It's a race to the airport

Ash made it outside of the museum, finally stopping to catch his breath. He bent over and leaned on his knees, panting like a dog. He almost hoped that the cops would show up, as long as it meant he didn't have to worry about anymore demon knights.

As he was hunched over, he felt someone tug on his boxer shorts before they split apart. He turned around to see Caityln standing in nothing but her panties. Her knife was in her left hand

"What the hell, Caitlyn?" Ash shouted. "Why'd you take those? And why are you topless?"

"That was for leaving me to that knight!" Caitlyn snapped. "I thought we were partners!"

"What kind of partner cuts their friend's clothes off?!"

"It's called payback!"

"Oh, is it?!"

Ash suddenly leapt onto Caitlyn, knocking the dagger from her hand. He grabbed her panties and tore them off, leaving her as naked as he was. She struggled to get him off, but he kept his hands on her sides to keep her from moving. He only stopped when she let out a high-pitched giggle.

"Wait...are you ticklish?" He asked.

"N-No! Of course not!" She insisted.

Ash suddenly began tickling her along her entire body. Down her sides and legs, and up her stomach and arms. Caitlyn squealed and giggled from underneath Ash. He couldn't help but laugh with her. The whole situation was crazy, but at least his partner was damn sexy.

Their fun came to an end as they heard a police car pull up beside them.

Gus finally made his way to the airport runway. He had wanted to cross through the terminal and find a computer, but he realized he needed some pants before he could go inside. If the airport was still open, he risked getting arrested, and then he'd miss out on the money.

"Damn wussies," Gus muttered to himself. "When did people get so uptight about piercings and nudies anyway?"

Luck seemed to be on his side as he saw a nearby cart filled with luggage. The driver was nowhere to be seen. Gus smiled and put his disposable camera on the ground. He unzipped a suitcase and started going through it.

"Let's see here," he mumbled. "Shirt...shirt...shirt...c'mon, where are the pants?"

He pulled out a lacy pair of black underwear. "Dangit! This is a woman's stuff! Eh, at least I got me a pretty souvenir!"

He clutched the underwear to his side and was about to search another suitcase when he noticed his camera was gone. Gus looked everywhere across the runway but couldn't see the camera anywhere.

"DAMMIT! Where the hell'd it go?!"

Meanwhile, hiding behind another empty cart where Mary and Steven. The two were breathing heavily as they sat on the ground. Steven held the camera up for Mary to see. "I got it!"

"Oh, thank God!" Mary said. "That's finally one thing we don't have to worry about!"

Steven nodded in agreement. "Okay, I honestly don't know how to delete photos from this thing. It doesn't look to be waterproof, so if we make it to the beach, we just chuck it into the water."

"Whoa! Absolutely not!" Mary said. "I'm not littering in the water! You have any idea how much plastic is there already?!"

Steven stared at Mary. "...really?"

She looked around the runway and terminals. "We're at an airport, Steven! There's gotta be a better way to get rid of this camera!"

"...really?" Cassie asked.

"Hey, I was an environmental sciences major!" Mary said. "I wasn't about to let more shit pollute the water!"

"Remember how ballistic she went that time you threw a soda can out of the car window?" Steven asked. "And you said she couldn't be more uptight than that?"

"Yeah, you weren't kidding," Cassie noted.

Caitlyn and Ash sat on the curb with their hands cuffed in front of them. Sam dusted off his hands as he glared down at them.

"Little hypocritical of you, ain't it?" Ash spat. "Cops usually let their partners ride naked?"

Dana shrank underneath the window line, thankful they couldn't smell her.

"We're running out of time here!" Tyrone said from the back of the car. "We need to find our friends!"

"I'm sorry, but these two take precedent over a couple of streakers," Sam said. "They've been caught stealing priceless artifacts from all over the city."

"Can you make it go any faster?" Dana asked. "I've gotten those two in enough trouble with that fatass in the first place."

Caitlyn suddenly had an idea. "Wait, you said 'streakers' didn't you? They wouldn't happen to be comin' this way, would they?"

"Uh...yeah, I think so," Tyrone said.

"And you mentioned a fat guy, right?" Caitlyn asked Dana. "Shirtless, holdin' a camera?"

Dana sat back up, not caring if she was naked. "You saw them?! He's trying to take pictures of them and put them on some kind of pervert website!"

"Sheesh, what an asshole," Ash snorted.

Sam shot him a confused look. Ash shrugged and said, "Hey, I'm just a thief, not a pervert! I got some standards!"

Caitlyn grew a mischievous smile. "Tell ya' cops what: I'll help you find those two lovebirds and get them away from that creep IF you promise to go easy on us tonight."

"Are you kidding me?" Sam asked. "Multiple counts of grand larceny, plus public indecency! Why would I go easy on you?"

"Aw, come on!" Caitlyn whined. "It's not like we ever hurt anybody! Sure, we scare them, but we're not monsters! We just like shiny things!"

"And we can figure out where they're going next!" Ash added. "You'll never find them without us!"

Sam glanced back at Dana, Tyrone, and Jessica, who all seemed to be on board with what the thieves were saying. He rolled his eyes, and put his notepad away. "Fine, but you're staying in those cuffs."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Caitlyn groaned as Sam helped her and Ash up.

"You two in the back, you're sitting up front," Sam said. "Someone can sit on the other person's lap."

"Hey, what about me?!" Dana asked. "I'm still naked here!"

"You can sit between me and the students here," Sam said.

"What? Upset you can't sit on the hot cop's lap?" Caitlyn teased.

Dana shot the thief a stern glare, and Caitlyn immediately shut up. Both Sam and Dana felt proud that she could still scare people without her clothes.