weaker and weaker until she finally submitted. Having taken quite a beating at this point, Hebi-san was not above humiliating her opponent. The plucky staff fighter was first made to strip completely naked. After that, the disgraced combatant was **** to masturbate with her own staff. It was a very erotic display and clearly very much pleased Hebi-san. Finally, just at the cusp of orgasm, Estelle surrendered before the Galmon, eagerly proclaiming to become her new pet. We wish the happy couple many exciting erotic adventures!

Bracket D Final Speed Sylphid vs Balance Breaker Lucky

Up until now Sylphid managed to overcome her opponents with sheer, indomitable speed. But how would she fare against an adversary who renders all her skill useless? Such is the power of Lucky, who's Level 3 Luck Skill had won all her battles through sheer, well, luck! However! Attentive viewers might remember that Lucky defeated Beryl via surrender in the last round! A girl famous for bringing bad luck! And indeed! While Sylphid did suffer some wardrobe malfunctions and had her panties (decorated with strawberries, according to Sylphid that was the only pair she had left after an accident with the magic washing machine) exposed for all to see, this amount of minor bad luck was not enough to overturn Sylphid's speed. After tripping a few more times, the speedy martial artist finally managed to subdue and mount her opponent. Not willing to **** what was now for all accounts just a regular young girl, Sylphid opted to simply tickle Lucky. As it turns out, that was quite a massive weak point. A giggling, blubbering Lucky surrendered at the 10 minute mark. Looks like Lucky's luck lucked out! That means Sylphid is the second combatant who enters the finals with a perfect **** slam! And even more so, since Lucky contributes three slaves of her own, Sylphid has now spectacularly pulled ahead in the **** rankings and leaves Mari in the dust! Marvelous!

Bracket E Final The golden Knight Silvester spartano d'artagan vs. The Champion Minerva

Silvester Spartano d’artagan, the indomitable golden knight seemed near untouchable in his previous matches. But now he was up against nobody less then last years Champion, and triple overall holder of the crown: The mighty, marvelous, magnificent Minerva Margaret! D’artagan had a very strong start. Wielding his blessed lance, the holy relict Jaivardhan he managed to put Minerva on the backfoot with monstrous power and speed. He was so sure of his victory that he even had the audacity to demand his opponent to yield! Such arrogance against the champion would not go unpunished. At the 12 minute mark Minerva managed to land a hit, injuring the knights right arm. Unperturbed, d’artagan switched to his left hand and continued the fight, but the wound was constantly leaking blood!. With Minerva keeping the pressure on, d’artagan was unable to use his holy magic to heal himself. And slowly but surely, that blood loss was taking it’s toll. In a last **** attempt, the golden knight tried to convince Minerva to cede victory to him and once that failed even tried me to declare him the victor! Naturally, this ploy was doomed. Minerva first severed his arm and then crushed the disgraced knight’s dreams. And his head. For the ninth time, Minerva Margaret will thus advance to the finals.

Bracket F Final The strongest Galmon Valkyrie vs. Amazing Nudist Julia

Who would have thought that the sexy nudist would make it all the way to the bracket finals? Well, we are all happy for it! Having enjoyed great success with that technique last round, Julia once again attempted to seduce a Galmon with her body. However, while we could certainly spot a blush on Valkyrie's fair countenance, Julia made one critical mistake: Valkyrie is a good friend with Speed Demon Sylphid and has thus no doubt gained a massive immunity against perverted fighters! Realizing that her usual strategy won't work Julia switched tactics and threatened the strongest Galmon that Captain Vanilla will suffer, should victory not be ceded to her. A plan as cowardly as foolhardy, as this caused Valkyrie to release her battle aura. Julia was so frightened, she ended up wetting herself on the spot(I had fortunately used the toilet just prior) Only after promising to Valkyrie that she would treat Captain Vanilla with care did the strongest Galmon kill her painlessly. As we learned later, this incident had afflicted Julia with permanent incontinence, something even our healers can't cure. As compensation the Rasheul Great **** Tournament will award Julia with a lifetime supply of diapers. We sincerely hope that this will not affect her career as an amazing nudist. The strongest Galmon Valkyrie did advance to the finals undaunted.

Bracket G Final Tankgirl vs Black Cuckoo

Look, I am getting tired of this joke. Tankgirl has a...holy cow! Black Cuckoo is actually fighting back! And she does an amazing job at it! Tankgirl’s tank was cast from Hirara Ore! It should as such have not a single point of weakness. But Black Cuckoo clearly thought otherwise as the assassin relentlessly attacked various points of the tank. It didn’t appear to do any damage but the effort was still praiseworthy. Meanwhile the tank had trouble locking on the assassin with her hellfire rockets. Even the machine gun turrets where not fast enough to track her. In response to that, tankgirl decided to opt for carpet bombing. The sound of machine gunfire and explosions was heard all over the city as the tank raged with impunity. Black Cuckoo however cleverly hid herself in the only safe spot of the arena. Next to me! Usually, we frown upon such tactics, but usually we also don’t allow tanks to participate. This stalemate went on for an astoundingly long time. With neither opponent seemingly capable of injuring each other a draw became the more and more likely outcome. That was until the 50th minute mark at which point the Tank suddenly exploded. Black Cuckoo very cleverly destroyed the tanks exhaust pipes, causing it to overheat. Was there a girl in it? Was the tank the girl? What pervert thought a tank would qualify for the beauty standards? Are tanks hot? Many questions that will never be answered, because Black Cuckoo advances into the finals!

Bracket H Final Dark Lord Ithere vs Asmodeus

This fight needs no introduction, but I am doing one anyways! The Lord of Shadows, Dark Lord Ithere is a being that can’t be harmed by any conventional weapon but his opponent is one of these non conventional weapons. A Rank 3 Devil. Devil nobility. Asmodeus started out heckling the Dark Lord with her lightning attacks. Meanwhile, the Lord of Shadows used his shadow magic to escape any harm. In response to that Asmodeus turned the entire arena into a thundercloud! I can tell you this was even more scary then the rampaging tank! Things took a turn for the hot when Ithere managed to get the devil in his shadow tentacles. As it turns out Asmodeus is a lust devil and her getting aroused affected the entire arena and a good deal beyond. That means every single spectator including yours truly partook in a giant orgy! This is why you buy tickets, folks! You might be thinking with this carnal pleasure going on it would be impossible to actually pay attention to what was happening in the match and you would be right! Luckily we had magic vision recording the events. Apparently Asmodeus was so satisfied with the tentacle treatment that she willingly surrendered. Unfortunately, our Spell of Obedience does not work on Devils. And neither is our magic barrier capable of keeping them in. Meaning, after winking at the camera, Asmodeus disappeared into a black void. So, uh...yeah Dark Lord Ithere won! And with Asmodeus, the golden knight and the Hero Arios all kicked out of the tournament we have nobody left to stop him! The tournament is basically already decided! Uh...regardless, please keep watching anyways!